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      10-19-2018, 10:31 AM   #771
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Yeah...specifically post 826 on page 39 where this was already mentioned...

Why does nobody read what I write? It's gold I tell you, pure gold.

Either that, or you're all a whole lot more discerning and wise than I've previously given you all credit for.
Sir, your post 826 is on page 38. Your post about trampolines is directed toward activities with with children involved, not simply for the enjoyment of watching your female accompaniment bounce on said trampolines.

Furthermore, one should never dismiss another mans wisdom or lack thereof.
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Sir, your post 826 is on page 38. Your post about trampolines is directed toward activities with with children involved, not simply for the enjoyment of watching your female accompaniment bounce on said trampolines.

Furthermore, one should never dismiss another mans wisdom or lack thereof.


It was implied.....implied I tell you!

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      10-19-2018, 10:58 AM   #773
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It was implied.....implied I tell you!

My apologies dear sir for missing your implication. Shall I take back my props initially directed toward Tara and serve them up to you?
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My apologies dear sir for missing your implication. Shall I take back my props initially directed toward Tara and serve them up to you?
Now do I strike you as the type who wants sloppy seconds? Hmm?

You can leave them in play where they are, after all, Tara....codified....my idea into a form that was clearer to understand.
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Welp got flaked on some plans for a lay tonight.

Gonna have to drink extra at the tailgate tomorrow!

Hope it all works out upstatedoc.
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      10-19-2018, 09:14 PM   #776
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OK update on my "as the world turns". School function tonight. Saw her again and gave me a literal bear hug. It was intentional.I'm going in for the kill
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OK update on my "as the world turns". School function tonight. Saw her again and gave me a literal bear hug. It was intentional.I'm going in for the kill
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OK update on my "as the world turns". School function tonight. Saw her again and gave me a literal bear hug. It was intentional.I'm going in for the kill
Yay!!!
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Don't friend zone yourself!
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Playing it safe usually means getting nowhere and being friend zoned haha.
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Playing it safe usually means getting nowhere and being friend zoned haha.
Either way, it looks like he's got a chance, we're gonna wait to see what's gonna happen.
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Playing it safe usually means getting nowhere and being friend zoned haha.
Nah, he's got this. upstatedoc, waiting for a play-by-play! This is my weekend excitement!!
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Nah, he's got this. upstatedoc, waiting for a play-by-play! This is my weekend excitement!!
She is in Delaware for the weekend. I have to figure out what my next move is.
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Your next move is the easiest ever...

You'll text her next week (hopefully she'll text you first, so wait a while) and ask her how her trip went.

She'll tell you, you'll say how the corn field was a-mazing, and then invite her to something. She'll say yes and you're free to grab her by the pussy, because now you're a star.
^ ignore the last sentence though.
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She is in Delaware for the weekend. I have to figure out what my next move is.
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I hope she's the one on the left, because the one on the right... ooof
what if the one on the right is...doc?
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friends, is there a way to get with a girl that's known to make boys follow him (aka orbit and feed her attention)? or do we cut our losses and move on because it's probably not worth it?

i'm not trying to be an orbiter, i know not to do that but i just want to see if it's possible
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friends, is there a way to get with a girl that's known to make boys follow him (aka orbit and feed her attention)? or do we cut our losses and move on because it's probably not worth it?

i'm not trying to be an orbiter, i know not to do that but i just want to see if it's possible
Just stay away from that type of cunt. Too many fish in the sea...
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I'm a little surprised that I still haven't gotten back on any dating sites. I am enjoying having less stress & not dealing w/the shit show, though.
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I'm a little surprised that I still haven't gotten back on any dating sites. I am enjoying having less stress & not dealing w/the shit show, though.
Life, happiness and success is all about your views and what you allow to stress you. Remove the bullets and no one has any ammo to fire at you.
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friends, is there a way to get with a girl that's known to make boys follow him (aka orbit and feed her attention)? or do we cut our losses and move on because it's probably not worth it?

i'm not trying to be an orbiter, i know not to do that but i just want to see if it's possible
Yes. Spend as much money as humanly possible on her. Drown her in texts and voicemails to show your dedication. Women like men that take initiative.
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