You're elected POTUS....

ASBSECU E93 · 02-08-2016, 09:20 PM

Who is your VP?

Secretary of State?

Chief of Staff?

Attorney General?

Surgeon General?

Mr Tonka · 02-08-2016, 09:30 PM

Who is your VP? Biorin , she can get shit done while i take all the credit.

Secretary of State? Lups , when you need finesse & diplomacy.

Chief of Staff? Axius , he'll keep al the WH bitches in line and the bacon cooked perfectly.

Attorney General? C5driver , always makes a compelling argument.

Surgeon General? shoei , who else knows more about all the benefits of spandex?

Secretary of Treasury? ASBSECU E93 , Treasury secretaries only drive drop tops.

Biorin · 02-08-2016, 09:34 PM

I was going to think about real answers, e.g. economists I like, but internet friends work too.

Mr Tonka · 02-08-2016, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Biorin

I was going to think about real answers, e.g. economists I like, but internet friends work too.

They'll probably do just as good of a job.

M_Six · 02-08-2016, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

The'll probably do just as good of a job.

UglyBuzzard · 02-08-2016, 10:49 PM

Who is your VP? Condi Rice

Secretary of State? Chuck Norris

Chief of Staff? Any 3-4 star General

Attorney General? Chris Christy

Surgeon General? Ben Carson

1MOREMOD · 02-08-2016, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Who is your VP? Biorin , she can get shit done while i take all the credit.

Secretary of State? Lups , when you need finesse & diplomacy.

Chief of Staff? Axius , he'll keep al the WH bitches in line and the bacon cooked perfectly.

Attorney General? C5driver , always makes a compelling argument.

Surgeon General? shoei , who else knows more about all the benefits of spandex?

Secretary of Treasury? ASBSECU E93 , Treasury secretaries only drive drop tops.

Well shit what do I get to do?

shoei · 02-08-2016, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Who is your VP? Biorin , she can get shit done while i take all the credit.

Secretary of State? Lups , when you need finesse & diplomacy.

Chief of Staff? Axius , he'll keep al the WH bitches in line and the bacon cooked perfectly.

Attorney General? C5driver , always makes a compelling argument.

Surgeon General? shoei , who else knows more about all the benefits of spandex?

Secretary of Treasury? ASBSECU E93 , Treasury secretaries only drive drop tops.

Well shit what do I get to do?

Intern... Don't forget the blue dress...

Mr Tonka · 02-08-2016, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Well shit what do I get to do?

You're in charge of turning some of the best public roads into closed tracks. For use only by the President's cabinet and his advisors.

Mr Tonka · 02-08-2016, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Intern... Don't forget the blue dress...

Axius will have plenty of "interns" working at the 1600. Not to worry.

1MOREMOD · 02-08-2016, 11:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

You're in charge of turning some of the best public roads into closed tracks. For use only by the President's cabinet and his advisors.

Hells yeah. Sign me up.

EstorilM · 02-08-2016, 11:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

Who is your VP? Biorin , she can get shit done while i take all the credit.

Secretary of State? Lups , when you need finesse & diplomacy.

Chief of Staff? Axius , he'll keep al the WH bitches in line and the bacon cooked perfectly.

Attorney General? C5driver , always makes a compelling argument.

Surgeon General? shoei , who else knows more about all the benefits of spandex?

Secretary of Treasury? ASBSECU E93 , Treasury secretaries only drive drop tops.

Damn. I was gonna answer, but I don't think I would change any of these. ASBSECU E93 would be able to get rid of the deficit for sure with his "thriftiness"

(I would delegate all authority of the Federal Budget to the Treasury)

Lups · 02-08-2016, 11:34 PM

Hell yeah! Fuck off C5, now I won't need your stupid job!

C5driver · 02-08-2016, 11:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Hell yeah! Fuck off C5, now I won't need your stupid job!

Ah yes...finesse and diplomacy at work

Lups · 02-09-2016, 02:29 AM

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Originally Posted by C5driver

Ah yes...finesse and diplomacy at work

Yes, but I'm doing the exact opposite my predecessors have done. Maybe it'll bring better results than the shit tried previously.

1LRM3 · 02-09-2016, 05:16 AM

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Originally Posted by shoei

Intern... Don't forget the blue dress...

Palin

jtodd_fl · 02-09-2016, 05:31 AM

Do we have a chief quartermaster. Cuz if I need armaments provisioned, I'm calling in Mr Tonka

ASAP · 02-09-2016, 06:14 AM

Can I have Fed Reserve Chairman if it's still available? I guarantee you guys free money and the most amazing subprime mortgage crisis you have ever seen.

loknar · 02-09-2016, 07:00 AM

Isn't POTUS the animal that lays eggs and produces milk?

1MOREMOD · 02-09-2016, 07:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Lups

Yes, but I'm doing the exact opposite my predecessors have done. Maybe it'll bring better results than the shit tried previously.

Isn't that why trump is the man?

Lups · 02-09-2016, 07:47 AM

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Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Isn't that why trump is the man?

Hes a wanabe. I'm a real man.

1MOREMOD · 02-09-2016, 07:49 AM

Please don't share.

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