[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

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I believe dating apps and sites that require "body type" will have fatties saying they're "average" (which in North America is true lol)

I love the 5' 1" 250 lbs cunts that put "prefer not to say" for body type. Yea, we don't know you're fat...

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

i dont want to put out a lot since we secured funding a few days ago, but basically imagine a fusion of a "proper" online dating portal and tinder

i met the dude who's the founder at a networking event a week or two ago - he straight up said "women use tinder for instant gratification" and knew i had to meet him, eventually it turned out that they needed help with introducing the concept to VCs and what not and here we are...

Women use all this shit for attention. He's not saying anything we don't know.

Proper online dating is an oxymoron. Sadly, online dating is a joke now. I've been using it for my whole adult life so I've seen it devolve. Yes, I said devolve.

Unless it truly has something none of us have thought of or used, it's going to be another fuck buddy app or a flop.

I hope it's worth a shit, believe me...

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

Women use all this shit for attention. He's not saying anything we don't know.

Proper online dating is an oxymoron. Sadly, online dating is a joke now. I've been using it for my my whole adult life so I've seen it devolve. Yes, I said devolve.

Unless it truly has something none of us have thought of or used, it's going to be another fuck buddy app or a flop.

I hope it's worth a shit, believe me...

no its true that women do use this for attention. finding someone who is willing to say that publicly in a college campus is a rare find, i just felt like i had to meet this guy whether we would work together or not.

i hope we go somewhere with this, but we already got into stage A funding which means we have the opportunity to do so. if it fails miserably so be it, if it doesn't it'll be awesome. either way i dont really care for the end result - it can go both ways and i'd still be fine, and i'd still be friends with that dude.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

no its true that women do use this for attention. finding someone who is willing to say that publicly in a college campus is a rare find, i just felt like i had to meet this guy whether we would work together or not.

i hope we go somewhere with this, but we already got into stage A funding which means we have the opportunity to do so. if it fails miserably so be it, if it doesn't it'll be awesome. either way i dont really care for the end result - it can go both ways and i'd still be fine, and i'd still be friends with that dude.

Well, if you don't care about the end result, you must be married.

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[aozer]

Got two chicks on bumble who are down to meet but I’m going to Germany tomorrow. Shit timing man.

[bimmette]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Did you stop using it? Why, are you in a relationship Tara?

I stopped using dating apps a couple years ago. Just got annoying. I stopped dating for awhile. Started again recently. Basically been dating people I know in real life now. Old friends, kinda.
Unfriendzoning is possible

[aozer]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Not a date story, but Tinder nonetheless.

So I've been "chatting" with this girl for 2 days, since I created my account and we matched...

Lol you creeped hard man. Nobody can pull that shit on me because I have no social media.

[aozer]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

I think Tinder thinks so too because my account was banned lol

hahaha damn, youre probably better off without it anyways

once i get back from germany i will be deleting mine

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by bimmette

I stopped using dating apps a couple years ago. Just got annoying. I stopped dating for awhile. Started again recently. Basically been dating people I know in real life now. Old friends, kinda.
Unfriendzoning is possible

Creating false hope in friends everywhere

[Never_Enough]

Well, as I said earlier, all my dating app & site accounts are now closed. I'm taking a break. Last night, I met a girl I was talking to pre-account closures. She's a car girl & has a 2010 Roush Stage 3 so that was cool. She wants to run my Hellcat Had some good convo &, of course, banged her a few times. She said the usual "I don't normally do this" line that most use. Ladies, we know you're lying so please stop saying that to us.

[G35POPPEDMYCHERRY]

Well tinder does absolutely no cleaning up. Shit if I was 13, I would make at least 20 tinder accounts with some bad ass IG models; and, just laugh at evertyhing I read. Almost like a reverse resume search lol. Everything is a shit show, try to approach a girl in public(even if she into you) will whip out good ole' reliable (phone) in her anxiety....Im pretty successful but see the fuckey nonetheless

[aozer]

In Germany right now. It’s kinda funny how the GUI for bumble is completely different here than in the US.

They don’t even really have a bio section. It’s basically based only on pictures

[WeekendWarriorz]

Here's one of my dating experiences:

Dated a girl for nearly 6 months and everything was going great, I usually have my girlfriend on Find my Friends so you can see what they're up too from time to time. Anyway, so one day she says she's going out hiking with her friends up at a local place. Not unusual since it overlooks Orange County and many people go there. You park down in the parking lot then have to walk a few miles, and Find my Friends uses the phones gps so it's accurate within a few feet. I checked that she was there, says she's in the parking lot. Checked again in 1 hour, same spot. Refreshed like 5 times to make sure. Still same spot. Texted her casually asking "How's the hike babe". No response. Instinct kicked in, hopped into my Z4m at the time and drove there (5-10 min drive in the area). I still don't get how you don't hear a completely straight piped s54 pulling up since I was downshifting and you could hear the car from at least half a mile away. Anyway, I pull up and walk right next to the car, literally looking into the window. She's giving a blowjob to a guy that she used to talk too long before me. Inner me wanted to knock on the window and pull the guy out and kick his ass. But I just took a deep breath, walked away and drove off to my buddies house. 45 mins later she texts me saying "Oh sorry babe I left the phone in the car!" They didn't realize/or hear my car pull up. After I confronted her about it over text she tried guilt tripping me. Nope! Later I found out from her friend that her parents divorced because her mom had an affair. Like mother like daughter I guess!

[Germanauto]

Update from me: went on 2 dates with girl I had mentioned last week. Was really attracted to her but found her personality too dry and simple (not many ambitions or hobbies). She was not going to put out easily and I wasn't about to fake interest, time, and money just for that.

Also, been in Hawaii the past couple days.

Getting a shit ton of Bumble matches, but it's been difficult to actually meet up with any of the babes. It seems that girls are mostly just swiping out of curiosity and for more validation. Bumble is for the downtime when they aren't out and about enjoying the island. The other cockblock is the logistics...huge island, isolated resorts, difficult to get around, almost no night life scene, etc. Basically, it takes massive effort from both parties to even grab a drink and "proceed" from there.

I'm so horny right now my dudes.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Germanauto

Update from me: went on 2 dates with girl I had mentioned last week. Was really attracted to her but found her personality too dry and simple (not many ambitions or hobbies). She was not going to put out easily and I wasn't about to fake interest, time, and money just for that.

Also, been in Hawaii the past couple days.

Getting a shit ton of Bumble matches, but it's been difficult to actually meet up with any of the babes. It seems that girls are mostly just swiping out of curiosity and for more validation. Bumble is for the downtime when they aren't out and about enjoying the island. The other cockblock is the logistics...huge island, isolated resorts, difficult to get around, almost no night life scene, etc. Basically, it takes massive effort from both parties to even grab a drink and "proceed" from there.

I'm so horny right now my dudes.

It's not HI, it's the women that are the problem. Same shit in every state.

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Just deleted the bumble account I had too...

It proved my earlier point... way easier and more efficient to just being open to real life i.e. open to eye contact and impromptu conversations when you're out. Sure, an interesting conversation that leads to number exchanging and a "date" may happen once a month, but isn't that what happens on these apps anyway? At least in real life you've already seen the person and know if they're fat or disfuncional on first impressions.

I got one in these 10 days. That's good enough.
The bullshit makes it not worth it.

BTW I was chatting with this woman on Bumble, great conversation, everything working out great (although in the back of my mind there was always a question of what the future looked like, being she's 5 years older and has 2 kids).

She told me she was cooking for the weekend as she had the kids. Then asks me if I cook typical foods (she's Romanian). I tell her I don't cook at all.

She unmatched me lol hahahaha #BitchesBeHungry

How do you eat then? Take out or sit down restaurants 365? #lazyballer

[King Rudi]

Originally Posted by WeekendWarriorz

Here's one of my dating experiences:

Dated a girl for nearly 6 months and everything was going great, I usually have my girlfriend on Find my Friends so you can see what they're up too from time to time. Anyway, so one day she says she's going out hiking with her friends up at a local place. Not unusual since it overlooks Orange County and many people go there. You park down in the parking lot then have to walk a few miles, and Find my Friends uses the phones gps so it's accurate within a few feet. I checked that she was there, says she's in the parking lot. Checked again in 1 hour, same spot. Refreshed like 5 times to make sure. Still same spot. Texted her casually asking "How's the hike babe". No response. Instinct kicked in, hopped into my Z4m at the time and drove there (5-10 min drive in the area). I still don't get how you don't hear a completely straight piped s54 pulling up since I was downshifting and you could hear the car from at least half a mile away. Anyway, I pull up and walk right next to the car, literally looking into the window. She's giving a blowjob to a guy that she used to talk too long before me. Inner me wanted to knock on the window and pull the guy out and kick his ass. But I just took a deep breath, walked away and drove off to my buddies house. 45 mins later she texts me saying "Oh sorry babe I left the phone in the car!" They didn't realize/or hear my car pull up. After I confronted her about it over text she tried guilt tripping me. Nope! Later I found out from her friend that her parents divorced because her mom had an affair. Like mother like daughter I guess!

Damn son....that's harsh. I would have taken a picture of the act and sent that as a message with "Don't bother replying."

Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Just deleted the bumble account I had too...

It proved my earlier point... way easier and more efficient to just being open to real life i.e. open to eye contact and impromptu conversations when you're out. Sure, an interesting conversation that leads to number exchanging and a "date" may happen once a month, but isn't that what happens on these apps anyway? At least in real life you've already seen the person and know if they're fat or disfuncional on first impressions.

I got one in these 10 days. That's good enough.
The bullshit makes it not worth it.

BTW I was chatting with this woman on Bumble, great conversation, everything working out great (although in the back of my mind there was always a question of what the future looked like, being she's 5 years older and has 2 kids).

She told me she was cooking for the weekend as she had the kids. Then asks me if I cook typical foods (she's Romanian). I tell her I don't cook at all.

She unmatched me lol hahahaha #BitchesBeHungry

Learn to cook. Women love it when a man cooks for them, especially if it's good. Even if it sucks, they can give you a hard time about it. You'll end up with the same result either way....unless it makes them sick.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Damn son....that's harsh. I would have taken a picture of the act and sent that as a message with "Don't bother replying."



Learn to cook. Women love it when a man cooks for them, especially if it's good. Even if it sucks, they can give you a hard time about it. You'll end up with the same result either way....unless it makes them sick.

cooking is super simple once you learn the very basics of it - you literally add things or do things to it to make it taste like youre used to

but yeah cooking comes in super handy and if you have a small kitchen gives you many opportunities to escalate...

[Never_Enough]

Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

cooking is super simple once you learn the very basics of it - you literally add things or do things to it to make it taste like youre used to

but yeah cooking comes in super handy and if you have a small kitchen gives you many opportunities to escalate...

If that's all you think cooking is, you're doing it wrong.

[Turkish Pickle]

Originally Posted by Never_Enough

If that's all you think cooking is, you're doing it wrong.

nah i know that's not all cooking is, but for a starting point it'll do...
i can't bake for shit though

[King Rudi]

This can be used for the embarrassing moments thread as well, I may copy an post there also.

I was pretty damn promiscuous not so long ago. A handful of my close friends, who stop by my house often, would always meet different girls an give me a hard time about it. Fast forward 8 months and I've been dating the current girlfriend for a few months. A good friend of mine, myself and the girlfriend are on the back deck having a drink when my buddies phone rings and it's a mutual friend of ours that I hadn't seen in about a year. My buddy puts his phone on speaker he tells the guy on the phone he's at my house. The guy on the phone not knowing that my girlfriend is present, says loudly, "Hey Jody, are you still swimming in 'tang? And by 'tang I'm referring to all those whores I see at your house every time I stop by."

What followed was the longest awkward silence I have ever experienced. My friend that was sitting there had no idea what to say and after a few seconds or a few years as it felt busted out laughing. I then made the comment of, "Hey Drew, allow me to introduce to you my girlfriend." She, with a very uncomfortable look on her face, said hello an suddenly went inside.