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      06-28-2016, 03:49 PM   #32473
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Trying to decide if it is worth it?
Must be damn good squishy time if she has to kill you afterwards.

Then again it might be so bad that she doesn't want you telling everyone.
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Must be damn good squishy time if she has to kill you afterwards.

Then again it might be so bad that she doesn't want you telling everyone.
In this scenario... you are the moped.
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In this scenario... you are the moped.
Oh yeah? Well you're a Vespa!

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      06-28-2016, 03:54 PM   #32476
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wait wut?
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wait wut?
Doh! Damn you for using slang from the dark ages!
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My memes span the space time continuum. Also, they mostly don't make any damn sense.
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My memes span the space time continuum. Also, they mostly don't make any damn sense.
Maybe you're just ahead of the curve?
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Must be damn good squishy time if she has to kill you afterwards.

Then again it might be so bad that she doesn't want you telling everyone.
In this scenario... you are the moped.
In this scenario, his application is not up for consideration. Nothing to ponder.
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In this scenario, his application is not up for consideration. Nothing to ponder.
Wow I got shot down for something I didn't even ask for.

I've reached a new low.
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In this scenario, his application is not up for consideration. Nothing to ponder.
Wow I got shot down for something I didn't even ask for.

I've reached a new low.
I think I went easy on you considering your commentary above.
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I think I went easy on you considering your commentary above.
Fair enough.
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Hello Philippe!

We spoke today; said she missed me. It went well .

Going to see her tomorrow.

How are things with Wendy?
Hi my friend

Sorry for the late respons , because I had to work really late today ( my ass is off )

Well , thats sounds better than earlier this week !
If she miss you it goes to the right direction ...
So how was it with "your Sweetie" today ?

With Wendy ?
She had water in her basement by the "Belgian Apocaplyse" , and she had a lot of work to clean things up ..
Removing the water with a waterpump is the easy part , but under the water comes the layer of mud !
And that really sucks ..

I saw still today the wounds from the Belgian Apocalyse while I drove to my work I saw firefighters with chainsaws on the fallen trees !
They also remove the mud on our roads ..
My ///M stays for the moment a garage queen !
But next monday at 14:30 I need to show her at the Belgian yearly car inspection .
Piece of cake to pass the shit ...If they don't see my tune or my exhaust mod .
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I think I went easy on you considering your commentary above.
Yesterday they said I'm leg humping on your leg !
Can you feel it ?
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These stats are amazing. It looks like what you would expect a cab driver's stats to look like. An hour and a half... almost 18 miles. <1 minute over 70. Haha... But, you do get to live in NY... I guess that's the trade-off. Should have gotten an i3.
Should have gotten a bike.

I want to see you do this...

Without injuring yourself... I would feel somewhat guilty for at least the rest of the day... East coast standard time only though...

*damnit, gif wouldn't work...

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Pervert.
if that's what you're looking for sorry I ain't into little girls in school uniforms

get me a real woman with tits and an ass
If we have the secret Santa this year, I'll buy you a boob scarf
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Pervert.
if that's what you're looking for sorry I ain't into little girls in school uniforms

get me a real woman with tits and an ass
If we have the secret Santa this year, I'll buy you a boob scarf
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      06-28-2016, 08:13 PM   #32490
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I want to see you do this...

Without injuring yourself... I would feel somewhat guilty for at least the rest of the day... East coast standard time only though...

*damnit, gif wouldn't work...

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Hello Philippe!

We spoke today; said she missed me. It went well .

Going to see her tomorrow.

How are things with Wendy?
Hi my friend

Sorry for the late respons , because I had to work really late today ( my ass is off )

Well , thats sounds better than earlier this week !
If she miss you it goes to the right direction ...
So how was it with "your Sweetie" today ?

With Wendy ?
She had water in her basement by the "Belgian Apocaplyse" , and she had a lot of work to clean things up ..
Removing the water with a waterpump is the easy part , but under the water comes the layer of mud !
And that really sucks ..

I saw still today the wounds from the Belgian Apocalyse while I drove to my work I saw firefighters with chainsaws on the fallen trees !
They also remove the mud on our roads ..
My ///M stays for the moment a garage queen !
But next monday at 14:30 I need to show her at the Belgian yearly car inspection .
Piece of cake to pass the shit ...If they don't see my tune or my exhaust mod .
With her right now, actually.
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The rain was really that bad! Wow!

You should help Wendy with her basement

I went to get coffee with her, since we won't be seeing each other for a few weeks now. Ended up grabbing dinner and desert. Probably one of the best dates I've had in a while.

We usually have inspection here, after the car is 5 years old. Nothing to major. Just a OBD scan for faults.

I was going to ask about your ///M. Do you have any videos?
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