[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by dinonz

And just for that, I'm going to Amazon to look for Kim Kardashians Memoirs, because I would rather read that than the shit you post. I'd rather get a blow job from a great white shark than listen to what you have to say.

Are you Donald Trump? He's the only other person I have ever heard of who is so enamored in how wonderful he thinks he is and how amazing he thinks other people think he is that he has no clue what a fucking cockwomble he really is.

Reminds me of you a lot.

Well, that was an hour of pure debauchery! They like to start by making out with each other. And then it becomes a retired, but still fast, Pro MXer sandwich. Then they finish off with each other. It never gets old!

Now to your post. Wow, someone’s got their panties all jammed up. Maybe you need to get some. But, yet here you are still reading my posts, after all this time. I think that says it all. And to think, being from Austin, I was going to invite you to our COTA suite for the F1 race next year. Oh well. I can invite 30 people. I don’t think I’ll have a problem filling those places. Anyway, have a good night and good luck with those sharp teeth. I’m going back to bed for round two. Actually round three. We had a round this morning. Damn, I’m gonna sleep good tonight. I’m tired. This time change is though for someone who doesn’t have to go to work in the morning. I think I’ll sleep in.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

Well, that was an hour of pure debauchery! They like to start by making out with each other. And then it becomes a retired, but still fast, Pro MXer sandwich. Then they finish off with each other. It never gets old!

Now to your post. Wow, someone’s got their panties all jammed up. Maybe you need to get some. But, yet here you are still reading my posts, after all this time. I think that says it all. And to think, being from Austin, I was going to invite you to our COTA suite for the F1 race next year. Oh well. I can invite 30 people. I don’t think I’ll have a problem filling those places. Anyway, have a good night and good luck with those sharp teeth. I’m going back to bed for round two. Actually round three. We had a round this morning. Damn, I’m gonna sleep good tonight. I’m tired. This time change is though for someone who doesn’t have to go to work in the morning. I think I’ll sleep in.

*plonk*

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by dinonz

*plonk*

But yet, you still continue to read.

[nick46]

Well I've been reading this thread for some time now and compared to a thread on another car forum on Internet dating, this is so tame! Since Cyn-BMW has come along its definitely a much more entertaining. If what he posts is real or not, I really don't care. As I said its just entertaining reading it along with people's responses.
The thread I mentioned thats on another car forum (here in the UK) has had me crying with laughter reading about one chaps Internet dating experiences. He's now found what appears to be a keeper so doesn't post in that thread anymore, so good on him. But it was great fun reading his stories even if they weren't true.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by nick46

Well I've been reading this thread for some time now and compared to a thread on another car forum on Internet dating, this is so tame! Since Cyn-BMW has come along its definitely a much more entertaining. If what he posts is real or not, I really don't care. As I said its just entertaining reading it along with people's responses.
The thread I mentioned thats on another car forum (here in the UK) has had me crying with laughter reading about one chaps Internet dating experiences. He's now found what appears to be a keeper so doesn't post in that thread anymore, so good on him. But it was great fun reading his stories even if they weren't true.

I guess that depends on your definition of entertaining. Clearly, you're the sort of person who enjoys trash tabloids, and probably follow the Kardashians and other trash celebrities with great delight. If that sort of "entertainment" entertains you, good for you.

That's not entertaining to me - quite the opposite. It's fucking dull and boring.

[nick46]

You couldn't be further from the truth. Those Kardashians are a waste of oxygen!

[Mein11]

Had such a great day the other day. Met up with this chick with some banging titties, I mean just nice grape fruit size, you know what I mean. Anyways, we go to a steakhouse, nothing fancy, was only $500 end of the day. Well our waitress saw that I was driving a new Tesla and she said whhhaaaa, like omg, can I go for a ride??! My date of course was taken aback and gave me a stern look. Of course she then winked and said I like her! So I paid the bill (left a $500 tip), and the three of us left. The waitress yelled out she quit as she walked out the door! Anyways they ended up ruining the seats from getting so wet when I slammed the accelerator pedal, should have seen their faces! Got back home and had crazy wild sex until this morning. She said she wants to move in and my other girlfriend said it's okay, but with having my grandmother living with us the house is feeling a little crammed. So yeah grandma is getting put in a home probably later today.

[///d]

Originally Posted by Mein11

Had such a great day the other day. Met up with this chick with some banging titties, I mean just nice grape fruit size, you know what I mean. Anyways, we go to a steakhouse, nothing fancy, was only $500 end of the day. Well our waitress saw that I was driving a new Tesla and she said whhhaaaa, like omg, can I go for a ride??! My date of course was taken aback and gave me a stern look. Of course she then winked and said I like her! So I paid the bill (left a $500 tip), and the three of us left. The waitress yelled out she quit as she walked out the door! Anyways they ended up ruining the seats from getting so wet when I slammed the accelerator pedal, should have seen their faces! Got back home and had crazy wild sex until this morning. She said she wants to move in and my other girlfriend said it's okay, but with having my grandmother living with us the house is feeling a little crammed. So yeah grandma is getting put in a home probably later today.

Did you meet her when you air dropped a dirtbike with machine guns into Syria and conducted covert ops against tyrannical govt's?

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Mein11

Had such a great day the other day. Met up with this chick with some banging titties, I mean just nice grape fruit size, you know what I mean. Anyways, we go to a steakhouse, nothing fancy, was only $500 end of the day. Well our waitress saw that I was driving a new Tesla and she said whhhaaaa, like omg, can I go for a ride??! My date of course was taken aback and gave me a stern look. Of course she then winked and said I like her! So I paid the bill (left a $500 tip), and the three of us left. The waitress yelled out she quit as she walked out the door! Anyways they ended up ruining the seats from getting so wet when I slammed the accelerator pedal, should have seen their faces! Got back home and had crazy wild sex until this morning. She said she wants to move in and my other girlfriend said it's okay, but with having my grandmother living with us the house is feeling a little crammed. So yeah grandma is getting put in a home probably later today.

When I first started reading this, I thought......only a $500 tip? Cheap ass.


Seriously though What does a man do for fluid ruined leather seats? Also, post a pic of your gran, I might have a home for her.

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by ///d

Did you meet her when you air dropped a dirtbike with machine guns into Syria and conducted covert ops against tyrannical govt's?

No we actually met at a Villa in Peru back when I was trafficking cocaine. I happened to be blowing lines off her ass when she tooted and a little white cloud blew in the crisp Peruvian breeze.

Originally Posted by King Rudi

When I first started reading this, I thought......only a $500 tip? Cheap ass.


Seriously though What does a man do for fluid ruined leather seats? Also, post a pic of your gran, I might have a home for her.

$500 was all the cash I had left. Stephanie wanted to get her butthole bleached so she snagged $1k out of my wallet earlier in the day.

Leatherique products work really well, start with the rejuvenator then finisher.


My nan;

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by dinonz

I guess that depends on your definition of entertaining. Clearly, you're the sort of person who enjoys trash tabloids, and probably follow the Kardashians and other trash celebrities with great delight. If that sort of "entertainment" entertains you, good for you.

That's not entertaining to me - quite the opposite. It's fucking dull and boring.

Agreed on the difference in the definition of entertaining. His posts certainly aren't that.

Originally Posted by ///d

Did you meet her when you air dropped a dirtbike with machine guns into Syria and conducted covert ops against tyrannical govt's?

Schwiiiiinnngggg!!!!

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by Mein11

No we actually met at a Villa in Peru back when I was trafficking cocaine. I happened to be blowing lines off her ass when she tooted and a little white cloud blew in the crisp Peruvian breeze.



$500 was all the cash I had left. Stephanie wanted to get her butthole bleached so she snagged $1k out of my wallet earlier in the day.

Leatherique products work really well, start with the rejuvenator then finisher.


My nan;

Well played. No offense on nan, but she's a bit young for my taste. I'm sure the waitress you spent the day with appreciated the non-stained butthole of Stephanie's. I, myself, have always appreciated a bleached halo. Yes, I said halo. Gives a new meaning to that Beyonce song now huh?

[Cyn-BMW]

Originally Posted by dinonz

I guess that depends on your definition of entertaining. Clearly, you're the sort of person who enjoys trash tabloids, and probably follow the Kardashians and other trash celebrities with great delight. If that sort of "entertainment" entertains you, good for you.

That's not entertaining to me - quite the opposite. It's fucking dull and boring.

But yet, you’re still here reading this stuff and being entertained. Which means, what you just posted above is a reflection of you. Guess what I’m getting right now? Humina Humina Humina!

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by Cyn-BMW

But yet, you're still here reading this stuff and being entertained. Which means, what you just posted above is a reflection of you. Guess what I'm getting right now? Humina Humina Humina!

It's not like anybody who frequents this thread can avoid reading what you post. Even if somebody blocks you, they will still see what you post if somebody who doesn't have you blocked quotes you. Let's not confuse being forced to read what you post with being entertained by what you post.

[Mein11]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

It's not like anybody who frequents this thread can avoid reading what you post. Even if somebody blocks you, they will still see what you post if somebody who doesn't have you blocked quotes you. Let's not confuse being forced to read what you post with being entertained by what you post.

You can't reason with delusion.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

It's not like anybody who frequents this thread can avoid reading what you post. Even if somebody blocks you, they will still see what you post if somebody who doesn't have you blocked quotes you. Let's not confuse being forced to read what you post with being entertained by what you post.

Yeah - we're not 13 y/o boys in Mum's basement with lotion and a box of tissues.

[AustinZ4]

Before I was with my partner, was single for a few years. Was a great time in my life and had a ton of fun and adventures. But right before getting with her, had a girl I met online and we chatted then had a few dates. The first night she came over we had an amazing time. Fun, laughter, drinks, and easy conversation.

The next day when she left, after work I came home and found a moisturizer and eye liner remover in my bathroom. I texted her saying she forgot a few things at my place. She said "no, I didn't forget them". I said "huh?" And she said "I left them there on purpose so all your other whores know a real woman has been in your place."

Like whoa...that ended things fairly quickly. lol.

[Sedan_Clan]

Originally Posted by AustinZ4

Before I was with my partner, was single for a few years. Was a great time in my life and had a ton of fun and adventures. But right before getting with her, had a girl I met online and we chatted then had a few dates. The first night she came over we had an amazing time. Fun, laughter, drinks, and easy conversation.

The next day when she left, after work I came home and found a moisturizer and eye liner remover in my bathroom. I texted her saying she forgot a few things at my place. She said "no, I didn't forget them". I said "huh?" And she said "I left them there on purpose so all your other whores know a real woman has been in your place."

Like whoa...that ended things fairly quickly. lol.

Damn! Lol! She was Stage-5 Clinger.

I've always swept through my pad any time a woman left because I wanted no trace of them……anywhere. I always find/found strands of hair everywhere…..in the most interesting places. Hair is so strategic. Lol!

[Sara]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Damn! Lol! She was Stage-5 Clinger.

I've always swept through my pad any time a woman left because I wanted no trace of them……anywhere. I always find/found strands of hair everywhere…..in the most interesting places. Hair is so strategic. Lol!

I found a strand of long dark hair in the guest bathroom on Sunday at his place. I was about to get pissed until I held it up to light and realized it was a red hair strand.

[dinonz]

Originally Posted by AustinZ4

Before I was with my partner, was single for a few years. Was a great time in my life and had a ton of fun and adventures. But right before getting with her, had a girl I met online and we chatted then had a few dates. The first night she came over we had an amazing time. Fun, laughter, drinks, and easy conversation.

The next day when she left, after work I came home and found a moisturizer and eye liner remover in my bathroom. I texted her saying she forgot a few things at my place. She said "no, I didn't forget them". I said "huh?" And she said "I left them there on purpose so all your other whores know a real woman has been in your place."

Like whoa...that ended things fairly quickly. lol.

She was a "keepa" as in keepaway!

[AustinZ4]

Originally Posted by Sedan_Clan

Damn! Lol! She was Stage-5 Clinger.

I've always swept through my pad any time a woman left because I wanted no trace of them……anywhere. I always find/found strands of hair everywhere…..in the most interesting places. Hair is so strategic. Lol!

Oh, for sure. A few months before her, I did a gym date with someone and we did a Orange Theory class in one part of town. And they give out sweat towels so I kept one at home as a kitchen towel. Then this woman came over and found it. Said it looked old, and not at an Orange Theory that SHE goes to. So she wanted to know where I got it from. And what was the name of the woman I went there with. And then she wanted me to burn it.

Slow down lady. lol. Definitely kept it after that.

[TiMSport]

It was a beautiful sunny day with a crisp, cool air blowing and representing a perfect day of Autumn. Little did I know what was about to happen. The tags were still fresh on my brand new Toyota Corolla with the sport package so I decided to cruise over to my local Sam’s Club. Lo and behold before I even had a chance to get out of my car a drop-dead gorgeous brunette with hair flowing down to her ass and a rack that just wouldn’t quit gazed at me with emerald green eyes that just pierced my soul. Admittedly I was taken aback by this moment because it’s usually a hot blonde that finds me, but not today. I thought I was going to bust a nut right then and there but thankfully not because of my vast experience and prowess with the ladies. This stunning brunette reminded me of my middle school teacher that broke my cherry when I was 13, but that’s another time and story.

Back to Sam’s Club in the parking lot and the brunette. Her name was Lola. I really didn’t have time because I needed to buy a dozen cowboy bone-in ribeye steaks (delicious by the way) for a small get-together at my home that evening. Before I had a chance to step out of the Corolla Lola began to rub herself apparently not even concerned that onlookers could possibly witness her brazen attempt to seduce me. As she was rubbing her crotch she kept saying, or shall I say moaning something about how sexy the Celestite Gray Metallic looked in the sunlight and that she had been trying to buy one herself but all the local dealers were out. Fortunately for me I’ve got a hook-up at a local Toyota dealership that I’ve been using for years. Shit, pandemic? Big deal. Chip shortages? Means nothing. I’m able to order whatever Toyota I want, whenever I want and well below invoice.

Lola asked me what it would take to be able to take the Corolla for a ride. I was straight with her and told her that I didn’t want her woman-hood ruining my cloth seats because stains just don’t come out of that shit. Believe me, I know. That’s another story as well. I literally put my hand in her face to brush her aside and while doing that I accidentally brushed her rock hard nips in the process almost cutting myself. I said to her “damn woman, is it cold out here?” and she responded with a “no, I’m just so turned on right now and need you to bend me over your car and …….

“Whoa whoa girl…. chill out! If I don’t get inside someone’s gonna buy up all the steaks. Besides that, I already rubbed one out this morning.” (I did that intentionally because for some reason I just knew something like this was going to happen to me on this fine Autumn day). It happens to me A LOT. Honestly it gets old after a while and even embarrassing because people are always watching. I used to really enjoy the thrill of it but not as much anymore. I can understand why some people can’t understand that train of thought but it is what it is. When you get older and more mature, it’s just not as special anymore. I only have so many salvos to use in a day not like when I was much younger. I don’t do Viagra either. It’s all natural for me so I figure if I only get a half-chub or less with an encounter like the one on this day, I’ll pass.

So in the end I just got Lola’s number and told her I’ll call her sometime. She finished herself off and said she looked forward to hearing from me soon. I haven’t yet and it’s been 2 weeks now. Got too many things to do and women to f***.