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Originally Posted by Now_Rudi
Wanna see the eyes through Jody goggles? See below. Please read in the voice over of the Beggin' Strips dog treat commercial of yesteryear.
Hang in there. ( Words directed at someone else - scan and skim) We've had the roller coaster ride recently too. ( Continuation of dialogue I'm not a part of) It was 70 F on Friday and damn cold and raining on Sunday. ( Yeah, this weather is bullshit for sure - keep skimming) Frost on the windshield and temps at freezing Monday am. ( Yeah screw mother nature in her stupid ass) It's 64 F in NJ today. ( The same here - I had the top down on the E93 coming back from lunch, the breeze flowing through my non-existent hair was lovely) The forsythias ( OH! new word, enunciate that shit out....For-SIGH-thee-UH....wait....maybe For-SEE-thee-Uh? Screw it I don't know what it is, looks like and/or will probably never encounter or have to understand.....moving on) bloomed this weekend, yellow bushes ( FULL ATTENTION OBTAINED - what comes next???? Tell me more about yellow bush!!!) everywhere. ( REALLY???? Everywhere???? Jersey you say?) Calm down Now_Rudi . ( She's talking to me now! Pay attention) I'm talking plants. ( DAMMIT.....wah wah waaaaaahhh.)
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Now that's some funny shit right there....