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      06-10-2016, 03:42 PM   #9967
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I prefer (memories, the taste brings them back!)glenfiddich. I still remember my first taste of their shit when I was 15. I also remember waking up from an other country three days later.
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Is that a racial slur for drug money? So not PC Belgie, so not PC.
Drug money really stinks like shit my friend and my home is not in jail !
I was talking about work after a registered real job , and making money without the spots of the daylight and without insane taxes..
Let's say the kind of money that leave your/our country alone...
For example fixing things or reparing stuff for other people with white money
Call it a second job in black and screwing the government taxes
I've only a white job and my amazing Belgian government takes (steals) "52%" of my sweat even before I have my paycheck in my hands....every single month !
God I love my country ...
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      06-10-2016, 05:42 PM   #9969
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I prefer (memories, the taste brings them back!)glenfiddich. I still remember my first taste of their shit when I was 15. I also remember waking up from an other country three days later.
Yup! I remember. Mine is MacAllan 12 and JW Green (hoarded a stash of them).

Mac 21 is way to rich for my blood. The most expensive bottle in my rotation is either JW Blue or 21.
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      06-10-2016, 05:53 PM   #9970
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^^^ good choice - staples in the home bar...
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      06-10-2016, 06:06 PM   #9971
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Ladies, would you make this face?
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Ladies, would you make this face?
It's for taking air..
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It's for taking air..
nothing to do with foot in crotch?
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nothing to do with foot in crotch?
The foot I saw of course, and where the foot is as well
But you mentioned about the weird face and probably also about her open mouth as well .
That's why I said it's for taking air , because they go for a long time under water for the competion or show .
Note: They don't have balls , so where is the problem ?
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The foot I saw of course, and where the foot is as well
But you mentioned about the weird face and probably also about her open mouth as well .
That's why I said it's for taking air , because they go for a long time under water for the competion or show .
Note: They don't have balls , so where is the problem ?
Ah, got it. But, I only see 1 of 5 toes

I bet she feels something
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Ah, got it. But, I only see 1 of 5 toes
They actually open (stretch) their toes (that's why you only can see the big toe) it's for to make a distance in between the toes ,so is the support surface wider of the foot and it gives the foot more stability surface on her ass and her other thing..
Balance was/is never easy in the water .
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They actually open (stretch) their toes (that's why you only can see the big toe) it's for to make a distance in between the toes ,so is the support surface wider of the foot and it gives the foot more stability surface on her ass and her other thing..
Balance was/is never easy in the water .
are you a synchronized swimmer?
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are you a synchronized swimmer?
He probably follows it very diligently for educational purposes.

Comes in handy time at times like this.
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are you a synchronized swimmer?
No , but I'm a great sports man for over 20 years , and spent the last 9 years in the gym .
Before the gym I did several sports ..
I'm reading a lot of sports and sports technique ,and top sports is all about technique and really interesting in depth view .
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No , but I'm a great sports man for over 20 years , and .spent the last 9 years in the gym
Before the gym I did several sports ..
I'm reading a lot of sports and sports technique ,and top sports is all about technique and really interesting in depth view .
You spent 9 years...all 9...consecutively...inside a gym.

Hahahaha.

You must save on rent! Only have to pay gym membership. Sleep on yoga mats and you've got showers and toilets available at your need!

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You spent 9 years...all 9...consecutively...inside a gym.

Hahahaha.

You must save on rent! Only have to pay gym membership. Sleep on yoga mats and you've got showers and toilets available at your need!

Would love to sleep at my work as well...
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This thread looks to have plenty abundance of guys, and only few females to answer.
No problem bro just call bimmette ASAP !
She can help you out for sure..
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Nope.
With the speed of light => Voila !
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Because people are suckers and are vain. My moisturizer comes from the dollar store.
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Because they have to jack off whales for their semen to use in said products.
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