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      07-16-2016, 09:44 AM   #34431
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hence why ya boy is back on tinder

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Yeah...Baits are of course required as well .
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Yeah...Baits are of course required as well .
This pic is stupid AF but it gets the most swipes.

When I deleted tinder I had 155 matches..it was growing every day

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      07-16-2016, 09:55 AM   #34433
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Witch hunt! Witch hunt! We're going on a witch hunt!
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Witch hunt! Witch hunt! We're going on a witch hunt!
Sit back kids and let the master witch hunter hunt

Im staying in queens the next two days...I should get some good hipster witches
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      07-16-2016, 10:08 AM   #34435
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This pic is stupid AF but it gets the most swipes.

When I deleted tinder I had 155 matches..it was growing every day

#masterfisherman

MIKE !!!
Please listen to this...
From what I was reading from you..and your situation..

"YOU" need "MORE" => "SELF-CONFIDENCE" !!!
Because...
"YOU" look like a playboy brother !!!
YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE CHICK MAGNET !

Take that from Philippe !
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      07-16-2016, 10:12 AM   #34436
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MIKE !!!
Please listen to this...
From what I was reading from you..and your situation..

"YOU" need "MORE" => "SELF-CONFIDENCE" !!!
Because...
"YOU" look like a playboy brother !!!
YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE CHICK MAGNET !

Take that from Philippe !
you are right. I lost my way!

Im back
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      07-16-2016, 10:20 AM   #34437
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you are right. I lost my way!

Im back
NO MIKE !
YOU need to say => I'LL BE BACK !

About your comment...
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      07-16-2016, 10:22 AM   #34438
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NO MIKE !
YOU need to say => I'LL BE BACK !

About your comment...
thanks for calling me a play boy..it makes me feel like I have a six pack, when I dont, but thats ok hahaha
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thanks for calling me a play boy..it makes me feel like I have a six pack, when I dont, but thats ok hahaha
No worries Mike..
Once naked most chicks look more below in the middle !
Hit them tiger !!!
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      07-16-2016, 11:23 AM   #34440
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I feel like I'm watching Mick coach Rocky through a training montage
Because training needs motivation ..
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      07-16-2016, 12:02 PM   #34442
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This pic is stupid AF but it gets the most swipes.

When I deleted tinder I had 155 matches..it was growing every day

#masterfisherman

MIKE !!!
Please listen to this...
From what I was reading from you..and your situation..

"YOU" need "MORE" => "SELF-CONFIDENCE" !!!
Because...
"YOU" look like a playboy brother !!!
YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE CHICK MAGNET !

Take that from Philippe !
He is a cutie pie.
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I feel like I'm watching an episode of HBO's "Looking".
The Google search didn't disappoint lol...
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      07-16-2016, 12:33 PM   #34445
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This pic is stupid AF but it gets the most swipes.

When I deleted tinder I had 155 matches..it was growing every day

#masterfisherman

MIKE !!!
Please listen to this...
From what I was reading from you..and your situation..

"YOU" need "MORE" => "SELF-CONFIDENCE" !!!
Because...
"YOU" look like a playboy brother !!!
YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE CHICK MAGNET !

Take that from Philippe !
He is a cutie pie.
If I add 5 years to my age, want to go to the Hamptons and hangout in a hammock/those little huts with the weird couch beds
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This pic is stupid AF but it gets the most swipes.

When I deleted tinder I had 155 matches..it was growing every day

#masterfisherman

MIKE !!!
Please listen to this...
From what I was reading from you..and your situation..

"YOU" need "MORE" => "SELF-CONFIDENCE" !!!
Because...
"YOU" look like a playboy brother !!!
YOU'RE THE ULTIMATE CHICK MAGNET !

Take that from Philippe !
He is a cutie pie.
If I add 5 years to my age, want to go to the Hamptons and hangout in a hammock/those little huts with the weird couch beds
Cabanas you mean? And I would still know how old you really are even if you lied.
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Let me rephrase, if I found a time machine and I was magically 30.


Yes a cabana, wow I can't believe I forgot that word
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He is a cutie pie.
The translation to my language from "pie" = his "wiener"
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Let me rephrase, if I found a time machine and I was magically 30.


Yes a cabana, wow I can't believe I forgot that word
If you were older, we could chill.
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Hmmm, even though I have global entry status this time, I still got "randomly" pulled aside...
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Hmmm, even though I have global entry status this time, I still got "randomly" pulled aside...
How are you my friend ?
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