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Originally Posted by UncleWede
Went to dinner last night and it was 59. Wind chill I think was about 51.
51! Just before Memorial day/start of summer. Dogs and Cats, living together!!!!
If elected Prez, what are you going to do to turn this around?
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Well, the first thought that crossed my mind was to expropriate your property (now, now, hear me out) and move you to an equal size or better house in Florida where not only will you enjoy warmer temperatures befitting your advancing age, but your antics will also blend right in with the rest of the population and no one will bat an eye. I doubt you'll ever be featured on Floridaman.com.
Ultimate happiness for you - because that is a significant component of my platform. In fact, it is the only leg it is standing on at the moment, because you are the only one promising to vote for me.
Rest of the jerkfaces on here seem to want an actual American at the helm for some strange reason I cannot fathom.
