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      02-23-2016, 05:37 PM   #23145
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I gave him a hug!! Twice!
That wasn't even a hug, didn't get a chub. 2/10. Plus you were really cold.
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That wasn't even a hug, didn't get a chub. 2/10. Plus you were really cold.
I was only cold the second time when you gave me a hug in the middle of the street. You hugged Brit too. I gave you a hug when you first walked in the hotel to meet us in the lobby. Remember?
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I was only cold the second time when you gave me a hug in the middle of the street. You hugged Brit too. I gave you a hug when you first walked in the hotel to meet us in the lobby. Remember?
Oh I remember. You're very much cold blooded (physically), and could use someone that actually warms you up. Britt was warm, but I'd guess she's more used to the cold than you.
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That wasn't even a hug, didn't get a chub. 2/10. Plus you were really cold.
I was only cold the second time when you gave me a hug in the middle of the street. You hugged Brit too. I gave you a hug when you first walked in the hotel to meet us in the lobby. Remember?
Wtf is this, elementary school?? Hugs?! If axius wanted a hug he can go visit his grandmother...

So disappointed with this hugging escapade... Much disappointment !!!!

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Oh I remember. You're very much cold blooded (physically), and could use someone that actually warms you up. Britt was warm, but I'd guess she's more used to the cold than you.
Brittany also weighs more than me!!! Of course she'd be warmer I'm not cold blooded!!
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Wtf is this, elementary school?? Hugs?! If axius wanted a hug he can go visit his grandmother...

So disappointed with this hugging escapade... Much disappointment !!!!

What was I supposed to do!!! I just met him!
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Brittany also weighs more than me!!! Of course she'd be warmer I'm not cold blooded!!
You have one chance to redeem yourself next time I come to NOLA. That is, if I let you know next time I'm in town. Still debating.
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You have one chance to redeem yourself next time I come to NOLA. That is, if I let you know next time I'm in town. Still debating.
Redeem myself? I still don't know what I did wrong?!!!!
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Redeem myself? I still don't know what I did wrong?!!!!
Well for one you didn't feel the need to update me on your shenanigans. I get your friend was in town also, just common courtesy. Luckily for you, I can plan my own affairs and still had a blast.

However, it's left with a debacle of sorts.
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Well for one you didn't feel the need to update me on your shenanigans. I get your friend was in town also, just common courtesy. Luckily for you, I can plan my own affairs and still had a blast.

However, it's left with a debacle of sorts.
Ok. Change your sign and I'll redeem myself next time you are here
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Ok. Change your sign and I'll redeem myself next time you are here
Doesn't sound like you're looking forward to it..., I'll consider it when I go out for dinner here and get back to you.
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I just said I'd redeem myself!! Men are so complicated!
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      02-23-2016, 06:15 PM   #23157
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I just said I'd redeem myself!! Men are so complicated!
Time will tell, babe. Time will tell.


Men are simple. WOMEN..., MAKE things complicated.
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Oh I remember. You're very much cold blooded (physically), and could use someone that actually warms you up. Britt was warm, but I'd guess she's more used to the cold than you.
Sometimes winter really sucks .
But some girls are always cold even in summer .
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That wasn't even a hug, didn't get a chub. 2/10. Plus you were really cold.
I was only cold the second time when you gave me a hug in the middle of the street. You hugged Brit too. I gave you a hug when you first walked in the hotel to meet us in the lobby. Remember?
Wtf is this, elementary school?? Hugs?! If axius wanted a hug he can go visit his grandmother...

So disappointed with this hugging escapade... Much disappointment !!!!

One word...friendzoned.

Or is that two words...friend zoned?

Friendzoned. Friend zoned.

Friend...zoned. Friendzoned.

Hmmmm
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We can neg rep?

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Heyyy thanks!
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Brittany also weighs more than me!!! Of course she'd be warmer I'm not cold blooded!!
Nope....just cold hearted...

Making Ax drive the lonely road there/back....

Just shameful!!!
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Brittany also weighs more than me!!! Of course she'd be warmer I'm not cold blooded!!
Nope....just cold hearted...

Making Ax drive the lonely road there/back....

Just shameful!!!
@Sara504

You should have at least gave the guy a handjob.

I don't want to see you at Mfest anymore
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You should have at least gave the guy a handjob.

I don't want to see you at Mfest anymore
...but (no pun ) she promised you the Boo-Tay
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You should have at least gave the guy a handjob.

I don't want to see you at Mfest anymore
...but (no pun ) she promised you the Boo-Tay
I don't trust a woman who let a man drive hundreds and hundreds of miles and didn't even grab his junk.
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You should have at least gave the guy a handjob.

I don't want to see you at Mfest anymore
I mean seriously. What gives. Glad all my bros at least know what's up.


The 40 something year old on Bourbon street at least got down with some decent head. I barely recall the whole event but I do remember camera flashes and an angry husband.
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...but (no pun ) she promised you the Boo-Tay
His muscles and credit score are better than mine, I'm so far in the hole I'd be lucky to have a 250 right now. I go for the low on the totem pole.
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