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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi
Ok, ok....you have redeemed yourself here.
Disclaimer to future readers. Butt sex is a no unless she offers it. If you ask for it, they may still say yes but doesn't mean they are going to enjoy it. If it's a girl that enjoys it, trust me, she will let you know. Best advice I can offer, if she doesn't offer it, don't ask for it. Appreciate the fact that she wants to give you anything at all and leave it at that.
Brother, that's all of us. We all learn what is socially acceptable, what women like/dislike and what our bodies are capable of by trial and error....usually stupid errors.
Naked wakedness by being used as a human fajita skillet? Perhaps we need to start a "Waking up the day after" thread and bizarre situations we have found ourselves in. Could be some gold on here.
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This could be good.
To contribute to the butt information. I did have the awkward, "Listen, I can't do anal because I had a procedure about two weeks ago that isn't fully healed. I'll be good to go after that."
Apparently the anal warning on the first date is a real thing because that's the second time it's happened to me.
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