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Originally Posted by MKSixer
Class, do not underestimate the beauty and teaching skills of that fabled beast...the cougar. While seemingly elusive the one must craft a strategy to meet them at the perfect time allowing a teaching experience that rivals none.
The last few I dated, I'd rank in order, thusly:
Eva Longorio Look-alike
Comfort Access
Kryptonite
Ex-Bikini Model
Fatal Attraction (Fatal Attraction was a solid 9+. A man once chased her through an airport to get her number. Not exaggerating.)
They are all hotter and in better shape than their offspring as their offspring's friends.
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sensei please do explain what a "comfort access" is, im very confused
also one of my teachers (super cool dude) back in high school told me to always look at the mom before getting serious with a girl i guess it really is a thing
