Confess here

Cyn-BMW · 07-22-2021, 12:36 PM

When I was young and stupid, I had a porn star girlfriend. She took me to many memorable events. One such event was a fund raiser for PAW, Protecting Adult Welfare. They closed down a bowling alley in Mission Hills. You had to know somebody to get in. There were about 40 very well known porn stars there. Which means I inserted several of my own body parts into several and different types of porn star orifices. And, I still have the pictures to prove it. I’m so glad I got that off my chest! Very therapeutic!

CTinline-six · 07-22-2021, 12:37 PM

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When I was young and stupid, I had a porn star girlfriend. She took me to many memorable events. One such event was a fund raiser for PAW, Protecting Adult Welfare. They closed down a bowling alley in Mission Hills. You had to know somebody to get in. There were about 40 very well known porn stars there. Which means I inserted several of my own body parts into several and different types of porn star orifices. And, I still have the pictures to prove it.

Is this the famous actress you were referencing earlier?

Cyn-BMW · 07-22-2021, 01:19 PM

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Is this the famous actress you were referencing earlier?

Oh God no. I don’t consider porn stars to be famous. When I say famous, I mean world wide famous.

Sedan_Clan · 07-22-2021, 01:33 PM

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Is this the famous actress you were referencing earlier?

Oh God no. I don't consider porn stars to be famous. When I saw famous, I mean world wide famous.

I like your style. I had a dalliance with someone noteworthy in my late 20's. I think it was a combination of timing, luck and a little bit of swagger that helped that circumstance see fruition, but the act itself wasn't very memorable. I was disappointed. I'm reminded of it/her every time I hear one of her songs on the radio.

1MOREMOD · 07-22-2021, 02:42 PM

It's a wonder you've ever been laid using words like dalliance

TiMSport · 07-22-2021, 02:42 PM

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I like your style. I had a dalliance with someone noteworthy in my late 20's. I think it was a combination of timing, luck and a little bit of swagger that helped that circumstance see fruition, but the act itself wasn't very memorable. I was disappointed. I'm reminded of it/her every time I hear one of her songs on the radio.

What's the name of the song?

UncleWede · 07-22-2021, 03:13 PM

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What's the name of the song?

When we finally go cruising around together, and he suddenly get that "look" on his face, I'll let yall know

Darth One · 07-22-2021, 04:02 PM

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What's the name of the song?

“The Wind Beneath my Wings”

TiMSport · 07-22-2021, 04:13 PM

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“The Wind Beneath my Wings”

LOL. I thought it may be "Fast Car".

Sedan_Clan · 07-22-2021, 04:15 PM

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I like your style. I had a dalliance with someone noteworthy in my late 20's. I think it was a combination of timing, luck and a little bit of swagger that helped that circumstance see fruition, but the act itself wasn't very memorable. I was disappointed. I'm reminded of it/her every time I hear one of her songs on the radio.

What's the name of the song?

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What's the name of the song?

When we finally go cruising around together, and he suddenly get that "look" on his face, I'll let yall know

You guys are hilarious.

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What's the name of the song?

"The Wind Beneath my Wings"

Well she is Caucasian and was part of the pop-punk scene. I'll see who will figure it out.

TiMSport · 07-22-2021, 04:16 PM

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You guys are hilarious.

Well she is Caucasian and was part of the pop-punk scene. I'll see who will figure it out.

Are we talking a long time ago? I may need at least a reference on the era. When I think of pop/punk I think of the 80s or early 90s at the latest.

Sedan_Clan · 07-22-2021, 04:18 PM

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You guys are hilarious.

Well she is Caucasian and was part of the pop-punk scene. I'll see who will figure it out.

Are we talking a long time ago? I may need at least a reference on the era. When I think of pop/punk I think of the 80s or early 90s at the latest.

Mid/late 2000's. I was deep into the car scene and partying in Hollywood a lot with some Persians who were well connected. They got me into some pretty posh environments.

TiMSport · 07-22-2021, 04:27 PM

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Mid/late 2000's. I was deep into the car scene and partying in Hollywood a lot with some Persians who were well connected. They got me into some pretty posh environments.

That sounds like a blast! When I lived in SoCal during that same era I remember being introduced to some pretty hot Armenians. This was when I owned an e46 M3, my only other BMW.

I very much miss the days of canyon cruising too.

Correction: It would have been early 2000s in my case in the Bimmer.

Esteban · 07-22-2021, 05:14 PM

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That sounds like a blast! When I lived in SoCal during that same era I remember being introduced to some pretty hot Armenians. This was when I owned an e46 M3, my only other BMW.

I very much miss the days of canyon cruising too.

Correction: It would have been early 2000s in my case in the Bimmer.

Was that with a manual (I hope)? I drove one with the SMG and didn't like it at all.

TiMSport · 07-22-2021, 05:18 PM

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Was that with a manual (I hope)? I drove one with the SMG and didn't like it at all.

It was a manual of course! I don't think many people enjoyed that SMG. If I remember correctly, there was a high failure rate with that funky transmission. Didn't make much sense.

My M3 was custom spec'd without a sunroof which was extremely rare. Hanging out with fellow M3 owners became a very expensive hobby. I sure do miss driving in SoCal though.

Esteban · 07-22-2021, 05:22 PM

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Was that with a manual (I hope)? I drove one with the SMG and didn't like it at all.

It was a manual of course! I don't think many people enjoyed that SMG. My M3 was custom spec'd without a sunroof which was extremely rare. Hanging out with fellow M3 owners became a very expensive hobby. I sure do miss driving in SoCal though.

One of the nicest looking bimmers, I think.

Cyn-BMW · 07-22-2021, 06:36 PM

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It's a wonder you've ever been laid using words like dalliance

Maybe that was a clue!
https://video.disney.com/watch/origi...52f20875e6f14a

upstatedoc · 07-22-2021, 06:36 PM

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I like your style. I had a dalliance with someone noteworthy in my late 20's. I think it was a combination of timing, luck and a little bit of swagger that helped that circumstance see fruition, but the act itself wasn't very memorable. I was disappointed. I'm reminded of it/her every time I hear one of her songs on the radio.

What's the name of the song?

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What's the name of the song?

When we finally go cruising around together, and he suddenly get that "look" on his face, I'll let yall know

You guys are hilarious.

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What's the name of the song?

"The Wind Beneath my Wings"

Well she is Caucasian and was part of the pop-punk scene. I'll see who will figure it out.

Baby Spice?

Sedan_Clan · 07-22-2021, 06:38 PM

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I like your style. I had a dalliance with someone noteworthy in my late 20's. I think it was a combination of timing, luck and a little bit of swagger that helped that circumstance see fruition, but the act itself wasn't very memorable. I was disappointed. I'm reminded of it/her every time I hear one of her songs on the radio.

What's the name of the song?

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

What's the name of the song?

When we finally go cruising around together, and he suddenly get that "look" on his face, I'll let yall know

You guys are hilarious.

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Originally Posted by Darth One

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Originally Posted by TiMSport

What's the name of the song?

"The Wind Beneath my Wings"

Well she is Caucasian and was part of the pop-punk scene. I'll see who will figure it out.

Baby Spice?

Think more edgy for the time……possibly one who might be into cocaine or hallucinogens (…that's not an allegation, just an ostensible presumption based on the crowd kept plus the genre in which she sang).

Darth One · 07-22-2021, 06:43 PM

Amy Winehouse

upstatedoc · 07-22-2021, 06:45 PM

Courtney love

Sedan_Clan · 07-22-2021, 06:46 PM

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Amy Winehouse

My guy! You just made me cackle like a child. Too funny!

No, but I imagine Amy was probably an interesting lay. I didn't find her attractive though.

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