Dating - Good/Bad Experiences

Turkish Pickle · 11-07-2018, 10:26 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

You can't sound like a dick no matter what...

What's weird flex mean lol

its the new meme - weird flex means it's an odd thing to brag about

UncleWede · 11-07-2018, 10:29 AM

Doc, just remember that while ALL these fawkers were giving you a HARD time, you had support from one person in your taking it slow. Just don't wait 7 years for the nuptials, I might be too old to travel across teh country by then.

And then I can meet Prez Kerr IRL !!!

Joekerr · 11-07-2018, 11:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Never_Enough

I'm just over here smelling my own farts today

Don't sell yourself short. I've crafted many a fart, the lingering aroma of which I've been quite impressed with. I can even pick out the varying scents and link them to the different foods I just consumed.

Matt@EuroJerks · 11-07-2018, 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by GiofromNJ

i have a good one -- after using a dating site; i went on one date. the girl looked in her pics to be attractive, had a decent bio and the discussion before the date was quite good.

after pulling into the parking lot...i sat down on the bench out front of the restaurant b/c i was a few minutes early.

a woman was walking towards me - who, at first glance looked like the person i was talking to via the site...but this person was very...very pregnant.

she was 8 months pregnant. didn't know the father b/c she 'was on a bender with a few of her friends and slept with someone at a house party'. how did i find this out you ask? i had appetizers with her b/c a) i told her i'd go on a date with her (prior to knowing the whole baby thing) and b) i had to know the story.

after apps, we parted ways. i paid the bill, and share the story with anyone who thought online dating was a good idea. lol

No blowie in the parking lot?? I would have at least done it for the story.

CTinline-six · 11-07-2018, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by GiofromNJ

i have a good one -- after using a dating site; i went on one date. the girl looked in her pics to be attractive, had a decent bio and the discussion before the date was quite good.

after pulling into the parking lot...i sat down on the bench out front of the restaurant b/c i was a few minutes early.

a woman was walking towards me - who, at first glance looked like the person i was talking to via the site...but this person was very...very pregnant.

she was 8 months pregnant. didn't know the father b/c she 'was on a bender with a few of her friends and slept with someone at a house party'. how did i find this out you ask? i had appetizers with her b/c a) i told her i'd go on a date with her (prior to knowing the whole baby thing) and b) i had to know the story.

after apps, we parted ways. i paid the bill, and share the story with anyone who thought online dating was a good idea. lol

oh wow.

That is a special kind of stupid.

CTinline-six · 11-07-2018, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt@EuroJerks

No blowie in the parking lot?? I would have at least done it for the story.

Can't even imagine what kind of diseases she must have.

bimmette · 11-07-2018, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

Doc, just remember that while ALL these fawkers were giving you a HARD time, you had support from one person in your taking it slow. Just don't wait 7 years for the nuptials, I might be too old to travel across teh country by then.

And then I can meet Prez Kerr IRL !!!

Shut up, you weren't the only one!

GiofromNJ · 11-07-2018, 11:51 AM

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Originally Posted by Matt@EuroJerks

No blowie in the parking lot?? I would have at least done it for the story.

lol it would've been a bit awkward leaning over in my mustang, ya know, baby belly and all.

upstatedoc · 11-07-2018, 11:54 AM

just printed out our Seinfeld tickets for tomorrow, gonna bring her lunch at work tomorrow too

upstatedoc · 11-07-2018, 11:57 AM

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Originally Posted by OnerDriver

Last time: where are the details?

details about last night?

Matt@EuroJerks · 11-07-2018, 12:02 PM

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Originally Posted by upstatedoc

just printed out our Seinfeld tickets for tomorrow, gonna bring her lunch at work tomorrow too

Trying to blow her back out in the bathroom?

King Rudi · 11-07-2018, 12:17 PM

Anyone happen to know why Never_Enough got banned from OT?

Joekerr · 11-07-2018, 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Anyone happen to know why Never_Enough got banned from OT?

No, not sure. I didn't see anything?

King Rudi · 11-07-2018, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Joekerr

No, not sure. I didn't see anything?

I skimmed the last handful of posts he made, nothing offensive to me. Not to say that something may not have offended someone else though. I certainly hope it wasn't over our beef jerky party circles.

Turkish Pickle · 11-07-2018, 12:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

Anyone happen to know why Never_Enough got banned from OT?

what??
he was here in the morning

King Rudi · 11-07-2018, 12:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bayerische Motoren Werke

what??
he was here in the morning

indeed....and gone by afternoon.

Guessing he was reported by someone with the butt hurt.

upstatedoc · 11-07-2018, 12:41 PM

wuddint me

CTinline-six · 11-07-2018, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Not_Judy

indeed....and gone by afternoon.

Guessing he was reported by someone with the butt hurt.

Yeah I didn't see any posts that were super offensive, but if there were they probably got deleted.

King Rudi · 11-07-2018, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by CTinline-six

Yeah I didn't see any posts that were super offensive, but if there were they probably got deleted.

True. Didn't consider that.

UncleWede · 11-07-2018, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Shut up, you weren't the only one!

You already got your (lavender) invite sealed up for #northoftheborder, eh

bimmette · 11-07-2018, 02:00 PM

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Originally Posted by UncleWede

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Originally Posted by bimmette

Shut up, you weren't the only one!

You already got your (lavender) invite sealed up for #northoftheborder, eh

We seriously need to all meet up.
upstatedoc Let's make this happen!

UncleWede · 11-07-2018, 02:05 PM

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Originally Posted by bimmette

We seriously need to all meet up.
upstatedoc Let's make this happen!

Go slow, but make this happen

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