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      05-07-2016, 07:59 PM   #1
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Amy Schumer

She's not funny...how in the world has she done well? She's a fkn zero.

My .02....anyone else agree?
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Her name should be Mancow.
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Her name should be Mancow.
Agreed. She's not attractive or funny. I can judge the "funny" because I know funny....she is not.
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She is one of many comedians / actors I don't find very funny.
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Disgusting. And not fat enough to really be fat funny like Melissa McCarthy.

She's like fat, but still within a reasonable level to just use some discipline to be a normal BMI. To me, that's just laziness.

And her approach to sex is gross, yeah funny she thinks about sex the way a man does but in reality she's not even doable. Maybe with the money.

She should either commit to losing that extra 20lbs or blow up and be a real fat chick.
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I saw her a couple times and thought she was funny.

If you wouldn't fuck her behind closed doors if given the option then you're a homo.
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I saw her a couple times and thought she was funny.

If you wouldn't fuck her behind closed doors if given the option then you're a homo.
On my own volition? Without any substances? Yup. I'm a homo then. You got me.
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I saw her a couple times and thought she was funny.

If you wouldn't fuck her behind closed doors if given the option then you're a homo.
I'll admit....I'd bang her. Easy decision...I just don't think she's funny. I don't like Sarah Silverman either...she just talks about rude shit and swears....I'm stone faced watching both of them.
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On my own volition? Without any substances? Yup. I'm a homo then. You got me.
You probably just find the social repercussions of expressing any level of attraction for her daunting, so I'll give you a pass.

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I don't like Sarah Silverman either
Well, there you go. You have taste in comedy that doesn't cover this kind of stuff. I've seen a lot more of Sarah than Amy and she's definitely capable of being funny although she's not outstanding.
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You probably just find the social repercussions of expressing any level of attraction for her daunting, so I'll give you a pass.


Well, there you go. You have taste in comedy that doesn't cover this kind of stuff. I've seen a lot more of Sarah than Amy and she's definitely capable of being funny although she's not outstanding.
Nah man, I just can't get a boner from her. Her face! But thanks.

I'd bang Silverman though. Nut on her beak too. Lol.
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You probably just find the social repercussions of expressing any level of attraction for her daunting, so I'll give you a pass.


Well, there you go. You have taste in comedy that doesn't cover this kind of stuff. I've seen a lot more of Sarah than Amy and she's definitely capable of being funny although she's not outstanding.
HA! The only issue with SS is some of her material makes me wince....it's just brutal and....I'm a guy. Haha
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the funny thing is that if you'd seen that movie with her and Lebron in it... she actually thought that she was all that and that she could have this incredible sex life and bang all these dudes of her dreams... and she was actually picky...

ho, let's get real here for one second... most of these dudes, you'd have to pay to bang u...
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the funny thing is that if you'd seen that movie with her and Lebron in it... she actually thought that she was all that and that she could have this incredible sex life and bang all these dudes of her dreams... and she was actually picky...

ho, let's get real here for one second... most of these dudes, you'd have to pay to bang u...
That movie looked absurd....I agree. She could probably get all the dick she wants because....guys. LOL
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I like her. She's funny to me. But I do agree she's fat. She was mad recently that Glamour magazine called her plus size and claims she's a size 6 which is pretty much my size, and I don't think I'm as big as her.
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I like her. She's funny to me. But I do agree she's fat. She was mad recently that Glamour magazine called her plus size and claims she's a size 6 which is pretty much my size, and I don't think I'm as big as her.
Ha! If she's a size 6 I'm the Pope!
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Ha! If she's a size 6 I'm the Pope!
Your holiness, why would someone lie about that?
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Haha...I just brought this up to my wife. She is fit and a an aerobics instructor. She said "if Amy Schumer is a size 6, then I'm a size 0"....lol.
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Haha...I just brought this up to my wife. She is fit and a an aerobics instructor. She said "if Amy Schumer is a size 6, then I'm a size 0"....lol.
Yeah, me too!
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Yeah, me too!
You just brought it up to your wife?
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Yeah, me too!
You just brought it up to your wife?
Yeah and she's a fitness instructor too!

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