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      08-22-2016, 12:14 PM   #111
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Ah, i see. I assumed the correlation was between Chipotle and NAMBLA. (which is now in my browsing history, thanks.)
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Ah, i see. I assumed the correlation was between Chipotle and NAMBLA. (which is now in my browsing history, thanks.)
Haha... I feel your pain. I google weird crap all the time just to find a funny picture. My search history would be horrifying to anyone who didn't know why. Thankfully, we both have this forum to prove why we were searching for what we were searching for. When Chris Hansen shows up at your house, just point him to this thread!
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Haha... I feel your pain. I google weird crap all the time just to find a funny picture. My search history would be horrifying to anyone who didn't know why. Thankfully, we both have this forum to prove why we were searching for what we were searching for. When Chris Hansen shows up at your house, just point him to this thread!
Shit, now i have to google Chris Hansen.....
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The name - just a silly mental association.
Ah, i see. I assumed the correlation was between Chipotle and NAMBLA. (which is now in my browsing history, thanks.)
It's called Incognito Mode !!!

To be fair, the orphanage (which I think is fantastic) just has that slightly cringeworthy name for this day and age is all... But it has good intentions !!! Just not a PC name, lol...

Like a priest putting Busy Ordaining You on his business cards... Or BOY's as his acronym...

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Shit, now i have to google Chris Hansen.....
Do not recommend googling "NAMBLA" and "Chris Hansen" prior to doing anything related to orphanages.


I have "sexy goat" in my search history, thanks to ASB.
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It's called Incognito Mode !!!

To be fair, the orphanage (which I think is fantastic) just has that slightly cringeworthy name for this day and age is all... But it has good intentions !!! Just not a PC name, lol...

Like a priest putting Busy Ordaining You on his business cards... Or BOY's as his acronym...

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Haha... I feel your pain. I google weird crap all the time just to find a funny picture. My search history would be horrifying to anyone who didn't know why. Thankfully, we both have this forum to prove why we were searching for what we were searching for. When Chris Hansen shows up at your house, just point him to this thread!
Shit, now i have to google Chris Hansen.....
It's like... Showing your grandparents how to use an iPhone...

But... Relevant...
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Do not recommend googling "NAMBLA" and "Chris Hansen" prior to doing anything related to orphanages.


I have "sexy goat" in my search history, thanks to ASB.
Haha... on the plus side, Mr Tonka will recognize him when he shows up. I googled something like "indian mens tinder profiles" once for some reason related to making a joke at Aatish 's expense. I hope I never have to explain that one. I might just lie and say I was bi-curious for a day because it is less bad than what happened in that thread on most days.
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Shit, now i have to google Chris Hansen.....
Do not recommend googling "NAMBLA" and "Chris Hansen" prior to doing anything related to orphanages.


I have "sexy goat" in my search history, thanks to ASB.
I have "bray" and "bleet" and "the real housewives (first cousins) of Redneck County" thanks to ASBSECU E93
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It's like... Showing your grandparents how to use an iPhone...

But... Relevant...
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Haha... on the plus side, Mr Tonka will recognize him when he shows up. I googled something like "indian mens tinder profiles" once for some reason related to making a joke at Aatish 's expense. I hope I never have to explain that one. I might just lie and say I was bi-curious for a day because it is less bad than what happened in that thread on most days.
Did you just call Tonka a pedophile?
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Did you just call Tonka a pedophile?
Hehe... no... I mean, when he shows up due to the first google search. OK, it feels like this is one of those times where the best vet is to just stop digging.
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Haha... on the plus side, Mr Tonka will recognize him when he shows up. I googled something like "indian mens tinder profiles" once for some reason related to making a joke at Aatish 's expense. I hope I never have to explain that one. I might just lie and say I was bi-curious for a day because it is less bad than what happened in that thread on most days.
Did you just call Tonka a pedophile?
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It's called Incognito Mode !!!

To be fair, the orphanage (which I think is fantastic) just has that slightly cringeworthy name for this day and age is all... But it has good intentions !!! Just not a PC name, lol...

Like a priest putting Busy Ordaining You on his business cards... Or BOY's as his acronym...

It's great to know that we can always count on you to bring it to rock bottom.
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It's called Incognito Mode !!!

To be fair, the orphanage (which I think is fantastic) just has that slightly cringeworthy name for this day and age is all... But it has good intentions !!! Just not a PC name, lol...

Like a priest putting Busy Ordaining You on his business cards... Or BOY's as his acronym...

It's great to know that we can always count on you to bring it to rock bottom.
Oh please... In respect to orphanages, I kept it PC...
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Oh please... In respect to orphanages, I kept it PC...
When smoosh called you the MILF hunter, I thought you liked older women... now I know you just like what they bring along with them...
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Oh please... In respect to orphanages, I kept it PC...
When smoosh called you the MILF hunter, I thought you liked older women... now I know you just like what they bring along with them...
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To be fair, the orphanage (which I think is fantastic) just has that slightly cringeworthy name for this day and age is all... But it has good intentions !!! Just not a PC name, lol...
In their culture, a child who loses their parents is now the next of kin's responsibility. The kids they have and care for are the ones who's parents have passed while having no next of kin. They provide them with food, shelter, clothes, books, etc... all the needs of any other child. While at the same time doing their best to make them feel valued and loved rather than discarded and unwanted.

On top of that cultural issue, the DR makes it very difficult to adopt from out of country. I think you have to live in the DR for 6 months to a year to be eligible to adopt. They pretty much are raising any kids who show up from what ever age they are until they become an adult. They've grown a lot in the last few years. It started out with needing back packs and clothes. Now they have sponsor programs for the individual kids. Their first year (2013) they took in 2 kids, i think they have upwards of 30 now.

Orphanage may not be PC, but that's pretty much what it is. Curiously, what is the PC term for it?
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Did you just call Tonka a pedophile?
I'm on to you now. You're not going to trick me into googling pedophile.
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Watching you and jackin it till I'm Tirorin
Smoosh oh smoosh
Why you such a douche.

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