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      08-25-2016, 12:28 AM   #221
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You know your ass doesn't even run... It's called driving to the forest, letting your dogs run free, while you have your "Lups Moment" and then yelling - "Cat !!! Rabies !!!" So you don't have to go get them... And then back into the skoda...

Oh I miss The White Tiger, that was an epic rental!

Actually, the ankle feels pretty damn good again so ive been running with them again a bit. I hate running more than anything but I don't have the time for a separate hobby so this is it.

And don't remind me about cars. I'm getting shit daily from everybody about not buying one. The hubby is completely sick of me.
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You know your ass doesn't even run... It's called driving to the forest, letting your dogs run free, while you have your "Lups Moment" and then yelling - "Cat !!! Rabies !!!" So you don't have to go get them... And then back into the skoda...

Oh I miss The White Tiger, that was an epic rental!

Actually, the ankle feels pretty damn good again so ive been running with them again a bit. I hate running more than anything but I don't have the time for a separate hobby so this is it.

And don't remind me about cars. I'm getting shit daily from everybody about not buying one. The hubby is completely sick of me.
Oh Peter... How you were abandoned...

*moment of silence for Peter...
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Oh Peter... How you were abandoned...

*moment of silence for Peter...
Not helping!!

It is likely I will be carless for years again.
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Oh Peter... How you were abandoned...

*moment of silence for Peter...
Not helping!!

It is likely I will be carless for years again.
*slow trumpets

What happened to the Audi you guys were tooling around in?

Move back and you can drive mine... The F80 barely has 4K miles on it and it's been a year now... I know how much that makes your blood boil...

Just been busy and so many other cars I've been driving in between... Plus traveling back and forth... You know why... It's partially your fault...
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Oh Peter... How you were abandoned...

*moment of silence for Peter...
Not helping!!

It is likely I will be carless for years again.
*slow trumpets

What happened to the Audi you guys were tooling around in?

Move back and you can drive mine... The F80 barely has 4K miles on it and it's been a year now... I know how much that makes your blood boil...

Just been busy and so many other cars I've been driving in between... Plus traveling back and forth... You know why... It's partially your fault...
I wouldn't want to drive a lease too much either
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*slow trumpets

What happened to the Audi you guys were tooling around in?

Move back and you can drive mine... The F80 barely has 4K miles on it and it's been a year now... I know how much that makes your blood boil...

Just been busy and so many other cars I've been driving in between... Plus traveling back and forth... You know why... It's partially your fault...
WTF?!?!!
You know the rule...no garage queens.
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Hey !!! Ain't nobody pick on rigor mortis over there but me !!!

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BITCH!!!

We are basically THE SAME AGE!!!!!
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Same age??!! There are 2 + presidential terms between us !!!! Stop with the lies and slander !!!
For clarification here shoei - I presume the two presidential terms you are referring to are the ones taken by William Henry Harrison and James A. Garfield?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...time_in_office
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Same age??!! There are 2 + presidential terms between us !!!! Stop with the lies and slander !!!
For clarification here shoei - I presume the two presidential terms you are referring to are the ones taken by William Henry Harrison and James A. Garfield?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_o...time_in_office
That would be quite a few more presidents then since those two, wouldn't it?!!

I'm sorry I didn't say Prime Minster... Or should I say Queen Mum?
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You know your ass doesn't even run... It's called driving to the forest, letting your dogs run free, while you have your "Lups Moment" and then yelling - "Cat !!! Rabies !!!" So you don't have to go get them... And then back into the skoda...

Oh I miss The White Tiger, that was an epic rental!

Actually, the ankle feels pretty damn good again so ive been running with them again a bit. I hate running more than anything but I don't have the time for a separate hobby so this is it.

And don't remind me about cars. I'm getting shit daily from everybody about not buying one. The hubby is completely sick of me.
Oh Peter... How you were abandoned...

*moment of silence for Peter...
And you give ME shit about taking Waffles and the goats to my parents farm....jeez
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Oh Peter... How you were abandoned...

*moment of silence for Peter...
Not helping!!

It is likely I will be carless for years again.
*slow trumpets

What happened to the Audi you guys were tooling around in?

Move back and you can drive mine... The F80 barely has 4K miles on it and it's been a year now... I know how much that makes your blood boil...

Just been busy and so many other cars I've been driving in between... Plus traveling back and forth... You know why... It's partially your fault...
I wouldn't want to drive a lease too much either
Yyeeaahhhh... That's the reason...
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You know your ass doesn't even run... It's called driving to the forest, letting your dogs run free, while you have your "Lups Moment" and then yelling - "Cat !!! Rabies !!!" So you don't have to go get them... And then back into the skoda...

Oh I miss The White Tiger, that was an epic rental!

Actually, the ankle feels pretty damn good again so ive been running with them again a bit. I hate running more than anything but I don't have the time for a separate hobby so this is it.

And don't remind me about cars. I'm getting shit daily from everybody about not buying one. The hubby is completely sick of me.
Oh Peter... How you were abandoned...

*moment of silence for Peter...
And you give ME shit about taking Waffles and the goats to my parents farm....jeez
To be fair... I randomly send her pictures of Peter...

I least I don't send you videos of Waffle's braying at you like a donkey in heat...
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That would be quite a few more presidents then since those two, wouldn't it?!!

I'm sorry I didn't say Prime Minster... Or should I say Queen Mum?
Hey - my point was, those two had presidential terms which were the shortest. So if you add up the length of time they were in office, I figure that's the age gap between you and the old codger over there.

At least you spelled the "Mum" correctly...though it must have aggrieved your American senses...
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You know your ass doesn't even run... It's called driving to the forest, letting your dogs run free, while you have your "Lups Moment" and then yelling - "Cat !!! Rabies !!!" So you don't have to go get them... And then back into the skoda...

Oh I miss The White Tiger, that was an epic rental!

Actually, the ankle feels pretty damn good again so ive been running with them again a bit. I hate running more than anything but I don't have the time for a separate hobby so this is it.

And don't remind me about cars. I'm getting shit daily from everybody about not buying one. The hubby is completely sick of me.
Oh Peter... How you were abandoned...

*moment of silence for Peter...
And you give ME shit about taking Waffles and the goats to my parents farm....jeez
To be fair... I randomly send her pictures of Peter...

I least I don't send you videos of Waffle's braying at you like a donkey in heat...
Pics of Peter to Lups - COLD blooded.....

And, you wish anyone would 'bray' after you so affectionately
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*slow trumpets

What happened to the Audi you guys were tooling around in?

Move back and you can drive mine... The F80 barely has 4K miles on it and it's been a year now... I know how much that makes your blood boil...

Just been busy and so many other cars I've been driving in between... Plus traveling back and forth... You know why... It's partially your fault...
WTF?!?!!
You know the rule...no garage queens.
It's not !!! Kinda sorta ish... I've always been like that though... The F10 before her had 11k miles after 3 and a half years... But there were motorcycles that got ridden a ton in between...
Plus I travel a lot and never home... You know, in between incarcerations according to some members... *rolls eyeballs
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That would be quite a few more presidents then since those two, wouldn't it?!!

I'm sorry I didn't say Prime Minster... Or should I say Queen Mum?
Hey - my point was, those two had presidential terms which were the shortest. So if you add up the length of time they were in office, I figure that's the age gap between you and the old codger over there.

At least you spelled the "Mum" correctly...though it must have aggrieved your American senses...
It really did... You Canucks like to throw in an extra letter U into everything, or flip ER into RE... "Hey neighbour !! Say, that's a swell colour you've gone done and painted your house with ! How is your mum doing anyways?? She still got that giant moose head up in the centre of her mantle?? What's say we head on over to Tim Horton's and grab some coffee?? Then on the way back we can swing into Canadian Tire and pick up some feed for the Canadian Geese !!"
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You know your ass doesn't even run... It's called driving to the forest, letting your dogs run free, while you have your "Lups Moment" and then yelling - "Cat !!! Rabies !!!" So you don't have to go get them... And then back into the skoda...

Oh I miss The White Tiger, that was an epic rental!

Actually, the ankle feels pretty damn good again so ive been running with them again a bit. I hate running more than anything but I don't have the time for a separate hobby so this is it.

And don't remind me about cars. I'm getting shit daily from everybody about not buying one. The hubby is completely sick of me.
Oh Peter... How you were abandoned...

*moment of silence for Peter...
And you give ME shit about taking Waffles and the goats to my parents farm....jeez
To be fair... I randomly send her pictures of Peter...

I least I don't send you videos of Waffle's braying at you like a donkey in heat...
Pics of Peter to Lups - COLD blooded.....

And, you wish anyone would 'bray' after you so affectionately
No, I most certainly do not... Sounded like a very intimate braying if you catch my drift... Don't want to know what goes down on the farm there when the cameras stop rolling... You rednecks do some terrible things on the farm...
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Yyeeaahhhh... That's the reason...
is it the pink racing stripes? too embarrassed to drive around with that shit?
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It really did... You Canucks like to throw in an extra letter U into everything, or flip ER into RE... "Hey neighbour !! Say, that's a swell colour you've gone done and painted your house with ! How is your mum doing anyways?? She still got that giant moose head up in the centre of her mantle?? What's say we head on over to Tim Horton's and grab some coffee?? Then on the way back we can swing into Canadian Tire and pick up some feed for the Canadian Geese !!"
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Yyeeaahhhh... That's the reason...
is it the pink racing stripes? too embarrassed to drive around with that shit?
I most certainly am not... Here she is parked outside of a filming...

Say, how's wiping the blood off the front bumper going?? You know, you mustang drivers like to take care of population control by running over pedestrians and stuff...
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I most certainly am not... Here she is parked outside of a filming...

Say, how's wiping the blood off the front bumper going?? You know, you mustang drivers like to take care of population control by running over pedestrians and stuff...
What are they filming? "The Downfall of Shoei: The Life and Experiences of a Closet Tranny"?

Pretty swell mate...car's a beast, 322 pedestrians later, it's still running strong
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Pics of Peter to Lups - COLD blooded.....

And, you wish anyone would 'bray' after you so affectionately
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Oh I miss The White Tiger, that was an epic rental!

Actually, the ankle feels pretty damn good again so ive been running with them again a bit. I hate running more than anything but I don't have the time for a separate hobby so this is it.

And don't remind me about cars. I'm getting shit daily from everybody about not buying one. The hubby is completely sick of me.

Ha!
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