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      06-25-2016, 11:07 AM   #31967
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So I thought tearing it up on my friends half pipe was a good idea.. I don't bounce as easily as I did when I was 16 as I do now at 25.
A few years back, I went snowboarding and decided to hit the park. As you said, falling when you're 16 is not as bad as falling in your 20s. Fractured my arm. Every time I've been snowboarding since, jumps and rails are a no no.
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      06-25-2016, 11:09 AM   #31968
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      06-25-2016, 11:09 AM   #31969
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So I thought tearing it up on my friends half pipe was a good idea.. I don't bounce as easily as I did when I was 16 as I do now at 25.
A few years back, I went snowboarding and decided to hit the park. As you said, falling when you're 16 is not as bad as falling in your 20s. Fractured my arm. Every time I've been snowboarding since, jumps and rails are a no no.
Yeah I hear you. I just have a bruise, last bad injury I had was splitting my shin open on a rainbow rail last summer. So much blood hah
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      06-25-2016, 11:29 AM   #31970
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Sorta lol
Voila !

Here the story after the "Apocalyps" => PART-2

So after I drove with the Mini through the Belgian Apocalyps I saw Wendy on the parking of the company ...

She looked confused as well by the whole shit and she looked tired as well by the noises in the night from the Apocalyps !
She looked to my Mini and said Ough....The Mini looks almost like a submarine ?
I said I was almost in the need of a periscope !
She said she had no problems with her X5 to drive through the whole shit ..

So we went inside and I noticed that Wendy was drinking an "INDIAN" tea !
I => Wendy is that an Indian tea ?
Wendy=> yes why Philippe ?
I => Now you make me thinking on my Indian friend ..
Wendy=> What ? An Indian friend ?
I => Yes
Wendy => From where ?
I => From Bimmerpost and he is a new friend of me .
Wendy => What is his name ?
I => Aatish
Wendy => I am a "KAPHA" type !
I => A what ?
Wendy => That's an Indian type and it comes from the "AYUVEDA"
And that's why I'm drinking PITTA 2 VATA TEA .
And I'm taking a daily dose of some Indian supplements and they are good for my nails and hair but they work also really positive on my libido..
I=> Ohhhh... now I know why you are looking always so hot ...
Wendy => Laugh out loud ..
I => See you later Sweetie .

The story above is no joke and happend for real !

Note: Later yesterday Wendy told me that she was fascinated by Indian fakirs as well !
I said I will tell this to my friend Aatish also and maybe he knows more about fakirs than I do ..

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      06-25-2016, 01:04 PM   #31971
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Sorta lol
Voila !

Here the story after the "Apocalyps" => PART-2

So after I drove with the Mini through the Belgian Apocalyps I saw Wendy on the parking of the company ...

She looked confused as well by the whole shit and she looked tired as well by the noises in the night from the Apocalyps !
She looked to my Mini and said Ough....The Mini looks almost like a submarine ?
I said I was almost in the need of a periscope !
She said she had no problems with her X5 to drive through the whole shit ..

So we went inside and I noticed that Wendy was drinking an "INDIAN" tea !
I => Wendy is that an Indian tea ?
Wendy=> yes why Philippe ?
I => Now you make me thinking on my Indian friend ..
Wendy=> What ? An Indian friend ?
I => Yes
Wendy => From where ?
I => From Bimmerpost and he is a new friend of me .
Wendy => What is his name ?
I => Aatish
Wendy => I am a "KAPHA" type !
I => A what ?
Wendy => That's an Indian type and it comes from the "AYUVEDA"
And that's why I'm drinking PITTA 2 VATA TEA .
And I'm taking a daily dose of some Indian supplements and they are good for my nails and hair but they work also really positive on my libido..
I=> Ohhhh... now I know why you are looking always so hot ...
Wendy => Laugh out loud ..
I => See you later Sweetie .

The story above is no joke and happend for real !

Note: Later yesterday Wendy told me that she was fascinated by Indian fakirs as well !
I said I will tell this to my friend Aatish also and maybe he knows more about fakirs than I do ..

BTW ...How's your Sweetie my friend ?
Heh, the mini is a tank.

And Chai tea, was it? Good stuff, especially with he right masala. Stronger kick than coffee.

Fakir? Not exactly sure what that is but I'll ask around. Maybe I can remember what it is.

Alas, things could be better. Couldn't see her this week. Talked a bit, but not much. But, I just finished the jelly she gave me; it was good. Going to return the mason jar, filled with something of course.
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      06-25-2016, 01:34 PM   #31972
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A few years back thought you were older than me?
Haha I don't think so. I'm 27.
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Yeah I hear you. I just have a bruise, last bad injury I had was splitting my shin open on a rainbow rail last summer. So much blood hah
Haha everyone has great stories from rainbow rails. First time I ever hit one, I went at it with too much speed. Basically launched off of it and came down pretty hard. Haha good times.
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      06-25-2016, 01:37 PM   #31974
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I was told that i need to get one of these in case some idiot hits me with their car. Debating one what's more important, the stache or my blood type.. ??

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      06-25-2016, 02:25 PM   #31976
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Heh, the mini is a tank.

And Chai tea, was it? Good stuff, especially with he right masala. Stronger kick than coffee.

Fakir? Not exactly sure what that is but I'll ask around. Maybe I can remember what it is.

Alas, things could be better. Couldn't see her this week. Talked a bit, but not much. But, I just finished the jelly she gave me; it was good. Going to return the mason jar, filled with something of course.
Fakir => https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fakir

Yeah...Something is for sure !
Men come from Mars and women come from Venus ..

No worries my friend the sea is full of fish (Sweeties)
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      06-25-2016, 03:16 PM   #31977
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Yes for the storage compartment at the back of a car. Was just trying to derail the bimmette love fest.
Ahh I was under the impression that you meant someones backside rather than the storage compartment.
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      06-25-2016, 04:00 PM   #31978
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I was told that i need to get one of these in case some idiot hits me with their car. Debating one what's more important, the stache or my blood type.. ??

Only seen legs so can't tell if mustache is important enough or not.

I've worn Medic Alert bracelet since 14yo
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Ahh I was under the impression that you meant someones backside rather than the storage compartment.
That's because you take it in the trunk and wanted to know for yourself.
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      06-25-2016, 07:52 PM   #31980
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That's because you take it in the trunk and wanted to know for yourself.
Sometimes you gotta change things up a bit.
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Agreed, sort of. The changing part not taking it in the trunk part.
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I wanted butter chicken. I had butter chicken. It was good. I am happy brown person.
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I wanted butter chicken. I had butter chicken. It was good. I am happy brown person.
Mmmm I love butter chicken. My fave Indian dish. Hell, one of my fave any dish.
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I wanted butter chicken. I had butter chicken. It was good. I am happy brown person.
I've never had butter chicken but butter makes everything better and chicken is meat and least l meat is good.
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I wanted butter chicken. I had butter chicken. It was good. I am happy brown person.
I've never had butter chicken but butter makes everything better and chicken is meat and least l meat is good.
Look it up and eat some. You'll thank me (or curse me depending on how strong your stomach is)
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Look it up and eat some. You'll thank me (or curse me depending on how strong your stomach is)
I love Indian food. I don't mind the pain associated with food as long as it tastes good.
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I love Indian food. I don't mind the pain associated with food as long as it tastes good.
Good! You'll like this stuff then. Basically a Makhani (tomato and onion based gravy) but with a lot of butter added. If it's an old school Indian joint, then the tandoori chicken will also be slathered with butter before being added to the gravy base.
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