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My mate Dave was lying in bed with his wife on the morning of their tenth wedding anniversary.
She turned to Dave and said...
"Darling, as this is such a special occasion....
I think that it is time I made a confession:
Before we were married I was a hooker for eight years."
Dave pondered for a moment.
Then looked into his wife's eyes and says:
"My love, you have been a perfect wife for ten years!
I cannot hold your past against you.
But maybe you could show me a few tricks of the trade
and spice up our sex life a bit?"
"I don't think you understand," replied his wife...........
"My name was Brian and I played rugby.
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