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      12-04-2015, 10:48 AM   #1365
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Got a picture?
Almost ready to move in... but proper color is shown.


Can see texture, but color is off.
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      12-04-2015, 10:50 AM   #1366
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Why would I want to rent out his when I can rent my own out for big money?


Seriously. That was a terrible idea, Lups. I just want some damn wood floors.
Ugh. Just let me do the labor. I miss manual labor insanely much and doing floors is the best part of a project.
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Almost ready to move in... but proper color is shown.


Can see texture, but color is off.
Aaaw that's a cool dog!
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      12-04-2015, 11:02 AM   #1368
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I'm really confused on how I should approach this. I'm not sure if you're trying to sell me your penis, or sell me the floors I've been talking about this whole time.....
Just sit back, close your eyes and relax.
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Are you a contractor?
Flooring contractor.

Mainly do commercial work but have a residential division as well.
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      12-04-2015, 11:03 AM   #1369
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Ugh. Just let me do the labor. I miss manual labor insanely much and doing floors is the best part of a project.
That's fine, I'll just sit on the couch and watch like a perv with a glass of whiskey in hand.
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      12-04-2015, 11:06 AM   #1370
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Just sit back, close your eyes and relax.
Every time you reply to my comments, it's make me question more and more about buying wood from you.


I kind of like the suspicion, though.
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Just sit back, close your eyes and relax.


Flooring contractor.

Mainly do commercial work but have a residential division as well.
In Florida, you probably write your own check.
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      12-04-2015, 11:10 AM   #1372
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Every time you reply to my comments, it's make me question more and more about buying wood from you.


I kind of like the suspicion, though.
When you believe is when the magic happens.
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In Florida, you probably write your own check.
i wish. FL is a price driven market. We have our loyal regulars, but if we weren't consistently competitive, they'd drop us like a bad habit.

Or.... something like a hot rock since bad habits are hard to drop.
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      12-04-2015, 12:49 PM   #1373
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Every time you reply to my comments, it's make me question more and more about buying wood from you.


I kind of like the suspicion, though.
When you believe is when the magic happens.
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In Florida, you probably write your own check.
i wish. FL is a price driven market. We have our loyal regulars, but if we weren't consistently competitive, they'd drop us like a bad habit.

Or.... something like a hot rock since bad habits are hard to drop.
Back on topic - both my gifts have shipped
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      12-04-2015, 01:05 PM   #1374
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Back on topic - both my gifts have shipped
I cant find the right present. I got the hardest participant of us all.
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Just send me a bushel of apples for Waffles
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Just send me a bushel of apples for Waffles
Lol no!
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      12-04-2015, 01:14 PM   #1377
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Back on topic - both my gifts have shipped
Im finishing mine up tonight and will probably ship it tomorrow. It's gold.



Also, want to hang out next weekend maybe?
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Back on topic - both my gifts have shipped
Im finishing mine up tonight and will probably ship it tomorrow. It's gold.



Also, want to hang out next weekend maybe?
I'm down - text me the details..
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I'm down - text me the details..
You guys gonna take pics of each other for the forum?
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You guys gonna take pics of each other for the forum?
No, I just want to go pet BB and Waffles.
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You guys gonna take pics of each other for the forum?
No, I just want to go pet BB and Waffles.
That's what you guys call your penises? :
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That's what you guys call your penises? :
What is it with you and penis today? Starting to seriously get worried about you, bud.
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Mr Tonka Nope - that's what we call 'Tonka Time'

Seriously - you're just mad he's getting to see me in the flesh before you

Remember - you had a chance to hang with this greatness on my last trip to the sunshine state....BUT NOOOOOO!!!
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You guys gonna take pics of each other for the forum?
No, I just want to go pet BB and Waffles.
Oh man - I know some ladies that will be mad you're getting Donkey and Goat lovin....
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You guys gonna take pics of each other for the forum?
No, I just want to go pet BB and Waffles.
Oh man - I know some ladies that will be mad you're getting Donkey and Goat lovin....
This sounded very....reason SugarSkulls got banned for.
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This sounded very....reason SugarSkulls got banned for.
Don't worry, this time they're actually real animals and not innuendos.



Only Tonka has been throwing around homosexual innuendos all day.
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