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      03-22-2016, 01:09 PM   #265
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When I'm deadlifting a small amount of one million pounds and someone comes up to me to admire my gains. Go away, loser.

When I'm squatting and my dick keeps rubbing against the floor every time I go down.

The guy who, every time he does a rep, announces, "I ain't f'ing paying child support!"

Ugly people.

Child support.

When women walk into the men's locker room and strip naked. When I enter the locker room, I want to go in, lock my belongings, and leave. I don't want to look at your breasteses.

Old people who give you dirty looks when you're lifting...or maybe their faces are just like that because they're old...

Old people.

People who walk on the StairMaster too slow. I'm in a hurry, get the fuck out of my way.

People who do spinning at the isolated area in the gym and walk around after like they just competed in the Tour de France.

Women who implant their assess on my face when I'm benching fo fity fo fo reps, begging for a creampie. Move, you gigantic nippled filthy bitch, I'm making me some gainz!
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      03-22-2016, 01:23 PM   #266
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When I'm deadlifting a small amount of one million pounds and someone comes up to me to admire my gains. Go away, loser.

When I'm squatting and my dick keeps rubbing against the floor every time I go down.

The guy who, every time he does a rep, announces, "I ain't f'ing paying child support!"

Ugly people.

Child support.

When women walk into the men's locker room and strip naked. When I enter the locker room, I want to go in, lock my belongings, and leave. I don't want to look at your breasteses.

Old people who give you dirty looks when you're lifting...or maybe their faces are just like that because they're old...

Old people.

People who walk on the StairMaster too slow. I'm in a hurry, get the fuck out of my way.

People who do spinning at the isolated area in the gym and walk around after like they just competed in the Tour de France.

Women who implant their assess on my face when I'm benching fo fity fo fo reps, begging for a creampie. Move, you gigantic nippled filthy bitch, I'm making me some gainz!

DUDE!!! Where the fuck do you go to the gym?
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      03-22-2016, 01:29 PM   #267
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DUDE!!! Where the fuck do you go to the gym?
We out chea in the District, you know how we do ain't nothin cheezy but puff puff cheeseballs BOOM! motha fucka hold up BOOM!

There's a fo fity for a double cheeseburger bench fo your ass.
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      03-24-2016, 11:00 AM   #268
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Lol wtf.
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      03-24-2016, 11:13 AM   #269
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people who don't squat or train legs, peole who swing when they curl. jabronis who aren't committed ands till look the same year after year. people who smell like shit. kids that go in groups of 4 and fck around... need more people who are about that bodybuilding aesthetic life
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Girl laying on smith bench for - I kid you not - 20 minutes. 4 reps of 20lbs, look at phone while still laying on her back, put phone on stomach and do another 4 reps; rinse and repeat.
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There's a dude that sets up a tripod and video tapes self all the time. Annoying as fuck.
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Girl laying on smith bench for - I kid you not - 20 minutes. 4 reps of 20lbs, look at phone while still laying on her back, put phone on stomach and do another 4 reps; rinse and repeat.
Just mount her.
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Just mount her.
Don't think my legs would fit around her, even if I went full-rodeo
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Don't think my legs would fit around her, even if I went full-rodeo
Maybe try some sumo squats over her?
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Don't think my legs would fit around her, even if I went full-rodeo
Ugh. Maybe she should do cardio...
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Maybe try some sumo squats over her?
Mud butt sumo squats to the face
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Flip flops, baseball caps, body spray or cologne, setting your massive gym bag in front of a machine (or on it). Being a general d-bag. Sorry, I got to the gym a lot.
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You forgot jeans and wife beaters
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      06-24-2016, 02:01 PM   #279
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Leaving you special kid in the pool, unsupervised, while I'm trying to swim laps and she thinks you are some sort of water bull to play toro each time you come to that end of the pool.
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      06-27-2016, 01:34 PM   #280
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Leaving you special kid in the pool, unsupervised, while I'm trying to swim laps and she thinks you are some sort of water bull to play toro each time you come to that end of the pool.
Dude, this was funny as hell.

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Flip flops, baseball caps, body spray or cologne, setting your massive gym bag in front of a machine (or on it). Being a general d-bag. Sorry, I got to the gym a lot.
I'm with you on most of this, especially the flip flops and massive bag. But what do you have against baseball caps? I wear one from time to time - keeps the sweat out of my eyes.
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      06-27-2016, 01:54 PM   #281
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I don't have anything against baseball caps either tho after a certain age wearing a baseball cap only screams I'm bald lol
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      06-27-2016, 02:50 PM   #282
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Agreed on the baseball caps

I have flowy emo/rocker hair, so I wear snap backs constantly. Keeps hair/sweat out of the eyes
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Agreed on the baseball caps

I have flowy emo/rocker hair, so I wear snap backs constantly. Keeps hair/sweat out of the eyes
Where the hell have you been? Haven't seen you post in a while ?
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Agreed on the baseball caps

I have flowy emo/rocker hair, so I wear snap backs constantly. Keeps hair/sweat out of the eyes
Where the hell have you been? Haven't seen you post in a while ?
Hahahaha yeah man. I've somewhat neglected Bimmerpost. I picked up an i8 back in March and honestly just been enjoying the car so much, I barely spend time on my phone. I was using it to fish out a good deal, then once I did, life has just kept me busy!

Oh, not to mention- I got banned from like October- January
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Hahahaha yeah man. I've somewhat neglected Bimmerpost. I picked up an i8 back in March and honestly just been enjoying the car so much, I barely spend time on my phone. I was using it to fish out a good deal, then once I did, life has just kept me busy!

Oh, not to mention- I got banned from like October- January
Those fucking dicks!!! Well I'm glad you're back.. Enjoy that I8.. I take it you dumped the M6?
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Is it bad that most times in the gym, I'm alone, so there's no one to bother me?


I feel like I should have something to complain about.
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