[PoorLurker]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Yeah? Well, my heating bill was $342 last month. Top THAT, North Carolina!

My gas bill was $74 (nearly triple the normal bill) and I sent it to my wife along with a graph of our monthly usage.

Her response "DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FREEZE TO DEATH?!" hahaa

It's probably like 60 degrees in here right now...

BRB she's coming home - I need to go turn on the heater

$300 gas bill and some people have $500 electricity bills during some months!

Yikes!

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

My gas bill was $74 (nearly triple the normal bill) and I sent it to my wife along with a graph of our monthly usage.

Her response "DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FREEZE TO DEATH?!" hahaa

It's probably like 60 degrees in here right now...

BRB she's coming home - I need to go turn on the heater

$300 gas bill and some people have $500 electricity bills during some months!

Yikes!

I can't be bothered to look at my electric bill. Living in FL we can just make a fire out of cash in order to heat the spa.

[UncleWede]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

I can't be bothered to look at my electric bill. Living in FL we can just make a fire out of cash in order to heat the spa.

Have our staff build a cash fire

FTFY

[nyalpine90]

morning america

[Axius]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I went to a reputable place that offers machine or hand wash. Got hand wash. Snuck around back to observe - dude had a fucking BRUSH and then dried it with BATH TOWELS. I just die.

Lups pretty much fired me from my pool boy position, so I mean, I can come be your personal detailer? I have a great assortment of cleaning utensils and an awesome speedo collection.

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

it was 60 degrees in NC today....just saying.

Yesterday was perfect out.

[Axius]

MY DUDE RIGHT HERE

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

MY DUDE RIGHT HERE

What rock have you been living under??! That shit was like years ago... No wonder Lups fired your ass...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

What rock have you been living under??! That shit was like years ago... No wonder Lups fired your ass...

Hey man, just because I'm not as well "internet"versed as you are doesn't give you the right to treat me like a lesser person.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hey man, just because I'm not as well "internet"versed as you are doesn't give you the right to treat me like a lesser person.

Well... That was on the news so does that mean I am more well versed on television too?

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Well... That was on the news so does that mean I am more well versed on television too?

Fucking right, I don't watch that garbage, only quality television like Honey Boo Boo and Moonshiners.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

Fucking right, I don't watch that garbage, only quality television like Honey Boo Boo and Moonshiners.

Spoiler alert... He doesn't get the money for hookers and cocaine...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Spoiler alert... He doesn't get the money for hookers and cocaine...

Bigger spoiler alert, the poor bloke didn't even win his $2 back.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by UncleWede

He said ONE country to invade. Which one do you want, Trinidad, or Tobago?

Originally Posted by Axius

Well, he said whenever shit gets weird we can invade another, so we'll start with Tobago and work our way backwards.

This means that we will be in a perpetual state of war.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

Bigger spoiler alert, the poor bloke didn't even win his $2 back.

Spoiler alert... ASBSECU E93 has a problem with gas - if you know what I mean...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This means that we will be in a perpetual state of war.

Duh. You think people respected Alexander the Great because he was like "nah fuck war, I'm gonna Netflix and chill" hmm?

[shockin330i]

Originally Posted by PoorLurker

My gas bill was $74 (nearly triple the normal bill) and I sent it to my wife along with a graph of our monthly usage.

Her response "DO YOU EXPECT ME TO FREEZE TO DEATH?!" hahaa

It's probably like 60 degrees in here right now...

BRB she's coming home - I need to go turn on the heater

$300 gas bill and some people have $500 electricity bills during some months!

Yikes!

Dang yall pay a lot. My light bill is about $84 bucks a month

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

What rock have you been living under??! That shit was like years ago... No wonder Lups fired your ass...

Years ago. He probably wasn't born yet. You've been here quite a while, old man!

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

This means that we will be in a perpetual state of war.

...., do we not want that? We can mate with their women and begin building a master race.

Originally Posted by shoei

Spoiler alert... ASBSECU E93 has a problem with gas - if you know what I mean...

Just triggered some serious nightmares. My office suddenly smells like dusty old cobweb infested anus.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Duh. You think people respected Alexander the Great because he was like "nah fuck war, I'm gonna Netflix and chill" hmm?

My favorite general!!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Years ago. He probably wasn't born yet. You've been here quite a while, old man!

Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

My favorite general!!

He was awesome. He's the reason I get a little salty over the whole Macedonia debate. I dated a guy from FYROM, and he was like "Alexander the Great was Macedonian like me!" and I was like, girl, he ain't no Slav. Greece mothafucka.


History brings out my inner hood rat.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Axius

...., do we not want that? We can mate with their women and begin building a master race.



Just triggered some serious nightmares. My office suddenly smells like dusty old cobweb infested anus.

My memory may be a little foggy but hasn't that been tried before? Oh well, let's get at it anyway!!