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Originally Posted by 3.0L
It's the crowds. I mean, shoulder to shoulder. You even have to stand in line to take a piss! If you dare to. I mean, walking on piss covered floors is really a thrill. Not.
And I paid for this?
Never again.
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Or you can take a shit in the bushes like I did under the monorail near the entrance. It's a long story, but there was no way I was making it to the bathroom and I was bent over in extreme pain on the sidewalk. You all know those warning signs. We have a problem Houston, and mine was going to be catastrophic. I had no choice! I crawled into the bushes and barely got my pants and boxers down before I had explosive diarrhea. I called my wife and said to meet me near the entrance inside the park with the butt wipes we had for the kids. She didn't find it funny when I told her what happened, but I would have been a mess if I didn't take evasive action when I did. Now that my kids are older I tell them the story and they crack up.
I wish I made up this story, but I was in serious pain and I'm sure I was caught on camera. They have them everywhere.
