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      08-11-2011, 03:27 PM   #1145
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does sweetleaf have kief collector?
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      08-11-2011, 06:36 PM   #1146
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Hey Kiemyster...i see ur from the Caribbean..i took an awesome cruise there...You've had Trinidadian Roti right? I had a vegetarian Trinidadian Roti and it was like one of the best things i've ever eaten. The rum punch is pretty great too.
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does sweetleaf have kief collector?
I think they just released the aluminum grinder in pocket size and party size with a keif catcher. I'll advise to get a single chamber sweet leaf and get a wicca box to sort out the goods.
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      08-11-2011, 07:47 PM   #1148
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Hey Kiemyster...i see ur from the Caribbean..i took an awesome cruise there...You've had Trinidadian Roti right? I had a vegetarian Trinidadian Roti and it was like one of the best things i've ever eaten. The rum punch is pretty great too.
I feel more than confident when I say that the food in this country (trinidad) is probably the best in the western hemisphere. It all begins with our unmolested ingredients, you wont find any hormones in our animals, you wont find any unknown chemicals in our soil. This is the first and most crucial step when it comes to food.

It sounds like you just had a little taste of the culture, seeing as a cruise cant do you justice. You could come to trinidad for 4 weeks and every meal will be a different orgy in your mouth. My mother actually knows how to make the roti in many different ways. My favorite is a very simple roti which is shaped like a pancake and is stuffed with cheese and melted new zealand butter, so simple but so damn good.

Combine the unbelievable food with our uncharted herbs and its a winning combination. I just came back home today for a wedding and let me just say, if I didnt have my M3 in new york I would miss absolutely nothing. Sometimes, I feel like the M3 is the only real reason why I live in New York... If such thing didn't exist I would still be here all day every day living the good life.
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      08-11-2011, 09:25 PM   #1149
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We went to get some at haight, when my friend asked for a dime and got exactly what he wanted, his eyes just went O_____O he then started complaining about his usual dealer hahaha
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Hey kiemyster, how much would that synthetic urine run me and how would I be able to get past "random" drug tests? Like I like weed and all but I don't want to risk missing games or even my scholarship. I've heard of a wizinator that one of my friends used but I don't know details about it. Let me know. It's been like 2 months now, and I'm going bak home tomorrow and on a cruise Saturday to the carribean. So I'm fiending it a little bit hahah
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      08-12-2011, 11:26 AM   #1151
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Hey kiemyster, how much would that synthetic urine run me and how would I be able to get past "random" drug tests? Like I like weed and all but I don't want to risk missing games or even my scholarship. I've heard of a wizinator that one of my friends used but I don't know details about it. Let me know. It's been like 2 months now, and I'm going bak home tomorrow and on a cruise Saturday to the carribean. So I'm fiending it a little bit hahah
http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

this, right? it works; probably the best way. it's a fake penis and heating unit (heating pad). you heat up the synthetic urine with the heating pad and it flows through the fake penis so it looks like you're actually peeing. make sure the urine is the correct temperature though; not too cold/hot. this is usually just an added bonus because you usually aren't observed while you're peeing. It does cost some money, but if you're concerned, i would get it. not sure where is the best place to buy though, i just googled their site for you. i have not personally used this before but have heard great stories from friends.
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      08-12-2011, 12:37 PM   #1152
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http://www.thewhizzinator.com/

this, right? it works; probably the best way. it's a fake penis and heating unit (heating pad). you heat up the synthetic urine with the heating pad and it flows through the fake penis so it looks like you're actually peeing. make sure the urine is the correct temperature though; not too cold/hot. this is usually just an added bonus because you usually aren't observed while you're peeing. It does cost some money, but if you're concerned, i would get it. not sure where is the best place to buy though, i just googled their site for you. i have not personally used this before but have heard great stories from friends.
thats over kill in my books. there are 2 ways to beat a drug test safely, just depends on your situation. If you know the precise time and dates of your piss tests then the best solution to this is get piss from a clean friend freshly 5 minutes before the test. Put it in something that you can hide between your balls to keep it warm. I emptied out a glue stick cylinder with a removable head and always used that. Keep it tucked in your ball sack until you step in the bathroom and just fill up the cup your supposed to pee in. I prefer this method over any synthetic urine because there is no possible way to fail the test unless the source of the urine is not clean, but then thats your fault.

If you dont have a clue or are not flexible enough to have clean piss delivered to you on demand then I highly suggest using quick fix. its so simple, go in the bathroom, pour water in the flask, add urine powder, and then add the heating powder until the piss reaches an acceptable temperature. the flask has a temperature strip on it so you will know when you are good. Ive used quick fix more times than i can remember, on 3 different types of tests. No fail, full of win. http://www.quickfixurine.com/

These are two tried and tested methods of passing a piss test, and take it from someone who's been through many many piss tests.

Good luck and happy smoking!
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      08-15-2011, 10:44 AM   #1155
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      08-15-2011, 12:11 PM   #1156
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Wussup bro?! hows things? whats the latest with my homies?

I have almost convinced myself to write a book about marijuana. Like, Im 80% convinced to do it. Just.... too.... lazyy.... lol
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      08-15-2011, 04:09 PM   #1158
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      08-16-2011, 09:28 AM   #1159
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Whenever in atl or anywhere else all the time here, in cali mon-thur not so much.
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Kie, get back up here and lets go for a drive man. I need to stretch out my car a bit. You know any nice roads up here?
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Kie, get back up here and lets go for a drive man. I need to stretch out my car a bit. You know any nice roads up here?
No but im coming back in the country on saturday. Anytime after saturday, IM DOWN. we can just download the ultimate drive app and see whats good on there? lets really see if that shit works. which car you stretching out?
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No but im coming back in the country on saturday. Anytime after saturday, IM DOWN. we can just download the ultimate drive app and see whats good on there? lets really see if that shit works. which car you stretching out?
That drive app doesn't have anything in the NE . Hit me up, I'm good all next week whenever. I have to stretch the e90 a bit, she's been in the dealer for the past few days getting the door clips fixed/replaced.
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That drive app doesn't have anything in the NE . Hit me up, I'm good all next week whenever. I have to stretch the e90 a bit, she's been in the dealer for the past few days getting the door clips fixed/replaced.
ohh thanks for reminding me, i need to get my car to the dealer on monday before I do anything else with the car.... poor thing has been begging for service for months now. So anytime after tuesday is good.
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ohh thanks for reminding me, i need to get my car to the dealer on monday before I do anything else with the car.... poor thing has been begging for service for months now. So anytime after tuesday is good.
Brought the whip to Manhattan for service... they have had it for 2 weeks and are telling me they may have to keep it until next Wednesday. They gave me a loaner with 600 miles on it. I have put about 500 on it in the last 2 weeks and the check engine light just came on as I was on my way home.

It took me a full month just to get an appointment with a loaner car. Now they are telling me it might be a problem for them to replace this loaner car.
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Brought the whip to Manhattan for service... they have had it for 2 weeks and are telling me they may have to keep it until next Wednesday. They gave me a loaner with 600 miles on it. I have put about 500 on it in the last 2 weeks and the check engine light just came on as I was on my way home.

It took me a full month just to get an appointment with a loaner car. Now they are telling me it might be a problem for them to replace this loaner car.
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