Joke of the year competition.

SenorFunkyPants · 06-22-2015, 08:55 AM

Gives it your best shot.
Doesn't matter where it came from or who said it first.
Joke with the most appreciates wins.

CANGRKE70 · 06-22-2015, 09:02 AM

How do astronomers organize a party?

They planet.

That's all I got, I'm more of an in the moment comedian.

F30lolz · 06-22-2015, 09:11 AM

Yo momma is so dumb she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl.

KingOfJericho · 06-22-2015, 09:11 AM

What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?

Whostheboss · 06-22-2015, 09:14 AM

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Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?

Maintaining balance

finaloption · 06-22-2015, 09:20 AM

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Originally Posted by KingOfJericho

What's the hardest thing about rollerblading?

i've heard this joke before and i know the answer but i could never get it..

P1 · 06-22-2015, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by finaloption

i've heard this joke before and i know the answer but i could never get it..

The part about explaining it to your parents? What don't you get? Haha...

ASBSECU E93 · 06-22-2015, 09:58 AM

A young couple waited until marriage to be intimate...Finally, the night of the honeymoon arrives.

As the man starts to remove his shirt - the new bride gasps...what is wrong with your back?

As a child I had the "Bumps" he explains - similar to the "Mumps" but different, it left me with all these bumps on my back.

As he then starts to remove his pants - again the new wife gasps. What is wrong your legs??

As a child I had the "Kneeseales" - similar to the 'Measles" but different. It left me with all the knots and scars on my legs.

Lastly - he removes the underwear and the new wife starts to laugh hysterically!

I GET IT- as a child you had "Smallcocks"

06-22-2015, 09:59 AM

What did Lionel Richie say to the fromagere?

Hello, Is it brie you're looking for?

MightyMouseTech · 06-22-2015, 10:03 AM

What did the fish say when it swam into the wall?

Dam.

MightyMouseTech · 06-22-2015, 10:03 AM

What's blue and smells like red paint?

Blue paint.

MightyMouseTech · 06-22-2015, 10:04 AM

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!

GOLFFRR · 06-22-2015, 10:13 AM

whats Bruce Lee's favorite drink?

Wataaaaaaa

SenorFunkyPants · 06-22-2015, 10:19 AM

Do you remember what you were doing the first time you told a women that you loved her? I do, I was trying to get laid.

SenorFunkyPants · 06-22-2015, 10:22 AM

Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.

MiddleAgedAl · 06-22-2015, 10:45 AM

There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

06-22-2015, 11:03 AM

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Originally Posted by MiddleAgedAl

There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

Haha, sucks to be those three!

datbimmer · 06-22-2015, 01:09 PM

An Arab, a black man and a latino in a car. Who's driving ?

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The cops.

pikkagtr · 06-22-2015, 01:20 PM

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci.
" haha"

fiona01 · 06-22-2015, 01:25 PM

entertainment to eliminate fatigue, i like it

okusa · 06-22-2015, 02:38 PM

M4...just saying

808@702 · 06-22-2015, 02:53 PM

A farmer tells his neighbor he castrates all his cows with two bricks. When he is asked isn't that painful? He says not if you keep your thumbs back.

06-22-2015, 08:55 AM	#1
SenorFunkyPants Brigadier General 2510 Rep 4,381 Posts Drives: 2019 M5 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Joke of the year competition. Gives it your best shot. Doesn't matter where it came from or who said it first. Joke with the most appreciates wins.
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CANGRKE70 ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ 814 Rep 172 Posts Drives: 2012 BMW X5 Join Date: May 2015 Location: Toronto iTrader: (0)	How do astronomers organize a party? They planet. That's all I got, I'm more of an in the moment comedian. __________________ Peter. Current Ride:2012 Alpine While BMW X5 35i Past Rides: 2005 Titanium Silver Metallic BMW X3 2005 Winning Blue Mica Mazda 3 1993 Milano Red Honda Prelude SR
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KingOfJericho Major General 2452 Rep 7,341 Posts Drives: Yes Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: CT iTrader: (1) Garage List 2010 135i Coupe [5.26]	What's the hardest thing about rollerblading? __________________ The views and opinions expressed in this post are those of the author and do not necessarily reflect the official policy or position of Bimmerpost. 2018 Jeep Grand Cherokee High Altitude Hemi \| 2010 S4 Sold \| 2010 BMW 135i Retired \| 2006 Lotus Exige Sold
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MightyMouseTech Major General 4338 Rep 6,196 Posts Drives: 13 135i 6MT LeMans Blue MSport Join Date: Feb 2013 Location: Ottawa, Canada iTrader: (0)	What's brown and sticky? A stick. Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week!
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06-22-2015, 10:13 AM	#13
GOLFFRR 10769 Rep 27,579 Posts Drives: GOLFFRR cart Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: we sell BMWs to "ALL" US states iTrader: (4)	whats Bruce Lee's favorite drink? Wataaaaaaa __________________ BEFORE YOU BUY YOUR NEXT BMW, EMAIL OUR GUY KOTE FIRST! Kote M Sales:Kotem@bmwofcamarillo.com Cell:805-368-9101 vipfinance@bmwofcamarillo.com for warranties!
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SenorFunkyPants Brigadier General 2510 Rep 4,381 Posts Drives: 2019 M5 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Do you remember what you were doing the first time you told a women that you loved her? I do, I was trying to get laid.
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06-22-2015, 10:22 AM	#15
SenorFunkyPants Brigadier General 2510 Rep 4,381 Posts Drives: 2019 M5 Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: UK iTrader: (0)	Conjunctivitis.com – that’s a site for sore eyes.
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MiddleAgedAl Lieutenant 110 Rep 418 Posts Drives: M3 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: sitting down, facing the keyboard iTrader: (0)	There are 3 kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't. __________________ If you want something you've never had before, then you better be prepared to do something you've never done before.
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06-22-2015, 01:09 PM	#18
datbimmer Wastegate Rattle 113 Rep 897 Posts Drives: 335i m6t nav sport Join Date: Dec 2013 Location: Canada iTrader: (0)	An Arab, a black man and a latino in a car. Who's driving ? . . . . The cops.
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06-22-2015, 01:20 PM	#19
pikkagtr Go Spurs Go 3867 Rep 2,870 Posts Drives: 2022 GR Zupra Join Date: Jan 2015 Location: Bay Area iTrader: (-1)	Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Pagliacci. " haha"
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06-22-2015, 01:25 PM	#20
fiona01 New Member 6 Rep 21 Posts Drives: bmw x5 Join Date: Jun 2015 Location: panama iTrader: (0)	entertainment to eliminate fatigue, i like it
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06-22-2015, 02:38 PM	#21
okusa Lieutenant Colonel 846 Rep 1,678 Posts Drives: 2011.75 E90 M3 - SSII Join Date: Aug 2010 Location: Los Angeles iTrader: (7)	M4...just saying
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808@702 8th BMW, 520th Surfboard 494 Rep 1,215 Posts Drives: My girlfriends crazy! Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: Las Vegas, Nv. and Honolulu, Hi. and Seattle Wa. iTrader: (0)	A farmer tells his neighbor he castrates all his cows with two bricks. When he is asked isn't that painful? He says not if you keep your thumbs back.
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