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07-19-2016, 09:23 AM | #47 |
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Just remembered some other girl I met while going to a junior college in NY back in 2003. She was looney up in the nuthouse in Togus as we did argue about stupid stuff from time to time that I won't bother to get into. She was, however, great between the sheets and made me feel like I was on cloud 9. I had just broken up with a girl after nearly 5 years so this girl was the perfect rebound chick to get me through my sad times haha. This lasted for about 4 months until I moved to FL for school fall 2003 semester. This girl hated that I moved and I was sad to leave her (hard to believe but true) but I had everything set up before I met her. I flew back to NY maybe 4 times during that semester and met up with her all of them and had fun, then lost touch after I moved back that winter as she got weird on me.
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07-19-2016, 11:06 AM | #49 |
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Confessions of an ex-neighborhood (expanded way more than that and is just a friendly term to be used in this context) pharmacist (I don't like the incriminating term so used this word instead). No they were never gf's.
Use your imagination and it probably has happened. I should make a movie of my life. Boring ending though. Ends up in a normal job and on Bimmerpost
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07-19-2016, 01:17 PM | #50 |
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The reason I thought of the gal whom I mentioned at the beginning, she was so gorgeous, and it was just too much. HUH? Seriously, too much. sure, I was a young buck, 25 y.o., but 5, 6 times a day was like being at a buffet and forcing yourself to eat when you're no longer hungry...man how many times in life is it like that?
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07-19-2016, 10:40 PM | #51 |
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3 pages and not a single picture...
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That's a great looking dress though it would look a lot better bunched up in a ball next to my bed...
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When I was 17, I dated this girl who had some issues. She was damn fine, but her nut job mother always called her fat - which was far from true. Some weird jealousy complex. So that plus about 12mg of Xanax per day led to some pretty good times. We frequented her rich alcoholic aunt's pool, complete with full tiki bar. That is, until her aunt came out of left field and stared smooching me while I was on the phone with my mother. God help us all if my girlfriend sees this post.
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07-20-2016, 09:29 AM | #57 |
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ehh not my type but i would still go medieval on her bum bum
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I'll share one from way back. Dated this chick that later tells me she has been possessed by an evil spirit that sometimes takes over her mind/body/whatever. One night this spirit apparently took over :bulg e: & she starts coming on to me like a $2 dollar hooker. This chick fucked like a beast. She loved to rub my cum all over her body. It's always the crazies that are the best lays. |
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I dated a stripper not too long ago, gorgeous actually, and very conservative. Freak in the sheets and quite a lady in public, and she was a car buff to boot. She had twins already though and some odd personality quirks that I just couldn't live with so it didn't last.
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He was epic. He couldn't ride his bike as fast as I did and he started to cry if he saw me putting worms into hooks. He showed me his wiener just to convince me he had a good reason to sympathise with the worms. We decided to get married but our parents objected. They thought we should wait. Our love didn't last, I saw him a few years ago and he was married to a girl he claimed was slower with a bike than he was and he now enjoys fishing. I guess the 25 years we spent apart changed him.
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I dated a lot before getting married, obviously my wife was the most fun or I wouldn't have put a ring on it.
She also lurks the board once and a while
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