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Originally Posted by shoei
He's cyn-lite. He's just bragging about the women he's slaying - cyn would live in this fantasy world where parachute cargo pants were making all the females wet whenever he stepped out of his house.
Let's not forget the Olympic medals, 5 mile sniper kills and the hollywood girlfriends who prefer him over Brad Pitt or Ryan Reynolds.
I'm sure I'm forgetting another 57 things but yeah.
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Don't forget all the pornstars he met while asking them if they wanted rides in his Porsche.
