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      05-26-2016, 01:34 PM   #9769
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      05-26-2016, 01:37 PM   #9770
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If 26% Asian, math would've added up...
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Don't worry - your stoned. You probably won't even remember it. Your dreams will be haunted by random unfamiliar nut sacks and you won't know why. You will assume its because you have unrequited homosexual tendencies. And we will support that theory - cuz... internet!
What of his was stoned?
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      05-26-2016, 09:44 PM   #9773
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      05-26-2016, 10:29 PM   #9774
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^actual pic
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      05-27-2016, 02:50 AM   #9775
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Who here has sent you pics of their privates?
Random thought of the day:
If someone sends you a pic of their privates...are they really privates anymore?
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Anyone received pictures of someone else's ....publix?
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Where the ladies at?
Everyone else is too cool for OT now
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      06-07-2016, 01:43 AM   #9781
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Everyone else is too cool for OT now
Awwww.... Well, it's good that you're around.
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Everyone else is too cool for OT now
Awwww.... Well, it's good that you're around.
Yeah it's awesome that I have no life! Woohoooo
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Yeah it's awesome that I have no life! Woohoooo
No.... That's not true. Didnt you just get back from LA?
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Yeah it's awesome that I have no life! Woohoooo
No.... That's not true. Didnt you just get back from LA?
Yeah, that was really fun. But now I'm back to reality.
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Yeah, that was really fun. But now I'm back to reality.
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      06-07-2016, 11:35 AM   #9786
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"biorin looking for baby daddy #2, biorin=not funny"

Aww, who can I thank for these tags?
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      06-07-2016, 11:36 AM   #9787
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"biorin looking for baby daddy #2, biorin=not funny"

Aww, who can I thank for these tags?
Not me, but I didn't know you were looking for a baby daddy. Check pm plz.
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Not me, but I didn't know you were looking for a baby daddy. Check pm plz.
Yeah, I didn't know I was looking either. That's what's great about OT, though, you learn so much about yourself.
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      06-07-2016, 11:39 AM   #9789
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I have a question: what do you think of vacation breasts and would you get them?

My wife thinks they are stupid.
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      06-07-2016, 11:42 AM   #9790
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I have a question: what do you think of vacation breasts and would you get them?

My wife thinks they are stupid.
I had to Google that. Incredibly strange to me...
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