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      01-19-2017, 03:31 PM   #45541
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Yeah, but i dont tuck them between my legs like that and pretend to be a girl.

Yeah probably you're right ..

But here is the other kind of balls and............
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Let me know when we get to page 443 and the testicle discussion has moved on.
We are now on page 443. This is your public service announcement as requested.

The testicle discussion has moved on. To bull testicles. Which might be considered a delicacy by some.
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      01-19-2017, 03:38 PM   #45544
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Is that breed susceptible to blindness? And those balls are massive.
No, he's a genetic defect. Glad we got him though, breeder would have surely put him down when he figured it out.

When we found out ours was the first dog out of the breeders 60 years of breeding that had cataracts at 4 months, we quickly went out and played the PowerBall. Damn dog must have used up all of our luck though.
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The other day I had "testicargot," which were testicles cooked like escargot in a similar sauce. Excellent!
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We are now on page 443. This is your public service announcement as requested.

The testicle discussion has moved on. To bull testicles. Which might be considered a delicacy by some.
Canada is that you with your OO in your hands ?
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The other day I had "testicargot," which were testicles cooked like escargot in a similar sauce. Excellent!
Which forum member pissed you off?

And I'm pretty sure this is an incriminating statement Hannibal.
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Canada is that you with your OO in your hands ?
Nope, mine are bigger and still firmly attached. But they are proportionate in size to my e-penor.
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Which forum member pissed you off?

And I'm pretty sure this is an incriminating statement Hannibal.
The ones that piss me off don't have any to begin with.

Come on now. I didn't even have any fava beans, or a nice Chianti
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No, he's a genetic defect. Glad we got him though, breeder would have surely put him down when he figured it out.

When we found out ours was the first dog out of the breeders 60 years of breeding that had cataracts at 4 months, we quickly went out and played the PowerBall. Damn dog must have used up all of our luck though.
I wouldn't be surprised if he loves you even more for it. Dogs are like that. Good on you for taking him.

Powerball is a tax on the poor. That being said, I'll still buy a ticket or two when the lottery gets up to $60M or so, but I wait till then.

I was watching an American show on lottery winners, and they said a survey was done which indicated that something like 20-30% of Americans were counting on the lottery as their retirement plan. It suggested to me that there are 20-30% of Americans who struggle with math.
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The other day I had "testicargot," which were testicles cooked like escargot in a similar sauce. Excellent!
Out of genuine curiousity, were they similar in taste and were they served with anything to go with it (like bread)?

The type of escargot I like best is one where they are served floating in a garlic butter (heavy on the garlic) with mozza cheese on top (melted) with sliced baguette to put it on (and dip).

So simple and so good.
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Out of genuine curiousity, were they similar in taste and were they served with anything to go with it (like bread)?

The type of escargot I like best is one where they are served floating in a garlic butter (heavy on the garlic) with mozza cheese on top (melted) with sliced baguette to put it on (and dip).

So simple and so good.
This is where I had them - http://takashinyc.com/menu/

They were not served with anything. The sauce is so flavorful that there's a similarity in that regard, but the texture and flavor of the testicles were very different from escargot. Not my favorite ever, but I enjoyed them and would get them again.
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That being said, put it under a poached egg with some Hollandaise sauce and an English muffin....ahhh, wonderful.
Youve been pardoned. Eggs benny is the best bfast ever and by far my favourite of all bfast entrees.
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I wouldn't be surprised if he loves you even more for it. Dogs are like that. Good on you for taking him.

Powerball is a tax on the poor. That being said, I'll still buy a ticket or two when the lottery gets up to $60M or so, but I wait till then.

I was watching an American show on lottery winners, and they said a survey was done which indicated that something like 20-30% of Americans were counting on the lottery as their retirement plan. It suggested to me that there are 20-30% of Americans who struggle with math.
I was being facetious, didn't play the lotto. But i figured if we were THAT lucky....

Clearly, Canadians who believe only 20-30% of Americans struggle with math, grossly underestimate how many Americans struggle with math.

One day i'll win, then i can retire.
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All this talk about dogs, figured I'd take my boy out...
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I also have a blind dog. She's stupid too.
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My turkey has been blind for about 3 years. Faqer still freaks me out ever now and then when I'm just doing my best ranchero Juan and he suddenly gets spooked and flutters up in my overalls
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Duck hash breakfast and spicy sausage Benedict also damn good
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All this talk of dogs, here is a picture of mine. I'll have to figure a way to post video from my phone, pretty entertaining video of him struggling up a hill in the snow.
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