[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Sara

I found a strand of long dark hair in the guest bathroom on Sunday at his place. I was about to get pissed until I held it up to light and realized it was a red hair strand.

You ladies are detectives when it comes to hair. It's downright impressive.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Sara

I already questioned the pony tail he used in my hair. I woke up and said "this isn't mine." I use very thin bands, he had put my hair in a much thicker pony tail band.

He's ignoring the cardinal rules that every player-turned-good should follow. Lol! He better get it together.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Damn! Lol! She was Stage-5 Clinger.

I've always swept through my pad any time a woman left because I wanted no trace of them……anywhere. I always find/found strands of hair everywhere…..in the most interesting places. Hair is so strategic. Lol!

Women used to tell me how impressed they were that a man kept such a clean home. I got called out for it once. She knew exactly what was up. Apparently her father was a bit a ladies man and she grew up with it. Instantly knew why my house stayed spotless. It was not uncommon for one to leave and another to be there within minutes of each other. Cleanliness gents....cleanliness.

Speaking of hair, I always kept a lint roller in my bedside table just for this reason. Hair wasn't so much of an issue as f*cking glitter! Glitter is to women what spraying is to animals. I have kicked women out of my house for coming over all glittered up or having clothing on that sheds glitter. I actually had one that offered to shower to remove said glitter so she could stay....she stayed.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Women used to tell me how impressed they were that a man kept such a clean home. I got called out for it once. She knew exactly what was up. Apparently her father was a bit a ladies man and she grew up with it. Instantly knew why my house stayed spotless. It was not uncommon for one to leave and another to be there within minutes of each other. Cleanliness gents....cleanliness.

Speaking of hair, I always kept a lint roller in my bedside table just for this reason. Hair wasn't so much of an issue as f*cking glitter! Glitter is to women what spraying is to animals. I have kicked women out of my house for coming over all glittered up or having clothing on that sheds glitter. I actually had one that offered to shower to remove said glitter so she could stay....she stayed.

Agree completely!!!!! You and I are cut from the same cloth in many ways.

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Cleanliness gents....cleanliness.

I'm just so incredibly lazy that I don't want to clean, so by keeping everything clean, it requires significantly less work keeping it...., clean.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Agree completely!!!!! You and I are cut from the same cloth in many ways.

Very much agreed.

Originally Posted by Mein11

I'm just so incredibly lazy that I don't want to clean, so by keeping everything clean, it requires significantly less work keeping it...., clean.

That's the trick. Reset the room back to the way it was before you came in, every single time, it never gets dirty. 5 - 15 minute clean ups unattended can turn into hours of cleaning later. This, in turn, results in more time for other things. Also nothing is a bigger turn off for the ladies than a man who lives like a slob.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Mein11

I'm just so incredibly lazy that I don't want to clean, so by keeping everything clean, it requires significantly less work keeping it...., clean.

That, my man, is the life hack. If you keep everything clean, you won't really have to clean.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Sara

haha. This was back when we first started dating. After the hurricane I stayed at his place and one night got white girl wasted. He was nice enough to tie my hair back for me, but must have used his old girlfriend's pony tail He could have at least used mine!

He turned out alright. Another date night tonight for us....but if I find a hair strand that's not red or blonde we're gonna have problems, lol.

It's nice that you seem to have found a guy who's checking all/most of the boxes and treating you well.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Sara

He's so wonderful. Apparently I'm supposed to get him something for Veteran's Day.... I'm like Am I not a good enough gift?

The good guys find themselves asking that very same question……a lot!!!

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

That's the trick. Reset the room back to the way it was before you came in, every single time, it never gets dirty. 5 - 15 minute clean ups unattended can turn into hours of cleaning later. This, in turn, results in more time for other things. Also nothing is a bigger turn off for the ladies than a man who lives like a slob.

Amen brother. Work smarter not harder!

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

That, my man, is the life hack. If you keep everything clean, you won't really have to clean.

Plus...., you can actually find shit without having to look all over. Messy people are a confusing species.

[CTinline-six]

Originally Posted by Sara

He's so wonderful. Apparently I'm supposed to get him something for Veteran's Day.... I'm like Am I not a good enough gift?

I didn't realize Veteran's day was a holiday you bought stuff for.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Sara

I didn't either. Pretty sure he was joking when he asked me what my plans were for him. Now that's he's planted the seed, I feel like I should do something to 'salute his service' lol.

But he's not a Marine, because today is Sesame Street Day!!!!







Oh, and more importantly, Happy Birthday Corps!

[Dang3r]

Originally Posted by Mein11

My nan;

Wait, isn't that Rose from St. Olaf?!

Originally Posted by Sara

I didn't either. Pretty sure he was joking when he asked me what my plans were for him. Now that's he's planted the seed, I feel like I should do something to 'salute his service' lol.

Nah, afaik thats no real day for presents, but hey, how about baking cupcakes with your national colors as topping on it, nice cup of coffee and a dear kiss?
Would appreciate this the most, just because of the gesture...

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Dang3r

Wait, isn't that Rose from St. Olaf?!




Nah, afaik thats no real day for presents, but hey, how about baking cupcakes with your national colors as topping on it, nice cup of coffee and a dear kiss?
Would appreciate this the most, just because of the gesture...

I'm going to cook dinner for him

[Sara]

Speaking of gifts, are we doing a Christmas exchange like in previous years?

[vreihen16]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

Oh, and more importantly, Happy Birthday Corps!

...and more importantly, happy National Donut Day! Several years ago, I had the unexpected honor of celebrating the holiday with retired LTC Orson Swindle and trays full of donuts, and it was a really moving experience to hear his POW story that day.....

https://vetlikeme.org/the-marine-cor...nal-donut-day/


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[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Sara

I'm going to cook dinner for him

Cook him dinner naked with a ribbon tied around your waist. Tell him you got him a gift you just didn't know how to wrap it

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by King Rudi

Well played. No offense on nan, but she's a bit young for my taste. I'm sure the waitress you spent the day with appreciated the non-stained butthole of Stephanie's. I, myself, have always appreciated a bleached halo. Yes, I said halo. Gives a new meaning to that Beyonce song now huh?

Yeah she keeps bringing home a bunch of dudes and having orgies in the pool house. I've told her again and again, NAN, if you're gonna have these parties please respect the 10pm curfew because some of us have to work in the morning.

She was really supportive of the butt hole bleaching, but still don't understand why it would cost $1k. I guess because it was a designer model, has a bunch of little Guccie emblems. Looks cool but seems like a very 2025 thing to do.

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Mein11

Yeah she keeps bringing home a bunch of dudes and having orgies in the pool house. I've told her again and again, NAN, if you're gonna have these parties please respect the 10pm curfew because some of us have to work in the morning.

She was really supportive of the butt hole bleaching, but still don't understand why it would cost $1k. I guess because it was a designer model, has a bunch of little Guccie emblems. Looks cool but seems like a very 2025 thing to do.

F*cking hell.

[SickGTR]

Originally Posted by Sara

I'm going to cook dinner for him

I really doubt that's the gift he is looking for😉. Just saying😙

[TiMSport]

Originally Posted by SickGTR

I really doubt that's the gift he is looking for😉. Just saying😙

He may like the idea of an "all-you-can-eat" though.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by Sara

I'm going to cook dinner for him

Melted crayons?





Joking - he probably wasn't in the Marines.