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Originally Posted by Kyngofpop
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Originally Posted by OnerDriver
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Idk if this fits in this category but is sure fits into my earlier post from today in this category.
Just had a few drinks with my Mom and as she was cleaning the place as she usually does, she found a few of my *ahem* things that I use when randoms come over.
I walked in the living room and it was like a record scratching all over a turn table and all she said was "those go in the trash". I looked at the box and said "ok, I'll throw them out later" and she goes "nah, they go out NOW!l" 
It was very awkward but my place is clean and I'll probably have a lot less hoe moments in the future. OnerDriver I've had to do all KINDS of growing up this week |
I wouldn't have figured you'd have toys... I mean, are there appendages missing?
Lol what'd she throw them out??? |
She had them in a box and said that they have to go. I was horribly embarrassed to say the least. I'm tempted to go and get them out of the trash but she's looking out for my best interest I guess. We had the whole "in my will.." talk and all that. Don't want my inheretence being taken for a few toys.
Can't say what they all were but when I say "randoms" I mean what I say. She was as shocked as anyone would be. She's suspected something for quite sometime now from her being at my place and she knows I haven't dated since my ex left many years ago but this was monumental in her eyes.
Can't say that I won't do it again but this has me shook. I've only told two other ppl of these exploits and my Mom found out about them....WoW |
She's very conservative. And apparently you carried on some of that conservative mindset with you (I won't do it again). Not sure it's "wrong", and it's private. Sure it's embarrassing if people find out like that, but it's normal...
I bet it was nerve wrecking lol...
Taking it out of the trash would be worse hahaha taking the "did you find your d in the trash" to new levels