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      08-08-2021, 10:07 PM   #9857
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Wow this is what the worlds come to, ehh? Getting love advice from MKSixer is like getting health advice from Dr Kevorkian.

BTW, I answered your PM bro, but your inbox was full.
It's cuz UncleWede and MKSixer and ASBSECU E93 keep sending me dick pics. I cleaned it out. But man, these geriatric pervs just don't understand the #metoo shit
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Wow this is what the worlds come to, ehh? Getting love advice from MKSixer is like getting health advice from Dr Kevorkian.

BTW, I answered your PM bro, but your inbox was full.
It's cuz UncleWede and MKSixer and ASBSECU E93 keep sending me dick pics. I cleaned it out. But man, these geriatric pervs just don't understand the #metoo shit

What's up slow guy…? We need to catch up - I bought another farm
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      08-08-2021, 10:12 PM   #9858
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I can't remember because I'm older than MK, but did shoei drive Miss Piggy, or just rag on her???


Took my hot wife to that new Italian restaurant Friday, then 2 house parties tonight
Lol - shoei is just Mas the little girly Vert is faster than his new M cars
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      08-08-2021, 11:11 PM   #9859
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Yeah, but is anyone getting laid?
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Can we rewind just a little bit? What's this shit I heard you're in lurve and shit. The fucks going on? How much this costing you?!
You have to sift through a lot of coal to get to the diamond. I've done my time in the coal mines. She is wonderful and amazing!! I've gotten rid of the spreadsheet and destroyed the black book. Phone numbers deleted...the whole nine yards.

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Everything.

I'm planning on making a tidy profit selling my collection. Bidding starts at $100,000....trust me, it's worth it!!
This is not what I expected poking my head in here.

The "black book" bit is interesting. I mean, it's not often we get some archeological finds in such crazy good condition as a stone tablet with female names carved into them.
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I can't remember because I'm older than MK, but did shoei drive Miss Piggy, or just rag on her???


Took my hot wife to that new Italian restaurant Friday, then 2 house parties tonight
Lol - shoei is just Mas the little girly Vert is faster than his new M cars
So you're either drunk based upon your spelling or it's early signs of dementia.

Yeah, I'll hit you up tomorrow. I know it's WELL past your bedtime by now.
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      08-09-2021, 03:27 AM   #9863
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      08-09-2021, 06:13 AM   #9864
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How the heck have you been? Another farm?!?!!
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What's up slow guy…? We need to catch up - I bought another farm
How the heck have you been? Another farm?!?!!
Things are well. Haven't been on here much, just check in from time to time to make sure shoei is still slow.

Yea - we found a larger farm that is the 'retirement' property that can also be a family compound if/when our parents and the brother in law come to stay for any extended period of time. We'll eventually sell the current place once I've made some updates and get everything moved.
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I can't remember because I'm older than MK, but did shoei drive Miss Piggy, or just rag on her???


Took my hot wife to that new Italian restaurant Friday, then 2 house parties tonight
Lol - shoei is just Mas the little girly Vert is faster than his new M cars
So you're either drunk based upon your spelling or it's early signs of dementia.

Yeah, I'll hit you up tomorrow. I know it's WELL past your bedtime by now.
Lol - if I recall correctly, you are also a card carrying member of AARP now…?
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Things are well. Haven't been on here much, just check in from time to time to make sure shoei is still slow.

Yea - we found a larger farm that is the 'retirement' property that can also be a family compound if/when our parents and the brother in law come to stay for any extended period of time. We'll eventually sell the current place once I've made some updates and get everything moved.
That's fantastic!

We are looking at another 5 acres across the street from our foundational property. They rarely come up and when they do the pricing is ridiculous.

How are the cars doing?

Don't be a strangler, er, stranger!
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Yeah, but is anyone getting laid?
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This is not what I expected poking my head in here.

The "black book" bit is interesting. I mean, it's not often we get some archeological finds in such crazy good condition as a stone tablet with female names carved into them.
There have been a few close calls like the neurotic 40 year-old, the 38 year-old and the cocktail waitress...all wanting to get married. All banging hot...emphasis on banging but with a loose screws or simply BSC. That doesn't include the former body builder, pro volleyball player or lots of others.

With this one, everything is easy and just flows. That's how I know she is the right one.

Sooooooooo...do I have a bid of the first $100,000 from you? I mean...this includes a few large market, hispanic TV weather girls, as well. We all know what they look like!!
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Things are well. Haven't been on here much, just check in from time to time to make sure shoei is still slow.

Yea - we found a larger farm that is the 'retirement' property that can also be a family compound if/when our parents and the brother in law come to stay for any extended period of time. We'll eventually sell the current place once I've made some updates and get everything moved.
That's fantastic!

We are looking at another 5 acres across the street from our foundational property. They rarely come up and when they do the pricing is ridiculous.

How are the cars doing?

Don't be a strangler, er, stranger!
Yea - this one is about 15 minutes due north of my place now. 8 stall barn with water and septic separate from the house. 30 +|- acres (22 fenced). This will be the first time I don't have to set a single fence post when I move in. Lol.

It adjoins a 100 acre tract that was set to me used for an aviation community…but guy died and his son is sitting on the tract. I'm hoping to make nice and see if I can snag another 20 acres or so…
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Yeah, but is anyone getting laid?
My wifes a good sport. However, I'm pushing it more b/c Im having hip surgery and my motion making may be down for a few weeks. Trying to cram in as much crammage as possible before next week
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Not anymore.

Though that may change Friday. Rudi's gonna kill me. I'm calling a bluff though, so we'll see. Last night was just drama drama drama.

Why are guys so stupid? When you're vibing with someone AS A FRIEND, what on earth would possess you to fuck it up???
If what they want isn’t friendship, leaving at friends is fucking it up for them. That goes both ways.
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Yeah, but is anyone getting laid?
Not anymore.

Though that may change Friday. Rudi's gonna kill me. I'm calling a bluff though, so we'll see. Last night was just drama drama drama.

Why are guys so stupid? When you're vibing with someone AS A FRIEND, what on earth would possess you to fuck it up???
Sometimes women like the drama, so they do things to invite drama into the picture. It's a cycle. Nobody is truly stupid in the game. It's all deliberate…..on both sides.
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If what they want isn’t friendship, leaving at friends is fucking it up for them. That goes both ways.
I'm debating whether to PM you. Can I trust you wont post it?
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Why are guys so stupid? When you're vibing with someone AS A FRIEND, what on earth would possess you to fuck it up???
Obvious answer is obvious.
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I wasnt looking forward to my date Wednesday night, but now I am.

Fuck these guys. Bitch mode activated.
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I'm debating whether to PM you. Can I trust you wont post it?
I believe I owe you one from our last pm’s lol. Of course you can, always.
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