[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

And it's unprotected, none of that nasty premium latex smell.

@ASBSECU E93 doesn't like the feel of latex and every time he feels sheepskin, he sheds a little tear because it reminds him of his animals on the farm...

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by shoei

Whatever the fuck those cars may be, I can assure you that none of them will have red wheels tho?

You sure about that?

Originally Posted by MKSixer

Sounds great! 309 is a god number with factory plugs. You shoulda known better than to use them, jackass!!:roll eyes:

I'm a little disappointed.

You are, however redeemed with the 5 second lap time improvement. Did you finally take the dead hookers out of the trunk?

Haha I wasn't thinking. I dropped $80 on factory plugs, put 4xx miles on them and have to pull them now. Good thing they aren't a pain in the ass to change.

Dead hookers are out of the trunk. Couldn't find a good place to dump them until recently.

Originally Posted by Biorin

Does SmartCar even make that many models?

[The Choosey begger]

I thought Shoei is in his mid 40's and ASB mid 50's. He said they were at least two presidents apart.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by silvergray545

You sure about that?

Haha I wasn't thinking. I dropped $80 on factory plugs, put 4xx miles on them and have to pull them now. Good thing they aren't a pain in the ass to change.

Dead hookers are out of the trunk. Couldn't find a good place to dump them until recently.

You said cars I can afford, man... I cannot even do an old GT3RS with red wheels with my food stamps... Get with the program !!!

[trvplvrdBOI]

Originally Posted by shoei

Whatever the fuck those cars may be, I can assure you that none of them will have red wheels tho?

Oh fuck I'm in tears man omg.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

@ASBSECU E93 doesn't like the feel of latex and every time he feels sheepskin, he sheds a little tear because it reminds him of his animals on the farm...

They say what happens on the farm, stays on the farm.



Let's all have a moment of silence for Waffles.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

They say what happens on the farm, stays on the farm.



Let's all have a moment of silence for Waffles.

I knew he was lying when he said Waffles went on "vacation" to his parents farm !!!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by anglo

I thought Shoei is in his mid 40's and ASB mid 50's. He said they were at least two presidents apart.

2 and a half presidents... and I'm talking the entire term for both... . South of 40's if you are trying to determine the chronological dating age of asb... Would recommend carbon dating however to be able to calculate his oldness...

I have been meaning to ask you your thoughts on the 787... For some gawdforsaken reason, they put me on one from LA to SF during the holidays... Lots of tech thrown in but also a lot of stupidity... Flight attendants have to come out into the cabin to get food / drink carts now and they have ONE restroom and on the right side so if you are on left side of the plane, you have to go through the galley to get there... It makes no sense...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

I knew he was lying when he said Waffles went on "vacation" to his parents farm !!!

He's such a nice dude in person, would have never expected him to be one of those.


Poor Waffles.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

He's such a nice dude in person, would have never expected him to be one of those.


Poor Waffles.

It's always the nice dudes... Like every time they catch a serial killer, all their neighbors say the same shit... "He was such a nice man... Always out in the garage working on his overweight convertible car, making his rounds feeding his livestock... Animals would always bleat and bray late at night with the faint sounds of Marvin Gaye's - Let's Get It On emanating from the darkness of his barn..."

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

5 second chunks dont happen unless go from snow tires to slicks or you were getting passed by Mazda 2 before

First personal best was set on a stock car in fall of 2015. Since then, brake pads, lines and brass caliper bushings, AST 4200 coilovers with GC camber plates, factory bushings replaced, track focused alignment, NT01s, etc. The last event of 2016 (did 4 total) was literally my first dry event of the year so I finally got to feel the car out.

For reference, I know a guy with a similar set up (biggest difference is, he's running a GC front sway and a BBK) but on Hoosiers running 1:40.xx's at Mid-Ohio. My personal best is a 1:47.xx. I know for a fact that I have another 3-4 seconds in that car on NT01s. Just have to find it.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

It's always the nice dudes... Like every time they catch a serial killer, all their neighbors say the same shit... "He was such a nice man... Always out in the garage working on his overweight convertible car, making his rounds feeding his livestock... Animals would always bleat and bray late at night with the faint sounds of Marvin Gaye's - Let's Get It On emanating from the darkness of his barn..."

When I asked him "What's with all the Marvin Gaye late in the night?"

He noted that - and I quote verbatim - "It helps with my arthiritis when I'm wrenching."


RIIIIGGGHHHTT

[The Choosey begger]

Originally Posted by shoei

2 and a half presidents... and I'm talking the entire term for both... . South of 40's if you are trying to determine the chronological dating age of asb... Would recommend carbon dating however to be able to calculate his oldness...

I have been meaning to ask you your thoughts on the 787... For some gawdforsaken reason, they put me on one from LA to SF during the holidays... Lots of tech thrown in but also a lot of stupidity... Flight attendants have to come out into the cabin to get food / drink carts now and they have ONE restroom and on the right side so if you are on left side of the plane, you have to go through the galley to get there... It makes no sense...

It's a great aircraft, the cabin configuration depends on the airline. Most have lavatories on both sides of the aircraft.

[1MOREMOD]

Okay that makes sense. When you think there is no time left to be had let a pro drive your car for 3 laps then cry at the results.

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by anglo

I thought Shoei is in his mid 40's and ASB mid 50's. He said they were at least two presidents apart.

Bitch - not even close.....and stay in your lane.

[1MOREMOD]

Yeah asb is 60 plus

[shoei]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah asb is 60 plus

60 times 3?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Yeah asb is 60 plus

You too Alien boy.....

Don't make me pull a Grayson Allen and sweep the legs....

[trvplvrdBOI]

Oh god.

[silvergray545]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Okay that makes sense. When you think there is no time left to be had let a pro drive your car for 3 laps then cry at the results.

Haha funny you mention that. Tommy Byrne, a former Formula 1 driver, works for Mid-Ohio and is typically at all the PCA events I go to. I was planning on having him take my car out for a few laps in the spring to see what he can do.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

You're always on call. I can think of about 4 people off the top of my head that require this service!!

Are you in mid-town? I have meetings there on Thursday.

I actually don't work in the city that often, so unfortunately won't be around then. However, if you like sushi and/or organ meat, can totally suggest a lunch spot.

[1MOREMOD]

Originally Posted by ASBSECU E93

You too Alien boy.....

Don't make me pull a Grayson Allen and sweep the legs....

Not likely. Flying knee strike as you try.