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      06-26-2015, 01:11 PM   #23
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Very true! The salad at McDonald's with the dressing has more calories than their cheeseburgers
I make heavy foods, I just eat less that and more the salad served on every meal. It's not because I dream of living forever but to avoid a life with type two diabetes which sadly is very common in Finland too.
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How would you know this? Did mommy catch you jerking off to some Big Foot porn ?
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      06-26-2015, 01:11 PM   #24
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Dude deserves a cover on GQ.
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Dude deserves a cover on GQ.
Gorilla Quarterly?
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      06-26-2015, 01:18 PM   #26
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Dude deserves a cover on GQ.
I was thinking he'd be more fitting for a Victoria's Secret cover.
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      06-26-2015, 01:21 PM   #27
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I was thinking he'd be more fitting for a Victoria's Secret cover.
You talking about that untamed bush again?
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      06-26-2015, 01:37 PM   #28
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You talking about that untamed bush again?
NO! I was talking about gorilla titties and those really really black nips. Like..., National Geographic kind of titties.
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      06-26-2015, 01:41 PM   #29
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Like..., National Geographic kind of titties.
Legit pre internet fap material.
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      06-26-2015, 02:46 PM   #30
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I heard If you click on his picture it will take you to his Photobucket account where he has pics if his GFs nude.
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      06-27-2015, 09:14 PM   #31
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I heard If you click on his picture it will take you to his Photobucket account where he has pics if his GFs nude.
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Not funny at all!



Ya'll need to take my fucking picture down!
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