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Originally Posted by OnerDriver
When I was much younger, I used to use ICQ (uh-oh) to look for girls around my city and around my age through the search feature...
My line was "wanna fuck?" And that was it.
I would get a laugh as response, many "fuck offs", "are you serious", etc. All expected.
One day, one girl replied back saying "sure".
I wasn't sure if she was serious, or a guy, or what have you... I kept it short... she lived a few kms away from me, and gave me her address.
I walked to the pharmacy, got a pack of condoms, took the bus and arrived to this apartment complex. She buzzes me in...
At first glance she is not my type. Chubby... looks older too (maybe 20-21).
We sit on the couch side by side, very awkwardly... tried to strike some sort of conversation, I wouldn't recall a word of it.
Maybe 5 minutes into that conversation, or what felt like 2 hours, I think I decide to show her the condoms I had bought.
I think we start kissing... then undressing...
I remember we did a little missionary, but then it was doggy style most of the way to the "end"...
I think it had turned out I wasn't much turned on anymore, and I basically called it quits. She looks over her shoulder and asks where my condom is.
I think she got mad because she thought I had removed it on purpose (as if... I'm naive but not stupid, to fuck a girl I had hit on with "wanna fuck" without a condom).
We look.
We look.
We look.
Nothing...
At this point, very sincerely and youngish, I say: "I think it's in there" - pointing to her vagina.
She is still mad. I ask if she needs help, to which she replies: "I'll get it myself later. It's time for you to go"
I get dressed and leave.
Not sure if this is "the most embarrassing moment" thread type story or if it fits here...
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Love these types of stories!!!
I've had this happen to me as well. Completely freaked ole girl out and not to mention it just looks weird when it happens.
+1 for having no shame and discussing this here! Well done young lad!