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      11-05-2015, 07:19 AM   #89
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Maybe with that $1,000 we can fly mama lups to a third world country to help the needy families directly.
I'm not meaty enough to be cooked and I am not producing milk, so I'd be useless. A good suggestion v1 though!
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I'm not meaty enough to be cooked and I am not producing milk, so I'd be useless. A good suggestion v1 though!
Organizations like the American Red Cross, Shriners Hospital for Children etc. Where most of your $ go to the cause, not the high salaries.
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We could donate goats to third world counties. If we get a package deal of goats, we each might be able to keep one. Just an idea.
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We could donate goats to third world counties. If we get a package deal of goats, we each might be able to keep one. Just an idea.


That'll be life changing.
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      11-05-2015, 07:47 AM   #93
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We could donate goats to third world counties. If we get a package deal of goats, we each might be able to keep one. Just an idea.
Owning a goat isn't as easy as it looks on the Internet....
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That'll be life changing.
Then we can have a thread where we share pictures of our goats with each other dressed in funny costumes.



It's the perfect plan.
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Owning a goat isn't as easy as it looks on the Internet....
You think I care about the implications of owning a goat? Can't you just let me have this ONE fucking thing, dude?

Seriously, such a fucking buzz kill.
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You think I care about the implications of owning a goat? Can't you just let me have this ONE fucking thing, dude?

Seriously, such a fucking buzz kill.
He's just trying to help, owning a goat is not as glamorous as you think.
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What exactly is not glamorous about owning a goat? Everything about owning a goat is glamorous.


Plus, could you imagine how big of a hit I would be at the dog park with the ladies? Bitches love goats.
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What exactly is not glamorous about owning a goat? Everything about owning a goat is glamorous.


Plus, could you imagine how big of a hit I would be at the dog park with the ladies? Bitches love goats.
That's for damn sure.

My old soccer team's mascot was a goat. Cant remember exactly sure why we decided on that since our team name was assigned by the league...The Comets. We had this serious redneck on our team bring it to the field at all our games. Was always hit but got some strange looks from people.
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That's for damn sure.

My old soccer team's mascot was a goat. Cant remember exactly sure why we decided on that since our team name was assigned by the league...The Comets. We had this serious redneck on our team bring it to the field at all our games. Was always hit but got some strange looks from people.
Seriously man. Chicks love animals, and if it's a cute little goat they don't get to see all the time, they melt over it. I mean, who doesn't like a goat?


I think that was a perfectly reasonable mascot, a goat can be anybodies mascot just out of sheer awesomeness.
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Seriously man. Chicks love animals, and if it's a cute little goat they don't get to see all the time, they melt over it. I mean, who doesn't like a goat?


I think that was a perfectly reasonable mascot, a goat can be anybodies mascot just out of sheer awesomeness.
You got this right buddy!
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I'm not meaty enough to be cooked and I am not producing milk, so I'd be useless.
Mama lups, the other white meat.

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Mama lups, the other white meat.
Could you just paste your versions of me more and let that pic go? Yours were always funnier
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Could you just paste your versions of me more and let that pic go? Yours were always funnier
It's close enough...

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It's close enough...

Haha, aww. Thanks! I'd love to say that's close but she's stepping out of the passengers side and she's wearing heels/ shoes of any kind, and her hair is brushed.
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Yeah, everybody knows that Lups is naturally sexy with unbrushed hair, no shoes, dirty feet, and grease under her finger nails.
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Yeah, everybody knows that Lups is naturally sexy with unbrushed hair, no shoes, dirty feet, and grease under her finger nails.

Back to goats man! We have covered my sense of style often enough here.
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Back to goats man! We have covered my sense of style often enough here.

...., will you raise a goat together with me?
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...., will you raise a goat together with me?
You don't have a goat! Don't try to superglue horns to your hamster, I'm solid in biology.

And I'm sorry for suggesting whoring you out Ax, but we have gotten offers already from a banker that wishes to remain anonymous.
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Back to goats man! We have covered my sense of style often enough here.

...., will you raise a goat together with me?
I thought we were co-parenting, you goat slut!
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I wonder how many dolphins and crack babies mama lups has saved lately. I haven't read her blogs recently
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