Ask a girl anything?

Lups · 10-22-2015, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by JasonCSU

Hmm, I'm guessing wit, looks, and junk size, not necessarily in that order.

Meh, I'd say wanting us.

One of my best friends is the ugliest man alive. He's gotten every woman he's ever gone after because he completely hypnotizes us. I've spent 20 years trying to understand exactly how he does it but damn he totally disintegrates women. We just go totally nuts over him because the want just pours out of him somehow.

bimmette · 10-22-2015, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

What impresses women the most?

...other than money of course.

Wit.

JasonCSU · 10-22-2015, 01:40 PM

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Originally Posted by chaungo

I'm guessing if you have none of those, money will solve it right?

That is the hope isn't it?

JasonCSU · 10-22-2015, 01:44 PM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

That's a stupid question. It's like asking what kind of tits guys like...real or fake.

A friend of mine once said, "if a pair of tits are in my hands, then they must be real."

JasonCSU · 10-22-2015, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Meh, I'd say wanting us.

One of my best friends is the ugliest man alive. He's gotten every woman he's ever gone after because he completely hypnotizes us. I've spent 20 years trying to understand exactly how he does it but damn he totally disintegrates women. We just go totally nuts over him because the want just pours out of him somehow.

Impressive. I wonder how that want pours out of him without seeming desperate or creepy. He could make millions selling his secret to other guys.

Biorin · 10-22-2015, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JasonCSU

Impressive. I wonder how that want pours out of him without seeming desperate or creepy. He could make millions selling his secret to other guys.

Confidence, not desperation. Giving the impression that while he wants you, he knows you want him just as badly, or more.

Lups · 10-22-2015, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by JasonCSU

Impressive. I wonder how that want pours out of him without seeming desperate or creepy. He could make millions selling his secret to other guys.

I know! It is the weirdest thing. We've been friends all of our lives thankfully, after all I've seen him pull off I'm sure even I would fall for him in seconds.

It's not even funny, women totally lose it around him. He went through my team mates in one year and I was extremely popular after he moved on to cheerleaders.

F30lolz · 10-22-2015, 01:55 PM

Pics of said fugly man-friend.

RJ_ · 10-22-2015, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

I know! It is the weirdest thing. We've been friends all of our lives thankfully, after all I've seen him pull off I'm sure even I would fall for him in seconds.

It's not even funny, women totally lose it around him. He went through my team mates in one year and I was extremely popular after he moved on to cheerleaders.

I'm picturing Barney Stinson this whole time.

Would you say he's genuine with the desire he shows these women?

Taskmaster · 10-22-2015, 02:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

ASBSECU E93 and Axius tried talking dirty to me the other day by rattling off various financial terms. I was so into it. But if you love Hayek, I love you.

I don't, so I'll settle for a HJ

(starts 1:50)

MrPrena · 10-22-2015, 02:05 PM

Female members of Bimmerpost
Please list these things in order: important to least important

Guy must have:

Liquid $$
Good credit score
handsome (top 25%)
Has a large dick
Drives a nice car
Has a nice house
smart
funny
sincere
good w/ kids
Has a Private Jet

Upon finishing it, please send me a PM with the full answer.

EALm4 · 10-22-2015, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by F30lolz

Pics of said fugly man-friend.

MrPrena · 10-22-2015, 02:07 PM

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Originally Posted by JasonCSU

Impressive. I wonder how that want pours out of him without seeming desperate or creepy. He could make millions selling his secret to other guys.

That is why we have an ice breaker.
CSU uses Bud Light

CU uses THE BUD.

Biorin · 10-22-2015, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by MrPrena

Female members of Bimmerpost
Please list these things in order: important to least important

Guy must have:

funny
sincere
smart
good w/ kids
Has a large dick
handsome (top 25%)
Liquid $$
Has a nice house
Drives a nice car
Good credit score
Has a Private Jet

Upon finishing it, please send me a PM with the full answer.

Roughly. However, that's hard to answer without knowing the reason behind these attributes. I'd rather have someone who is driven and trying to find their own success but hasn't yet than a lazy kid with a huge trust fund. I can take care of myself financially, and don't really enjoy spending other people's money (except C5driver ), so that's not important. You can have a nice car because you're leveraged out your ass, or drive a shitbox because you don't care. The motivations behind the things you listed are more important to me than simply having or not having them.

Lups · 10-22-2015, 02:13 PM

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Originally Posted by RJ_419

I'm picturing Barney Stinson this whole time.

Would you say he's genuine with the desire he shows these women?

He was, and he was totally honest with them too.

His wife says she still makes her feel like the only woman alive, and she loves how we rest envy her. God I hate them too.

Mr Tonka · 10-22-2015, 02:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

Guy must have:

funny
sincere
smart
good w/ kids
Has a large dick
handsome (top 25%)
Liquid $$
Has a nice house
Drives a nice car
Good credit score
Has a Private Jet

Roughly. However, that's hard to answer without knowing the reason behind these attributes. I'd rather have someone who is driven and trying to find their own success but hasn't yet than a lazy kid with a huge trust fund. I can take care of myself financially, and don't really enjoy spending other people's money (except C5driver ), so that's not important. You can have a nice car because you're leveraged out your ass, or drive a shitbox because you don't care. The motivations behind the things you listed are more important to me than simply having or not having them.

Wow. Missing out of the top 6, it seems i better get back to work.

Taskmaster · 10-22-2015, 02:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Woah... best nick name evah.

From now on Axius will be Ax to me.

What the fu

Mr Tonka · 10-22-2015, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

What the fu

You are now forever know as.... The Ax. (don't tell Ax, but i think this is just a good if not better.) Kind of denotes the originator.

Edit, shit.... must get back to work and earn that liquid $$.

Biorin · 10-22-2015, 02:21 PM

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I don't, so I'll settle for a HJ

(starts 1:50)

Yeah, they did a nice job with this one and the previous one as well. You know it's made by people who have Austrian views, right?

Taskmaster · 10-22-2015, 02:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

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Originally Posted by TheAxiom

I don't, so I'll settle for a HJ

(starts 1:50)

Yeah, they did a nice job with this one and the previous one as well. You know it's made by people who have Austrian views, right?

Absolutely, which is why I posted it for you. Just because I don't agree with it doesn't mean I can't enjoy it.

If that was the case, I would be sleeping with men.

lens · 10-22-2015, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

He was, and he was totally honest with them too.

His wife says she still makes her feel like the only woman alive, and she loves how we rest envy her. God I hate them too.

I need to find him now and have him teach me. If you can direct me to his location, I would love you forever.

Unless you don't want my love, then that's okay as no one loves me anyways, so I'll just pay you.

RJ_ · 10-22-2015, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

He was, and he was totally honest with them too.

His wife says she still makes her feel like the only woman alive, and she loves how we rest envy her. God I hate them too.

She knows she has it good, but if you don't rub it in to your friends, do you really have it?

You'd think it wouldn't be so uncommon for sincerity/expression to not be an either/or affair.

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