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      09-25-2018, 07:24 AM   #636
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Originally Posted by UncleWede View Post
I bought the first wife a Jeep Wrangler. For her birthday, I took it over to the radio shop to get some boom in the back seat, and an upgraded unit in front.

As I was folding one seat forward to show the guy where I wanted the speaker boxes, I find a condom wrapper.

*I* had never used a condom with her.

That was the beginning of the end. But the silver lining (I guess) was that the paternity test ruled me out. . .


What a bitch. Yes, the silver lining is getting as far from that as possible.
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