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      10-25-2015, 10:26 AM   #221
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FYI: It's actually very attractive when a guy is that honest and can admit he is small.
I'm like, super small. It's elf like even.

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I'm like, super small. It's elf like even.
I know. Hence the microscope needed earlier. But thanks for your honesty
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Ha well glad you got something out of it.

Do you have lower back problems, Lups??
Nope, they went back to normal and now I avoid anything that has hormones in them, even American meats!
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I know. Hence the microscope needed earlier. But thanks for your honesty
......and......... you are really attracted to me right now...... yes?
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I know. Hence the microscope needed earlier. But thanks for your honesty
......and......... you are really attracted to me right now...... yes?
Always was, Tonka.
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      10-25-2015, 12:22 PM   #226
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Is she incorrect. Douches unite!

.....sneak up behind girls, douche wildly..... sorry, just adding to my bag of tricks.

Just one. I don't pee by just unzipping. I unbutton and unzip. (it really only takes one bad experience with a zipper to make the change) But when i started carrying again, on the back side of my right hip, is when i ran into the problem.

Walk up to the urinal business as usual, (choose the furthest from the door, closest to the wall, per guy code) and unbutton, and unzip. Start peeing and whoosh! Pants are at my ankles from the weight of my other package. No one was in there at the time and i'm not going to stop midstream so i just sit there eyes wide open hoping that i'm not super hydrated at the moment. And then i hear the outer door to the RR open. Finally realize i have to stop the stream lest i risk peeing on my clothes. As i'm squaring down pinching my dick with one hand and grabbing for my pants with the other, the inner door opens. By some stroke of luck it was my friend who was at the restaurant with us. I'm very glad he isn't one of those guys who has his phone in hand as he goes into the bathroom. If he was i'm sure there'd be a meme on the internet of me looking like i'm trying to poop in front of a urinal.
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Yeah, i'm a stall pisser now. lol

Kind of ok with that though. I was tired of people cracking jokes about my size. Those people are the worst.
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Do you guys have any awkward stories from using urinals? Do you secretly glance at other packages?
They do. I'm gay and I see straight guys do it all the time
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Yeah, i'm a stall pisser now. lol

Kind of ok with that though. I was tired of people cracking jokes about my size. Those people are the worst.
You aren't small. You are fun size :-)
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Do you guys have any awkward stories from using urinals? Do you secretly glance at other packages?
They do. I'm gay and I see straight guys do it all the time
Ah you're the gay member I was trying to think of. Someone requested a gay thread like this one. Feel free to start your own thread if you feel like you can answer questions!!!
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Ah you're the gay member I was trying to think of. Someone requested a gay thread like this one. Feel free to start your own thread if you feel like you can answer questions!!!
I didn't think there would be any interest
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Ah you're the gay member I was trying to think of. Someone requested a gay thread like this one. Feel free to start your own thread if you feel like you can answer questions!!!
I didn't think there would be any interest
Please do it!
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Ah you're the gay member I was trying to think of. Someone requested a gay thread like this one. Feel free to start your own thread if you feel like you can answer questions!!!
I didn't think there would be any interest
If anyone asks gay questions, I'd suggest just answering here. Gay or straight, you're a guy- so that's all that matters.

Here I'll start- did you know you were a top or bottom before your first gay experience or did you find out after?
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Ask a gay dude anything

Thread was requested. Anything you want to know?
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Ah you're the gay member I was trying to think of. Someone requested a gay thread like this one. Feel free to start your own thread if you feel like you can answer questions!!!
I didn't think there would be any interest
Please do it!
So this is a straight only guy thread? Let the guy participate here! There have been lesbian questions on the girl thread.
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If anyone asks gay questions, I'd suggest just answering here. Gay or straight, you're a guy- so that's all that matters.

Here I'll start- did you know you were a top or bottom before your first gay experience or did you find out after?
Too late. I started it. But waaaayyy later
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If you suspect a friend is gay, is there a way to encourage getting the person to come out of the closet? Or should we stay quiet on the subject completely?
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If you suspect a friend is gay, is there a way to encourage getting the person to come out of the closet? Or should we stay quiet on the subject completely?
If you just suspect then you leave it alone. If they are closeted there could be a conversation. But it depends on the person and the situation
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When did you know and when and how did you come out?
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If your friend drives a 335 convertible and roots for the Cowboys, does that mean they're gay?
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If your friend drives a 335 convertible and roots for the Cowboys, does that mean they're gay?
Not generally. But if they are Canadian and bruin fans? That's just another way of saying power bottom
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