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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi

Enters Rudi, who pulls up a rocking chair next to the fire place: "Gather 'round lil' children" The year was 2004. I was managing a number of retail locations when a girl whom I had a crush on for years walks in the door of my home office looking for a job......

This is where I skip a bunch of mindless BS, save you all a bunch of time reading, fast forward in a very Tarantino-ish fashion and remind you all not to dip the pen in the company ink. LOTS of fun....but absolutely no positives to be had here. FIRE her ass first! Then dip away!

This public service announcement brought to you by the guy who made this mistake so many times that it's laughable.....and honestly you probably shouldn't even take advice from me.....unless you're just trying to get laid and get yourself in trouble. (if this is the case, PM me, I got you.)

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