[Llarry]

Two aliens on an interstellar exploration mission land on the planet Earth; they happen to land at midnight at a closed gas station in a one-horse town in desert New Mexico.

The team consists of one veteran explorer and one newbie. The newbie approaches a gas pump and courteously requests "Please take me to your leader." The gas pump does not reply.

After a minute or so, the younger alien repeats the request, this time a bit less politely: "Take me to your leader!" Still nothing from the gas pump...

Finally, fed up and PO'd, the newbie alien pulls out his blaster pistol and takes a shot at the gas pump. The gas pump erupts in a huge explosion, brightening the night sky and throwing the younger alien back 20 feet or so. He lays on the ground, frazzled and smoking.

The older and wiser alien says "Look, kid -- one of the things you learn in this interstellar exploration gig is that you never, ever point your blaster at somebody with a six foot penis!"