03-22-2016, 01:09 PM | #265 |
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When I'm deadlifting a small amount of one million pounds and someone comes up to me to admire my gains. Go away, loser.
When I'm squatting and my dick keeps rubbing against the floor every time I go down. The guy who, every time he does a rep, announces, "I ain't f'ing paying child support!" Ugly people. Child support. When women walk into the men's locker room and strip naked. When I enter the locker room, I want to go in, lock my belongings, and leave. I don't want to look at your breasteses. Old people who give you dirty looks when you're lifting...or maybe their faces are just like that because they're old... Old people. People who walk on the StairMaster too slow. I'm in a hurry, get the fuck out of my way. People who do spinning at the isolated area in the gym and walk around after like they just competed in the Tour de France. Women who implant their assess on my face when I'm benching fo fity fo fo reps, begging for a creampie. Move, you gigantic nippled filthy bitch, I'm making me some gainz! |
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03-22-2016, 01:23 PM | #266 | |
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DUDE!!! Where the fuck do you go to the gym? |
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03-22-2016, 01:29 PM | #267 |
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03-24-2016, 11:13 AM | #269 |
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people who don't squat or train legs, peole who swing when they curl. jabronis who aren't committed ands till look the same year after year. people who smell like shit. kids that go in groups of 4 and fck around... need more people who are about that bodybuilding aesthetic life
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06-02-2016, 12:41 AM | #270 |
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Girl laying on smith bench for - I kid you not - 20 minutes. 4 reps of 20lbs, look at phone while still laying on her back, put phone on stomach and do another 4 reps; rinse and repeat.
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06-03-2016, 12:25 AM | #271 |
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06-03-2016, 06:50 PM | #275 |
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Ugh. Maybe she should do cardio...
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06-24-2016, 01:46 PM | #277 |
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Flip flops, baseball caps, body spray or cologne, setting your massive gym bag in front of a machine (or on it). Being a general d-bag. Sorry, I got to the gym a lot.
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06-24-2016, 02:01 PM | #279 |
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Leaving you special kid in the pool, unsupervised, while I'm trying to swim laps and she thinks you are some sort of water bull to play toro each time you come to that end of the pool.
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06-27-2016, 01:34 PM | #280 | |
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I'm with you on most of this, especially the flip flops and massive bag. But what do you have against baseball caps? I wear one from time to time - keeps the sweat out of my eyes. |
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06-27-2016, 02:50 PM | #282 |
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Agreed on the baseball caps
I have flowy emo/rocker hair, so I wear snap backs constantly. Keeps hair/sweat out of the eyes
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06-27-2016, 02:52 PM | #283 |
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Oh, not to mention- I got banned from like October- January
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