You're elected POTUS....

loknar · 02-09-2016, 07:54 AM

I don't own a car. I own a BMW.

Sara · 02-09-2016, 08:14 AM

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Originally Posted by loknar

I don't own a car. I own a BMW.

That is the dumbest thing I've heard today.

MKSixer · 02-09-2016, 08:36 AM

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Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

Who is your VP?Axius

Secretary of State? Chuck Norris

Chief of Staff? Lups

Attorney General?SARA504

Surgeon General?Dr. Frankenstein (I'm all about recycling!)

DCI - ASBSECU E93

Sara · 02-09-2016, 09:00 AM

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DCI - ASBSECU E93

Are you coming to NOLA today? I'm sorry I'm such a shitty texter.

MKSixer · 02-09-2016, 09:05 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

Are you coming to NOLA today? I'm sorry I'm such a shitty texter.

No worries!
I'm working today.

I have a meeting in Mobile. I'm leaving BR in about 30 mins.
Shoot me a message when you get a chance!

Are you hitting parades today?

MKSixer · 02-09-2016, 09:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Sara504

That is the dumbest thing I've heard today.

And it's Mardi Gras which makes that statement particularly troubling!!

Sara · 02-09-2016, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

No worries!
I'm working today.

I have a meeting in Mobile. I'm leaving BR in about 30 mins.
Shoot me a message when you get a chance!

Are you hitting parades today?

I'm so lame. I don't do the parades. It's cold out!! I worked yesterday and I'm staying home today. Enjoying my second to last day without my child. Just going to catch up on rest and watch Netflix. Drive safe to mobile!! Lots of people drinking today

Biorin · 02-09-2016, 10:17 AM

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Originally Posted by ASAP

Can I have Fed Reserve Chairman if it's still available? I guarantee you guys free money and the most amazing subprime mortgage crisis you have ever seen.

Please, housing bubbles are so passe - Krugman suggested that back in 2002. Student loan bubble? Auto loan bubble? Can we get a little creativity here? You have to EARN the "Helicopter ASAP" name.

jtodd_fl · 02-09-2016, 10:19 AM

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Please, housing bubbles are so passe - Krugman suggested that back in 2002. Student loan bubble? Auto loan bubble? Can we get a little creativity here? You have to EARN the "Helicopter ASAP" name.

Wow... and I thought your "economists I like" comment may have possibly been a joke. Guess not. If I did emoji's there'd be a RESPECT dude right here.

Axius · 02-09-2016, 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Axius will have plenty of "interns" working at the 1600. Not to worry.

We get interns down here at the plant around June and they just love motorcycle rides.

MKSixer · 02-09-2016, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Axius will have plenty of "interns" working at the 1600. Not to worry.

I didn't choose him by accident.
BTW, VP now means Viceroy of Partying.

That's how we roll in the MKSixer Administration.

That and a 10% flat tax. No escape. Elimination of the IRS and the tax compliance burden that goes with it. Oh...and 5% max corporate income tax as well. It's a tax-back to the consumers...duh.

Let me get control of myself again.

Cheers-mk

P.S. One time 6-month grace period to repatriate all offshore money. 1% bitches!!!!

Ok. I'm really in control of myself now.

Mr Tonka · 02-09-2016, 04:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Axius

We get interns down here at the plant around June and they just love motorcycle rides.

Ahhh, the good ol easy days. I remember those.

Seems i have to like certain types of food, have certain types of political views, be a fan of individual freedoms and be able to properly use punctuation; to catch the eye of any young female these days.

1MOREMOD · 02-09-2016, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ahhh, the good ol easy days. I remember those.

Seems i have to like certain types of food, have certain types of political views, be a fan of individual freedoms and be able to properly use punctuation; to catch the eye of any young female these days.

Go caveman

Biorin · 02-09-2016, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by MKSixer

That and a 10% flat tax. No escape. Elimination of the IRS and the tax compliance burden that goes with it. Oh...and 5% max corporate income tax either. It's a tax-back to the consumers...duh.

Let me get control of myself again.

Cheers-mk

P.S. One time 6-month grace period to repatriate all offshore money. 1% bitches!!!!

Agreed! On the flat tax - do you get a COGS deduction, though? Simplified deduction schedule? For companies that maintain their indefinite reinvestment assertion, are repatriated earnings taxed at the 10% rate after the grace period?

MKSixer · 02-09-2016, 05:27 PM

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Agreed! On the flat tax - do you get a COGS deduction, though? Simplified deduction schedule? For companies that maintain their indefinite reinvestment assertion, are repatriated earnings taxed at the 10% rate after the grace period?

YES, YES, and YES!
-It is a simple way to reinvest in the company.
-Definitely a simplified deduction schedule. The burden of compliance should never be onerous and ours is ridiculous.
-Repatriated rates would be taxed on a sliding scale of 1% point increase per 6 months after the grace period.

Good questions and catches!!

ASAP · 02-09-2016, 05:32 PM

Lower Corporate Taxes to encourage US headquarters

Set a flat tax across the board of 10%... everyone pays the exact same precentage

Significantly limit lobbying

1 Term limit for President, 2 term limit for everyone else

Minimalist GOVT w low taxes with abolishment of unecessary services

numerous agencies dismantled, entitlement programs limited, most govt funding goes to military, roads and infrastructure and basic necessities

Good day.

Axius · 02-09-2016, 05:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Ahhh, the good ol easy days. I remember those.

Seems i have to like certain types of food, have certain types of political views, be a fan of individual freedoms and be able to properly use punctuation; to catch the eye of any young female these days.

I've turned back into an arrogant asshole around girls, yet seem interested in what they have to say. Works like a charm. I've got a *SECOND* date tomorrow, usually end it after the first.

MKSixer · 02-09-2016, 05:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ASAP

Lower Corporate Taxes to encourage US headquarters

Set a flat tax across the board of 10%... everyone pays the exact same precentage

Significantly limit lobbying

1 Term limit for President, 2 term limit for everyone else

Minimalist GOVT w low taxes with abolishment of unecessary services

numerous agencies dismantled, entitlement programs limited, most govt funding goes to military, roads and infrastructure and basic necessities

Good day.

I likee a lot but I still prefer a 2 term president for stability.
Abolish Common Core standards but make the the first 2 years after HS mandatory for trade school or cover the first 2 years of college leading to an associate degree or a defined degree pathway.

I will put on my flame suit but it is now time to educate the general population further.

People are getting dumber. I'm quite serious.

Cheers-mk

ASAP · 02-09-2016, 05:47 PM

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I've turned back into an arrogant asshole around girls, yet seem interested in what they have to say. Works like a charm. I've got a *SECOND* date tomorrow, usually end it after the first.

outstanding

Axius · 02-09-2016, 06:44 PM

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outstanding

That's what I said. Who knows, a third might be in order if the second ends up like the first.

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