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Comedy Central: ROAST of Justin Bieber
It's been a long while and I wish CC would Roast more mofos more often.
I truly hope they rip this tweeny-bop a new one!  http://www.cc.com/shows/roast-of-justin-bieber
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Not sure how anyone can think this is a good thing. A roast is an honor. So they are honoring this little shit.
Probably paid a ton of money for it.
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Shouldn't a roast come at the end of a career ... Or are they trying to tell him his career is over?
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They raise a large amount of $$ for various charities with these Roast's...
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Watched it last night. As expected... Underwhelming. But it had it's LOL moments. Especially with Roasters bagging on each other.
To Kevin Hart, "I didn't realize that Shaq's dick would be hosting the show!" To Snoop Dog, "You look like Shaq's skeleton walking around!" Martha Stewart actually delivered some of the funniest lines (from a creative writer no doubt).
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I think the standouts were Pete Davidson, Natasha, and Martha. I haven't watched Hannibal yet but I'll try to finish it tonight - I went to sleep right after Jeff Ross.
I was really disappointed with Chris D'elia. I think he's hilarious but his material was weak on the roast. Ludacris needs to learn to laugh at himself. He just seems like a killjoy. Everyone's material on him was perfection but he seems to think he's above it, in some way. I will also second that Greg Giraldo is terribly missed at these roasts. A truly brilliant comic mind.
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I thoroughly enjoyed the roast. Not so sure about biebs speech at the end. The Canadian side of me really wants to beleibe him, the human side of me still wants to punch a new hole in his face.
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Just watched this last night with the gf before bed...needless to say it kept us up laughing for a while. Agreed that I missed Jeselnick. Dominic was great and I haven't seen him before. Chris d'elia wwas underwhelming. Ive seen his stand up and it is way better. The old white women always seem to bring the house down. Jeff had a few good shots but not his best. It would have been 10x better if it was the Roast of Anyone Else but Justin Bieber
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I laughed my ass off, Martha Stewart nailed her lines (written, of course, by a third party)
Laughed the hardest at Beiber's speech at the end... His career is roasted... |
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Natasha slayed. I laughed really hard at most of this show.
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