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      06-10-2015, 01:04 PM   #8801
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Your SIL sounds like a damn disaster. I'm kind of curious though..., can you get me pictures of her hairy legs? I've never truly seen a woman with hairy legs, and the fact that she is related to you, will only make me that much happier when I laugh.

No need for a longer list. I'm actually adding to yours with my own imagination, because from the sounds of her in reality, my imagination can run wild and it very well all may be true.
I'll get you one.

Yeah, this is so, so bad. I am actually afraid i flip totally.
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I was in Lowe's last night at 7, just passing time after eating Popeye's and waiting for it to settle a bit so I could go to the gym.

I'm in the back, and I keep hearing water running. WTF, are they wasting that much water? I'm not going to buy anything here. Then one of their staff comes by and mentions it's raining.

We are laughing, and he mentions something about McGiver. HE's surprised I know the name and then I tell him only people like us with grey in our face remember.
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Your SIL sounds like a damn disaster. I'm kind of curious though..., can you get me pictures of her hairy legs? I've never truly seen a woman with hairy legs, and the fact that she is related to you, will only make me that much happier when I laugh.

No need for a longer list. I'm actually adding to yours with my own imagination, because from the sounds of her in reality, my imagination can run wild and it very well all may be true.
I've seen it on the bus as a kid. At first I thought a dude was in a dress until I looked up (but glad the skirt part was kinda long and I only saw about 4" of whiskers between the hem and her shoes). However, you can just Google it (WARNING: It'll ruin you forever).

http://images.lmgtfy.com/?q=women+with+hairy+legs
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      06-10-2015, 03:23 PM   #8804
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Why did I open that link.
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      06-10-2015, 04:28 PM   #8805
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Why did I open that link.
I had a warning...
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      06-10-2015, 04:36 PM   #8806
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Page 32, nice work. Had sushi for lunch.
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      06-10-2015, 05:14 PM   #8807
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Better than mine... Tofu, bok choy and lean beef soup (AKA diet food).
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Better than mine... Tofu, bok choy and lean beef soup (AKA diet food).
Apart from the lean beef soup, it'd eat that.

By the way, when did a sushi lunch become so expensive? It was $160 for two people, including tip. Ugh.
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...so just had dinner with Michael Ford....

Yes, the son of Gerald Ford, who was the 38th president of the U.S.
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...so just had dinner with Michael Ford....

Yes, the son of Gerald Ford, who was the 38th president of the U.S.
Special. Have met Isaiah Thomas and the former (good one) mayor of Detroit. He remembered by name the second time. we partied.
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I had dinner with Wifey tonight. I'd rather have dinner with her than with Michael Ford, Isaiah Thomas, the former mayor of Detroit (either good or bad), or Bill Clinton.

Just sayin.'
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...so just had dinner with Michael Ford....

Yes, the son of Gerald Ford, who was the 38th president of the U.S.
That's cool.

I wish i knew JFK jr.
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I had dinner with Wifey tonight. I'd rather have dinner with her than with Michael Ford, Isaiah Thomas, the former mayor of Detroit (either good or bad), or Bill Clinton.

Just sayin.'
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I drank beer alone at hop nation.
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WINNER!
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Brand new brewery and very good. I also made new friends in process.
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Prenna stfu, I'm in my kitchen hiding from the sil behind a pint. I win, not him.
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Prenna stfu, I'm in my kitchen hiding from the sil behind a pint. I win, not him.
Don't be jealous, traveling for work in yakima and enjoying myself. Also found the beer shoppe.
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Don't be jealous, traveling for work in yakima and enjoying myself. Also found the beer shoppe.
But I am! I am just planning on hiring a male prostitute to my sister-in-law /taking her to a sex shop / murdering her/ running away.

It's a tough call which to try first.
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