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      07-20-2016, 10:07 AM   #34695
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Yesterday was a pretty rotten day. I was sick, the dog had blood in his stool and a couple of other negative things occurred.

The icing on the cake is that as I was driving to pick up the dog in stop and go traffic on a 2 lane, the driver in a Dodge Ram (how appropriate) SUV was fuqing with her cell phone and ran into the the i8. I took the hit and managed to position the vehicle so that I didn't end up hitting the vehicle ahead of me.

Here are is the sad photo.
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Surprised it wasn't up higher and take out back window
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      07-20-2016, 10:10 AM   #34697
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Same here. Luckily, it wasn't lifted.
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      07-20-2016, 10:12 AM   #34698
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Yesterday was a pretty rotten day. I was sick, the dog had blood in his stool and a couple of other negative things occurred.

The icing on the cake is that as I was driving to pick up the dog in stop and go traffic on a 2 lane, the driver in a Dodge Ram (how appropriate) SUV was fuqing with her cell phone and ran into the the i8. I took the hit and managed to position the vehicle so that I didn't end up hitting the vehicle ahead of me.

Here are is the sad photo.
Nooo!!! That sucks man. Glad you're alright. Doesn't look to be too bad. I just hate having to get any body work done on cars. I have to fix the side skirt on the M3 and I keep putting it off. Such a pain in the ass.
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Surprised it wasn't up higher and take out back window
I'm surprised it wasn't higher too.
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      07-20-2016, 10:13 AM   #34699
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Yesterday was a pretty rotten day. I was sick, the dog had blood in his stool and a couple of other negative things occurred.

The icing on the cake is that as I was driving to pick up the dog in stop and go traffic on a 2 lane, the driver in a Dodge Ram (how appropriate) SUV was fuqing with her cell phone and ran into the the i8. I took the hit and managed to position the vehicle so that I didn't end up hitting the vehicle ahead of me.

Here are is the sad photo.
Thanks a lot... You just willed me this car and depreciated it the next day... Asshole...

(Just a car, important thing is you walked away unscathed)

("Dodge Ram hit me" = I backed into something myself ? it's okay, you are amongst friends here, you can tell us...)
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That sucks. Glad your ok

Is the carbon core compromised?
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      07-20-2016, 10:15 AM   #34701
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Nooo!!! That sucks man. Glad you're alright. Doesn't look to be too bad. I just hate having to get any body work done on cars. I have to fix the side skirt on the M3 and I keep putting it off. Such a pain in the ass.

I'm surprised it wasn't higher too.
Thanks!
I hate the mere fact that it was hit in a completely unnecessary scenario. There was ample space to stop and she was just jacking around.
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Same here. Luckily, it wasn't lifted.


Hopefully they had insurance.

Is that center panel separate from the rest of the bumper? Any idea what it looks like underneath?
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That sucks. Glad your ok

Is the carbon core compromised?
Thanks, Aatish.

Not that I can tell. It still drives well and there is no shimmying. I was a low speed impact with no active safety equipment deployment.
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Hopefully they had insurance.

Is that center panel separate from the rest of the bumper? Any idea what it looks like underneath?
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They did. I don't know what it looks like underneath, yet.
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Same here. Luckily, it wasn't lifted.


Hopefully they had insurance.

Is that center panel separate from the rest of the bumper? Any idea what it looks like underneath?
From what I'm seeing, the rear body panel and an absorber might just need replacing.
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Thanks!
I hate the mere fact that it was hit in a completely unnecessary scenario. There was ample space to stop and she was just jacking around.
Yeah, that's the worst.
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Thanks a lot... You just willed me this car and depreciated it the next day... Asshole...
So you can have the i8 and I'll take the M4 GTS.
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Not that I can tell. It still drives well and there is no shimmying. I was a low speed impact with no active safety equipment deployment.
Should just need a bumper. That's kind of best case scenario for an accident.
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      07-20-2016, 10:26 AM   #34707
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From what I'm seeing, the rear body panel and an absorber might just need replacing.
This is exactly what I'm hoping. Modular construction has its advantages. Thanks Aatish!
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Best of luck man.

Just curious, you seem to always go for a manufacturing gig. Any reason why you don't look for something in a different industry?
I don't have a degree in anything. Not even an associates. I can make more money than my friends with degrees if I stay in the industry and take a career that has internal advancement. Manufacturing will always be around, and not to toot the horn, but I'm really good at it and enjoy it.

Only other thing I would want to do is open my own restaurant, because I cook some killer ass meals.

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Thanks!
They did. I don't know what it looks like underneath, yet.
Damn dude, that's a huge bummer to hear but glad you're okay most of all. Time heals all wounds, and I hope you punched her hard enough in the throat that it will take her a long time to heal.
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I don't have a degree in anything. Not even an associates. I can make more money than my friends with degrees if I stay in the industry and take a career that has internal advancement. Manufacturing will always be around, and not to toot the horn, but I'm really good at it and enjoy it.

Only other thing I would want to do is open my own restaurant, because I cook some killer ass meals.



Damn dude, that's a huge bummer to hear but glad you're okay most of all. Time heals all wounds, and I hope you punched her hard enough in the throat that it will take her a long time to heal.
Lol!
My attorney said that he would have just choked her out on the spot.
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Lol!
My attorney said that he would have just choked her out on the spot.
I don't know how you didn't. Would have put her in a head lock and Macho Man Randy Savage drop kicked her to the ground.
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I don't know how you didn't. Would have put her in a head lock and Macho Man Randy Savage drop kicked her to the ground.
I sat in the car for 15 minutes before I opened the door. I was calm by then. I did ask her, 'What happened?' She said that she just wasn't paying attention. Before we left she said, 'I tell my 3 kids to be attentive when driving at all times and now I'm the one who wasn't attentive and ruined your beautiful car. Mr. K, please accept my apologies.' She held her hand out for a hand shake at that point and I shook it. My attorney rolled his eyes.
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Considering I pulled my switch blade when the valet scratched my 3, bodies bag would've have been needed if something like this happened to my other cars...
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Considering I pulled my switch blade when the valet scratched my 3, bodies bag would've have been needed if something like this happened to my other cars...
Whoa tough guy!!


It's unfortunate but it happens and that's why you have insurance. Luckily MKSixer didn't get hurt.
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Considering I pulled my switch blade when the valet scratched my 3, bodies bag would've have been needed if something like this happened to my other cars...
Lol!
I like your style!!
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Considering I pulled my switch blade when the valet scratched my 3, bodies bag would've have been needed if something like this happened to my other cars...
Whoa tough guy!!
Them ICON parking guys need to be treated like that
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I sat in the car for 15 minutes before I opened the door. I was calm by then. I did ask her, 'What happened?' She said that she just wasn't paying attention. Before we left she said, 'I tell my 3 kids to be attentive when driving at all times and now I'm the one who wasn't attentive and ruined your beautiful car. Mr. K, please accept my apologies.' She held her hand out for a hand shake at that point and I shook it. My attorney rolled his eyes.
...., soooooo you're saying she didn't offer a BJ but a measly hand shake instead?


Dude..., negotiation skills. I know you have them! Use them! Ugh!
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