[Littlebear]

"There is no excellent beauty that hath not some strangeness in the proportion."

Francis Bacon

[Littlebear]

"You can lead a man to congress, but you can't make him think."

Milton Berle

[hubbahubba]

“People who think a tax boost will cure inflation are the same ones who believe another drink will cure a hangover.”

— Ronald Reagan

[upstatedoc]

"Commander I'd like you to leave the room so we can talk about you behind your back"

[3.0L]

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves.

-Will Rogers

[Esteban]

"Time you enjoy wasting, was not wasted."

John Lennon

[3.0L]

Everything is changing. People are taking their comedians seriously and the politicians as a joke.

-Will Rogers

[Littlebear]

"You've got to suffer if ya wanna sing the blues."

David Bromberg

[M5Rick]

''Don't you step on my blue suede shoes''

Elvis

[JanGD]

Flies have to be on the side windows, not on the windshield

[Localmotion]

"Children need to be taught HOW to think, not WHAT to think."
- Margaret Mead

[3.0L]

“What do you get when you play a country song backwards? You get your job back, your wife back, your dog back and you become sober.”

-Rascal Flatts (I believe)

[Esteban]

And so my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country.

JFK

[garyfried]

No good deed goes unpunished

[3.0L]

Buy land. They ain't making any more of the stuff.

-Will Rogers

[rmanm4]

"There are a lot of stupid people in the world!"

and

"There is always someone more smarter than you!"

-Me

[Littlebear]

"I ain't got none bad english"

-Me (drove mom nuts)

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by Esteban

And so my fellow Americans, ask not what your country can do for you — ask what you can do for your country.

JFK

^^^ That's a novel idea in this day and age.

[Esteban]

Originally Posted by 3.0L

^^^ That's a novel idea in this day and age.

I think most people give a shit and would like to do something good.

[Lady Jane]

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[upstatedoc]

" fuck this shit!"

[3.0L]

Originally Posted by JanGD

Flies have to be on the side windows, not on the windshield

My son takes bets as to what airspeed a live bug on the windscreen departs during the takeoff roll of his airliner.