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Lups Biorin Sara504 Mr.SugarSkulls smoosh shoei What is the worse pick-up line anyone has dropped on you regardless of sex, age, national origin, religion, etc.?
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This one was not the worse, but it was totally unexpected.
Situation 1: Was sitting in stop and go traffic and kept seeing the girl in the back seat of the car in front of me looking back. I kid you not the passenger side door opens and this super hotness walks up to my window and says he sister thinks I'm hot and wants my number. Nothing came out of it but it was really crazy to have that happen in the middle of traffic. Situation 2: Another one happened out of nowhere. I came back to my house after class and about four of my friends were talking to this girl in the great room. As I walk by I was like WTF that is the crazy hot girl from my class! You know the one you obsess on while doing in class. The one that motivates you to even show up. One of those lucky punks is hooking up with her I thought to myself!!!! I hate you guys! So I go to my room and, again I kid you not, one of my friends walks in that was in the room with her. He says (and I will NEVER forget this) "I have no clue how you do this because it is BS! But that chick in there wants you in a major way." I just about passed out!!! Then I came to my scenes and think he is totally messing around. But he is really trying to convince me. So he leaves and about ten minutes later there is a knock on my door. I open it expecting to see him or one of my other roommates. Yep it was her. OMG my legs started to give out and I was shaking!!! It was awkward and down right frightening at the same time for me! I half her what she is saying for like the first 10 seconds. All we talked for a whole and she says she has had this crush on me and then goes on for the kiss! (Feel free to bash me on this next part!) I did not do anything! I know I know... I was still in shock and honestly did not know what to do. Story 3: This one happened my freshman year. On the very first day of moving into the dorm I met a girl that just blew me away. She was a EE major to boot! Got to know her really well over the next month. Was not looking to hook up or anything. Hell I did not even know what that was yet. So anyways we are in her room one afternoon watching some Tom Cruse movie. Can't recall the flick but it was in 1997. While I am on the floor she (another I kid you not) freaking jumps on me and starts making out! I was like WTF is going on. Then I was like WTF this is AWESOME! LOL really that was my first college hookup and basically first ever. I have a bunch of other crazy stories similar to these. What my old friends give me hell about is they would always say "you have major game and don't even know it". That was mainly because I (feel free to bash again lol) would lock myself in my room and play Quake, travel around for lan parties, and focus on soccer (played varsity soccer) vs party in school and hook up with girls. I never drank one oz of alcohol in school. The girls would come to me.
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How is it that Mickey Mouse has a dog named Pluto and a friend that's a dog named Goofy? So Mickey goes on vacation and leaves Pluto at Goofy's house. A dog watching a dog. How does that even work?
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shoei have you gathered any additional information on the flatness of the earth from your planetary consultant?
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Crap! I was hoping to get some clarity on this.
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(still pissed about a guy restarting the most epic thread in bp!) I've heard soooo many bad lines in my life,but one of my favorites was this old fucker who as the first thing said to me that if I can shut up and suck, I could spend my life spending his millions. My answer was a bit nasty, too nasty to be repeated in the civilized company we keep here in the ot.
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Dude I don't pm anyone. I fucking hate pm's.
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Damn. I'll ask him if the offer still stands the next time I see him.
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If you have kilos, you don't need no pick up lines. Pun intended.
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Lol sorry no. God I hate those space wasters.
That's always lame.
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I can't help it, I hate all but two Ferraris ever made, and all Porsches. I actually hate pretty much everything ever made in the world. Btw, I wrote a beautiful and touching answer to your new thread. Sadly the thread got killed before I got to tell the world why we are friends outside or too.
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Isn't. They totally ruined my favorite thread of all times. I want my Friday nights back damnit!!!
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