| 12-22-2009, 12:16 AM | #1 |
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My friend is high. Hilarity ensues
This is the text message conversation I just had with my extremely faded friend... lol
Him: whats up Me: Not much, you? Him: Nothing man just wanted to see if you found (a gift). I was thinking about you Me: That's really creepy... Him: That wasnt as funny as it sounded in my head. Sorry. Im really high Me: Nice... Dude, we found a giant bobcat in my mom's wizard garden. Him: oh yea. i think your up to your ears in shit Me: I'm serious. We found it napping on our biggest pumpkin. He was glowing. Long Pause... Him: was it hostile? Me: Extremely. My brother tried to give it a kiss and it attacked him. Him: what an idiot! I wouldve killed it with my bare hands Me: No way. It's like 3 feet tall and it's eyes are kinda glowing red. I think I'm going to keep him. Him: and domesticate it? Me: Yea. I'm gonna see if he'll sleep peacefully in my brother's room tonight. Him: that doesnt sound safe. You might be retarded. Can you send me a picture of it. Me: I will when I get home. I'm at Petsmart buying a muzzle and some bobcat nail clippers. Him: word. i want to see this shit Several min later... Me: Ok, you ready? Him: Yea send it (scroll down) Me:  Him: JESUS FUCK! Me: Told you! Him: dont do it! its gonna maul one of your family members in your sleep. im not coming over till its gone. |
| 12-22-2009, 09:55 AM | #13 |
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HAHAHA hilarious!
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