[Biorin]

Originally Posted by shoei

Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...

I didn't know that! I called him middle aged the other day, my mistake. I should have gone with geriatric.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

He was awesome. He's the reason I get a little salty over the whole Macedonia debate. I dated a guy from FYROM, and he was like "Alexander the Great was Macedonian like me!" and I was like, girl, he ain't no Slav. Greece mothafucka.


History brings out my inner hood rat.

HA!
Maps. They are our friends!!

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by shoei

Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...

I am young, virile, AND I don't have to wear an ankle bracelet like some.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by History.com

After his spectacular capture in 327 B.C. of Sogdian Rock, a seemingly impregnable mountain fortress, the 28-year-old Alexander was surveying his captives when Roxanne, the teenage daughter of a Bactrian nobleman, caught his eye. Soon after, in a traditional wedding ceremony, the king sliced a loaf of bread in two with his sword and shared it with his new bride. A few months after Alexander’s death, Roxanne gave birth to the couple’s only son, Alexander IV.

28 years old banging teenagers....

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

I didn't know that! I called him middle aged the other day, my mistake. I should have gone with geriatric.

It's just a short ride to where you are now AND I have my henchmen with me. Be afraid. Be very afraid.












Oh wait. You are the master of edged weapons. Never mind.

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I am young, virile, AND I don't have to wear an ankle bracelet like some.

Sounds like a pretty potent Viagra subscription.

Edit: I obviously meant prescription. Which is like a subscription. For drugs.

[Joekerr]

Originally Posted by shoei

Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...

We are told to respect our elders.

shoei craves our respect.

Therefore, is it not logical to assume Shoei is the eldest among us?

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Sounds like a pretty potent Viagra subscription.

PDE-5 inhibition is NOT something I need. I suggest asking shoei about his use.

[Axius]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

My memory may be a little foggy but hasn't that been tried before? Oh well, let's get at it anyway!!

Uhhh yeah, but it's never been attempted by anyone that actually knows stuff and isn't being fueled by a copious variety of drugs.

[MKSixer]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

We are told to respect our elders.

shoei craves our respect.

Therefore, is it not logical to assume Shoei is the eldest among us?

Your logic is impeccable.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by MKSixer

I am young, virile, AND I don't have to wear an ankle bracelet like some.

Young and viral as a zircon crystal...

And ankle bracelets and jewelry are so fashionable right now...

[Biorin]

Originally Posted by shoei

Young and viral as a zircon crystal...

And ankle bracelets and jewelry are so fashionable right now...

Makes me think of this...

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

We are told to respect our elders.

shoei craves our respect.

Therefore, is it not logical to assume Shoei is the eldest among us?

Who respects or needs respect from a Canadian?

Join the conversation when you don't jingle around with all the loonies and toonies in your pockets...

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Young and viral as a zircon crystal...

And ankle bracelets and jewelry are so fashionable right now...

Hey, someone complimented my beeping ankle bracelet yesterday! They even had a matching one!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Joekerr

We are told to respect our elders.

shoei craves our respect.

Therefore, is it not logical to assume Shoei is the eldest among us?

Who respects or needs respect from a Canadian?

Join the conversation when you don't jingle around with all the loonies and toonies in your pockets...

[Axius]

Put some respect on loonies and toonies..., perfect for making it hail at the strip club.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Biorin

Makes me think of this...

Selfie ?

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Says the dude OLDER than what we thought was our oldest member - asb...

Boi!!!!!

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Axius

Hey, someone complimented my beeping ankle bracelet yesterday! They even had a matching one!

We should ask our P.O if we can get matching ones...

[ASBSECU E93]

Originally Posted by shoei

Young and viral as a zircon crystal...

And ankle bracelets and jewelry are so fashionable right now...

Yep - just can't go past the edge of the yard....

[Axius]

Originally Posted by shoei

Selfie ?

Not tan enough, looks more like Sara.

Originally Posted by shoei

We should ask our P.O if we can get matching ones...

I actually bedazzle anyone in AA that wants to add a bit of flare to their newly acquired government appointed accessories. Mostly cubic zirconia, but I still tell them they're Swarovski and jack the price up.

[UncleWede]

Biorin was that you emailing me all those "subscription" offers? Sorry I didn't recognize ur email address