[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Does it stick up over the fence, or get lost at sea?

Maybe. No.

Full name is Woodrow Wilson. Mr. Wilson was apparently more fun to use when addressing the one eyed trouser snake. lol

[1MOREMOD]

Mines Mr floppy.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Mines Mr floppy.

There is a pill for that

[Mr Tonka]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

There is a pill for that

There is a pill for bad jokes?

[1MOREMOD]

Check out muse(alprostadil)you won't be laughing

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Mr Tonka

There is a pill for bad jokes?

Scotch for bad jokes works best for me

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Check out muse(alprostadil)you won't be laughing

Ouch

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Come on. Knew you would have one. Give us guys some Lups love...

I never learn how to shut up.

We were at someone's summer cottage at the age of 13 or so on a fishing trip
Long story short, I was on my way to the toilet when one of the guys (not one of my closest friends) was watering the bushes. I told him to take his aqueduct and sprint further in the forest next time.

Well, abt 9 years later we had a minor thing going on, and I was actually considering a friends with benefits kind of a deal with him (sweet guy, but I really wasn't looking for a relationship) and we were playing a round a bit and he used the words

"so now you wanna get closer to my aqueduct?"

That's it, game over, never ever spent more than two seconds in the same room with him. Still wouldn't.

[shoei]

Originally Posted by Lups

I never learn how to shut up.

We were at someone's summer cottage at the age of 13 or so on a fishing trip
Long story short, I was on my way to the toilet when one of the guys (not one of my closest friends) was watering the bushes. I told him to take his aqueduct and sprint further in the forest next time.

Well, abt 9 years later we had a minor thing going on, and I was actually considering a friends with benefits kind of a deal with him (sweet guy, but I really wasn't looking for a relationship) and we were playing a round a bit and he used the words

"so now you wanna get closer to my aqueduct?"

That's it, game over, never ever spent more than two seconds in the same room with him. Still wouldn't.

*writes down on the master list; Lups is okay with a tree stump in her trunk yes, but draws the line on golden showers..."

[Lups]

Originally Posted by shoei

*writes down on the master list; Lups is okay with a tree stump in her trunk yes, but draws the line on golden showers..."

Lol, more like I said that as a joke almost a decade earlier and the guy remembered it and used it as a name for his dick. Killed any chance I had to be remotely attracted to him completely.

And no, no stumps, no showers.

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

I never learn how to shut up.

We were at someone's summer cottage at the age of 13 or so on a fishing trip
Long story short, I was on my way to the toilet when one of the guys (not one of my closest friends) was watering the bushes. I told him to take his aqueduct and sprint further in the forest next time.

Well, abt 9 years later we had a minor thing going on, and I was actually considering a friends with benefits kind of a deal with him (sweet guy, but I really wasn't looking for a relationship) and we were playing a round a bit and he used the words

"so now you wanna get closer to my aqueduct?"

That's it, game over, never ever spent more than two seconds in the same room with him. Still wouldn't.

Thanks for sharing - you are alright in my book

[UglyBuzzard]

Originally Posted by Lups

I never learn how to shut up.

We were at someone's summer cottage at the age of 13 or so on a fishing trip
Long story short, I was on my way to the toilet when one of the guys (not one of my closest friends) was watering the bushes. I told him to take his aqueduct and sprint further in the forest next time.

Well, abt 9 years later we had a minor thing going on, and I was actually considering a friends with benefits kind of a deal with him (sweet guy, but I really wasn't looking for a relationship) and we were playing a round a bit and he used the words

"so now you wanna get closer to my aqueduct?"

That's it, game over, never ever spent more than two seconds in the same room with him. Still wouldn't.

Thanks for sharing - you are alright in my book

[Lups]

Originally Posted by UglyBuzzard

Thanks for sharing - you are alright in my book

I think it's my civil duty to share since my track record with men is hilariously bad. This is a repent exercise.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Lups

I think it's my civil duty to share since my track record with men is hilariously bad. This is a repent exercise.

If you haven't crashed your M4 yet the way you drive to me you're an awesome driver.

[Lups]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

If you haven't crashed your M4 yet the way you drive to me you're an awesome driver.

I have abt 50 000 km on the clock,and not a scratch on him.

I drive fast and hard and without gizmos I can turn off but I'm pretty solid.

[V1.47fan]

Originally Posted by Lups

I have abt 50 000 km on the clock,and not a scratch on him.

I drive fast and hard and without gizmos I can turn off but I'm pretty solid.

Have you had your front lower lip fixed yet?

[Lups]

Originally Posted by V1.47fan

Have you had your front lower lip fixed yet?

Yeah, I got the new one this week. I won't accept responsibility for that one though, this second lip went because I had to get the fuck away from a lady's way. She was busy texting.

The first lip was my fault. I truly do know better than to pass a truck going only 70-80 miles per hour.

[djDori_C]

Originally Posted by Lups

Yeah, I got the new one this week. I won't accept responsibility for that one though, this second lip went because I had to get the fuck away from a lady's way. She was busy texting.

The first lip was my fault. I truly do know better than to pass a truck going only 70-80 miles per hour.

Ugh I hate when people drive slow, weave all over inside their lane because their texting... Huge pet peeve

[Axius]

Originally Posted by djDori_C

Ugh I hate when people drive slow, weave all over inside their lane because their texting... Huge pet peeve

I've been tempted to kick mirrors off when I see this on the bike. People are fucking stupid.

[///M Power-Belgium]

Originally Posted by 1MOREMOD

Check out muse(alprostadil)you won't be laughing

Oh wow bro , I feel really sorry for you !
Was on Google for it and it sounds like horror to me ..
And I really hope it works for you .

[C5driver]

Originally Posted by Lups

I have abt 50 000 km on the clock,and not a scratch on him.

I drive fast and hard and without gizmos I can turn off but I'm pretty solid.

You get taken by A3s because you miss on ramps...

[RJ_]

Originally Posted by Axius

I've been tempted to kick mirrors off when I see this on the bike. People are fucking stupid.

I was on a conference call at work and one of the guys on the phone had called in because he was on the road.

Well he forgot to mute his phone, so when a driver started drifting into his lane he shouted, "STOP TEXTING YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!" and all 30+ people laughed in approval.